Over the top American Airport security?

[STEED]

A six year old girl, come on, that's so out of order.

Judge for yourself...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKZH2Y0f-7M

News item on CH5 here said it took place last week.

[Gerald]

Overzealous!

[Dowly]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=182548

[August]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=182548

Poorly named thread.

[STEED]

Can some mod close this thread as its a duplicate of another, thanks.


http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=182548

Ta.

[Gerald]

Dowly,is sharp!

[Dowly]

Poorly named thread.

And that's why it's a good idea to do a search first. ;)

http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x462/Dowly/searchresult.jpg

[August]

And that's why it's a good idea to do a search first. ;)

TMW.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Impending thread closure! Battlestations! Man the spam-cannons!

FIRE!!!!
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o264/charlie143james/bama.jpg

Negative impact! Adjust fire! Change ammunition to high-sexplosive!

Stand by.....FIRE!!!!

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o264/charlie143james/ConfederateFlag1.jpg

[Dowly]

TMW.

Touch My Wiener? :hmmm:

:O:

[UnderseaLcpl]

FDC: FO, this is FDC, can you confirm target destroyed?
FO: Negative, FDC. Target remains operational. And Dowly made a wiener joke.
FDC: Roger that. Was it funny?
FO: Not unless you think touching Dowly's wiener is funny.
FDC: Understood, stand by for another fire mission, we're prepping area-saturation rounds, FDC out.

[Dowly]

He said it, not me. :cry:

http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x462/Dowly/TMW.jpg

[UnderseaLcpl]

FO: FDC, this is FO.
FDC: Go ahead, FO.
FO: Correction to target status report, stand by to copy.
FDC: Standing by.
FO: Joke was not about Dowly touching his wiener. It was about August touching his.
FDC: ........
FO: FDC, do you copy?
FDC: That's affirmative, FO. Stand by on station and be prepared to direct aerial strikes. FDC out.

[Sailor Steve]

Touch My Wiener? :hmmm:

:O:
Too Many Wankers.

[Oberon]

http://www.blackeagleblackeagle.com/images/AH-64DV.jpg

"This is Reaper, inbound, out."

[Dowly]

^

Try me! :O:

http://www.aerospaceweb.org/aircraft/helicopter-m/ka50/ka50_08.jpg

[UnderseaLcpl]

lol. Reaper. Freaking pilots:O:

FO: FDC, this is FO requesting clearance for "Reaper" to conduct CAS, over.
FDC: FO, you are cleared to authorize CAS at your discretion for until 18:30 Zulu before we call in the heavies, over.
FO: Roger that, FDC.
FO: Reaper this is FO, you are cleared to engage targets in this sector on vector one-eight-zero at your dicretion until 18:30 Zulu. Recommend heavy spamunition. How copy, over?

edit- Break break break, Reaper this is FO, hostile VTOLS, Ka-50 class, sighted bearing one-four-zero! Engage immediately!

[Dowly]

KA-50 uses ability: VODKA BREATH

http://www.egyptdailynews.com/My%20Webs/edailypics/ka50blackshark.jpg


It's SUPER-EFFECTIVE!
http://media.nowpublic.net/images//67/6/676db22afc6e2aea16aff57496eedd23.jpg

[NeonSamurai]

i can't go away for 5 minutes, can I? Not without this sort of stuff happening...

Energize the demolition beams!

[Dowly]

I thought all you moderators were something like Robocop, never sleep, eat baby food and have directive 4 not to ban Neal. :DL

[UnderseaLcpl]

FO: FDC this is FO, Reaper is down, I say again Reaper is down! Enemy VTOL is circling the crash site at near grid fife-niner-zero-one-eight-seven! Requesting fighter support.

FDC: Solid copy FO, we will alert combat air patrol and grant clearance to engage, keep you head down.

FO: Roger, out.

[NeonSamurai]

I thought all you moderators were something like Robocop, never sleep, eat baby food and have directive 4 not to ban Neal. :DL

I only discovered directive 4 after I had banned Neal

[Dowly]

I only discovered directive 4 after I had banned Neal

:haha:
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/robocop.gif

[UnderseaLcpl]

FO: Raptor flight this is FO, recommend you engage immediately and withdraw, we have reason to believe the target are will suffer a nuclear strike soon.
Raptor Flight: Bombs away, buddy!


http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o264/charlie143james/MotherOfAllBombs.jpg

[Dowly]

Is that a Sidewinder or are you just happy to see me? :hmmm:

[Oberon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htzlhTvIQo4

[Dowly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htzlhTvIQo4

LMAO!! :har:

Well, now I have to post these too then. :O:

Left 4 Dead Hunters in Toy Story:
http://youtu.be/KSw0fz-qiCg

Left 4 Dead Witches in Toy Story 2:
http://youtu.be/6la2BJEYVbc

[UnderseaLcpl]

FO: Uh, FDC this is FO, over.
FDC: Go ahead, over.
FO: We have confirmation that target was just WTFBoomed and it still appears operational.
FDC: Understand that target was WTFBoomed and is still operational, is that correct, over?
FO: That is correct, over.
FDC: Stand by for ROFLcopter support.
http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv269/Longrange950/ROFLCOPTER.png

[Oberon]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/lolcopter0.gif

[UnderseaLcpl]

FO: ROFLcopter this is FO, looks like a good run, target neutralized. Nice work, out.

[TarJak]

Warning all crew stand by for full broadside firing!
http://www.talismancoins.com/catalog/Battleship_USS_Iowa_firing_broadside.jpg

[Oberon]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Musashi_under_fire.jpg

"ポート四五先の完全な、電池1と二人は火の準備をしよう！"

[Ducimus]

http://www.hayling.co.uk/images/NukeOrbit.jpg

:shifty: :arrgh!:


http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/nuke.jpg

[Oberon]

http://www.deviantart.com/download/110608126/LIBERTY_PRIME_by_ThunderBreak.jpg

"Democracy is non-negotiable!"

[NeonSamurai]

You may fire when ready...

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3466/firekq.jpg