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Gerald
04-17-11, 05:33 PM
"I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn't want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane. I know for a fact it's not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I'm flying because I know it won't crash if I've got Britney on." Megan Fox

"I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is." Sienna Miller

"Susan Boyle could look really hot if she just wore some pretty dresses" Paris Hilton

"I carry condoms in my purse, even though I haven't had sex in a long time. I'm hoping for luck! And I carry them so I can give them to other people who might want or need them, or who might want to have a conversation." Sharon Stone

"My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it." Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young." Cameron Diaz

"My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe." Celine Dion

"I don't brush my teeth. No, really! I just use Listerine -- and sometimes I'll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I'm 60 I'll be all, "ow!" Jessica Simpson

"I think we're both deeper than normal people ... what they think and how they feel." Miley Cyrus on her chemistry with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth.

"I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life ... It has a true market value, like gold bullion. ... I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself." John Mayer

"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems." Elton John

"I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade. I will be the loudest voice." Kanye West

"I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky ... a pulsating force of incredible energy." David Arquette

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush." Sylvester Stallone

"I have been the most religious person since I was two years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God. God knows the truth in all of [the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumours], and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know?" Lauren Conrad

"You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it's kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I'm so moody all the time, I know I couldn't be able to run a country, 'cause I'd be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?" Brooke Hogan on Sarah Palin

"We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes, are they burned? There was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burned for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [New York], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed." Marion Cotillard on her belief that 9/11 was actually a ruse by the US government to get rid of costly, outdated buildings.

"I'm not sure if it's good to have freedom or not. I'm gradually beginning to feel that we Chinese need to be controlled. If we're not being controlled, we'll just do what we want." Jackie Chan

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2979601/Stars-say-the-craziest-things.html

Note: 20 May 2010

Platapus
04-17-11, 05:43 PM
No one ever made the claim that being famous implies being intelligent.

Why people would consider these people role models is beyond me. :nope:

Gerald
04-17-11, 06:33 PM
The taste is different in humans

Torplexed
04-17-11, 06:39 PM
"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush." Sylvester StalloneHe's already sniffing the turpentine apparently.

Gerald
04-17-11, 06:44 PM
"I carry condoms in my purse, even though I haven't had sex in a long time. I'm hoping for luck! And I carry them so I can give them to other people who might want or need them, or who might want to have a conversation." Sharon Stone. She meets the requirements of being a blonde, :O:

nikimcbee
04-17-11, 06:50 PM
"Susan Boyle could look really hot if she just wore some pretty dresses" Paris Hilton


I thought Jim said that?:hmmm:

MH
04-17-11, 06:55 PM
"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young." Cameron Diaz "

Yep some women are very sensitive to gravity.:yep:

Gerald
04-17-11, 06:57 PM
I thought Jim said that?:hmmm: He is sleeping now, wake him and ask....

Feuer Frei!
04-17-11, 08:48 PM
«Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.»

- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. One of the worst celebrity quotes ever.

UnderseaLcpl
04-17-11, 09:21 PM
Even the best say stupid things sometimes.


"You're planning to make a ship sail against wind and tide by lighting a fire below deck?? I don't have time to listen to that kind of nonsense!"
- Napoleon

Gerald
04-17-11, 09:31 PM
«Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.»

- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. One of the worst celebrity quotes ever. "I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is." Sienna Miller :down:

Jimbuna
04-18-11, 12:28 PM
I thought Jim said that?:hmmm:

LOL :DL

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” [Brooke Shields]