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yubba
04-22-11, 09:57 PM
This is a play on political and nautical terms humor is the upmost as the good ship USS Unsubstainable steams through the sea of red ink. 1. GOP seen amidship seen rearranging the deck chairs {Sarah Palin}.

GoldenRivet
04-22-11, 10:45 PM
unsubstainable is not a word i am familiar with

Fish In The Water
04-23-11, 01:39 AM
1. GOP seen amidship seen rearranging the deck chairs {Sarah Palin}.

As long as the band is playing a popular tune, it's all good! :|\\

TarJak
04-23-11, 07:07 AM
unsubstainable is not a word i am familiar with
Its in the dictionary of incontravertabubble gibberish, It is defined there as not sustainable substances. Either that or a sub that can't be stained. Either way works.:know::D

Platapus
04-23-11, 07:10 AM
unsubstainable is not a word i am familiar with

Break the word down, just like they learned you in school

- Sub - Submarine

- Stainable means the ability to be or the condition vulnerable to be stained

- Un means not

Unsubstainable - A submarine that never gets dirty on the outside.

Sheesh do I have to explain everything?

:D


ps Damn you Tarjack, once again your post-fu was faster than mine

NeonSamurai
04-23-11, 09:52 AM
That or un applies to sub, meaning its an un submarine (or non submersable) that is stainable

Platapus
04-23-11, 10:04 AM
That or un applies to sub, meaning its an un submarine (or non submersable) that is stainable

Ah a nuance I did not consider.

This topic is more complex than first imagined.

DarkFish
04-23-11, 10:36 AM
That or un applies to sub, meaning its an un submarine (or non submersable) that is stainableSo that would mean any conventional ship:hmmm:

frau kaleun
04-23-11, 12:34 PM
On the contrary, I believe it refers to a substance that is unable to make a stain on a sub.

"I can't use this dye to camouflage the decks, Herr Kaleun - it's unsubstainable!"

Of course in German it would be different, most notably several thousand syllables longer.

vienna
04-23-11, 02:31 PM
At least they maintain a spotless record...

TarJak
04-23-11, 08:26 PM
Of course in German it would be different, most notably several thousand syllables longer.
ununterseebootenhaltbare?

frau kaleun
04-23-11, 08:38 PM
ununterseebootenhaltbare?

:hmmm:

Needz moar throat clearing.

TarJak
04-24-11, 05:35 AM
unfleckhachenunterseebootenhachenhaltbare

Better?

frau kaleun
04-24-11, 09:38 AM
unfleckhachenunterseebootenhachenhaltbare

Better?

What, no umlaut? :O:

Platapus
04-24-11, 10:10 AM
What, no umlaut? :O:

I think I got inoculated for that when I was in the service.

MothBalls
04-24-11, 12:28 PM
unsubstainable is not a word i am familiar with

Seems to me there are many Democrats in Congress (not saying you) that have the same issue.

nikimcbee
04-24-11, 12:41 PM
Is it powered by biodiesel?:haha:

TarJak
04-24-11, 03:39 PM
What, no umlaut? :O:
My cheap american keyboard, made in China, don't have no damn umlaut!

frau kaleun
04-24-11, 03:41 PM
My cheap american keyboard don't have no damn umlaut!

All Programs>Accessories>System Tools>Character Map :know:

Or just choose the much quicker option: do a google search for a word that has the umlaut-ed letter you want in it, and then copy and paste. :O:

TarJak
04-24-11, 04:50 PM
All Programs>Accessories>System Tools>Character Map :know:

Or just choose the much quicker option: do a google search for a word that has the umlaut-ed letter you want in it, and then copy and paste. :O:
I'm waaaaayyy to lazy for that amount of effort.:O:

Tribesman
04-24-11, 05:18 PM
Seems to me there are many Democrats in Congress (not saying you) that have the same issue.
I would hope that everyone in Congress has that same issue.

CaptainHaplo
04-24-11, 08:21 PM
You all are getting closer....

This actually is a reference to the inability to simply paint a submarine whilst as it is underwater.

See here:

Un - not

sub - A vessel operating under the surface

stainable - the ability to be painted.

Thus what we have here is:

"Log of the Good Ship Unabletobepaintedwhileunderwater" - to which I would note that:

A) in the case of disaster not during wartime, logs should be sealed in a waterproof canister so for salvage

and

B) any Captain who earned the title would know that he could therefore paint his vessel once it was surfaced.

This now concludes my take on this sillyness.... for now.

vienna
04-26-11, 01:08 PM
I watch "Criminal Minds" on TV and 'unsub' refers to 'unknown subject/suspect'. Perhaps what we have here is an unknown subject/suspect who can't be 'stained' with evidence of a crime, such as John Gotti, "The Teflon Don". Either that or George W. has been making up words again...

frau kaleun
04-26-11, 01:15 PM
I watch "Criminal Minds" on TV and 'unsub' refers to 'unknown subject/suspect'. Perhaps what we have here is an unknown subject/suspect who can't be 'stained'

This would be correct if the prefix 'un' still meant 'not' and referred to the possibility of the subject being stained.

However in your formulation it is short for 'unknown' and refers to the subject, not the possibility of staining him/her with something.

Consequently it would be more correct to think of if as un(known)sub(ject who is)stainable.

vienna
04-26-11, 01:36 PM
You are right...I stand (or slouch, seated) corrected. This is what happens when one trys to think before one's daily liter of Coca-Cola...

AVGWarhawk
04-26-11, 01:53 PM
http://www.slowfashion.net.au/Portals/sf/SF_SuStainable.gif

vienna
04-28-11, 02:11 PM
All Programs>Accessories>System Tools>Character Map :know:

Or just choose the much quicker option: do a google search for a word that has the umlaut-ed letter you want in it, and then copy and paste.

Frau Kaleun:

An easier solution to the umlaut problem in MS-Word is to hold down the Ctrl and Shift keys together, then press the colon key [ : ], release the Ctrl and shift keys, then press the letter key for the letter you wish to umlaut. The letters to which this may be applied can be found in MS-Word by pressing the F1 key [Help] and typing "international character shortcut" in the search box. This also applies to other accent marks. Although I can play guitar and keyboard, I cannot, for some reason, learn to touch-type and rely heavily on keyboard shortcuts to make up for lost speed in typing. I quite often type my text in MS-Word, spell-check and then copy & paste the text to web postings such as this. I'm not sure you were aware of this umlaut method (I somehow suspect you are), so I hope this helps you or others...

krashkart
04-28-11, 06:58 PM
Is this one of those threads where I have to use my brain to follow along? :06: I sure hope not. :huh:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=179&pictureid=4135

TarJak
04-29-11, 08:00 AM
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frau kaleun
04-29-11, 10:20 AM
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i ĉ wut ü did dère

vienna
04-29-11, 02:14 PM
Seems a bit "ghoti"-y to me...

TarJak
04-29-11, 05:40 PM
i ĉ wut ü did dère

LOL