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Feuer Frei!
04-15-11, 06:46 AM
A MAN caught fire Wednesday evening inside a San Francisco porn store and was fighting for his life in the hospital after suffering third-degree burns, KCBS-TV reported. Arson experts said it was not clear what ignited the fire but police said the man had been watching videos in a private booth when the blaze erupted.
The man ran out the front door of the adult arcade "engulfed in flames" and was spotted by police standing across the street, a police spokesman told KCBS.
"He came out of the building already on fire," Lt. Kevin McNaughton said.
Firefighters, who luckily were only about a block away on an unrelated call, raced to the scene and doused the flames.

Joke aside, hope he'll be ok.


SOURCE (http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/man-bursts-into-flames-in-san-francisco-porn-shop/story-e6frfku0-1226039438122)

(http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/man-bursts-into-flames-in-san-francisco-porn-shop/story-e6frfku0-1226039438122)
mookiemookie
04-15-11, 06:49 AM
http://survivalguide.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/thats-hot.jpg
Dowly
04-15-11, 06:50 AM
Baby oil. Use it.
Torplexed
04-15-11, 07:00 AM
The man ran out the front door of the adult arcade "engulfed in flames" and was spotted by police standing across the street, a police spokesman told KCBS.
"He came out of the building already on fire," Lt. Kevin McNaughton said.

Sounds like we located the drummer for Spinal Tap! :rock:
UnderseaLcpl
04-15-11, 07:01 AM
Baby oil. Use it.

Baby oil. Suitable for use in places babies come from. Like orphanages.

edit- and nurseries.
Dowly
04-15-11, 07:07 AM
Baby oil. Suitable for use in places babies come from. Like orphanages.

edit- and nurseries.


:hmmm:
http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4383419/you-squeeze-olives-to-get-olive-oil-so-what-do-you-squeeze-to-get-baby-oil.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Philosoraptor
UnderseaLcpl
04-15-11, 07:11 AM
:hmmm:
http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4383419/you-squeeze-olives-to-get-olive-oil-so-what-do-you-squeeze-to-get-baby-oil.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Philosoraptor

Bottles of baby oil?
August
04-15-11, 07:15 AM
Bottles of baby oil?


OMG you put a baby in a bottle? :o
UnderseaLcpl
04-15-11, 07:35 AM
OMG you put a baby in a bottle? :o

What? You have a better idea for a place from which they might be squeezed out?
frau kaleun
04-15-11, 07:59 AM
What? You have a better idea for a place from which they might be squeezed out?

I can think of at least one. :shifty:
August
04-15-11, 09:05 AM
I can think of at least one. :shifty:

Yeah but re-usability is limited.
frau kaleun
04-15-11, 09:20 AM
Yeah but re-usability is limited.

Tell that to Michelle Duggar. :O:
August
04-15-11, 09:28 AM
Tell that to Michelle Duggar. :O:

:DL

I once made a disposable razor last for almost an entire year. That doesn't mean it still worked very well afterwards! :D
frau kaleun
04-15-11, 09:44 AM
:DL

I once made a disposable razor last for almost an entire year. That doesn't mean it still worked very well afterwards! :D

My feelings on the matter are divided. I support any woman's right to have or not have as many children as she wants and is able to conceive, assuming they can be provided for in a responsible fashion. On the other hand, there are many cases where I feel the "desire" to continue having one after the other to infinity and beyond is the result of a ludicrous and harmful ideology which to some extent has limited the individual's ability to successfully exercise "free will" in any meaningful way.

And on the other other hand...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/249270409_664e6841fa.jpg
AVGWarhawk
04-15-11, 10:05 AM
I think the Dugger woman has some sort of odd fetish. But that is just me. :DL
Platapus
04-15-11, 01:29 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/249270409_664e6841fa.jpg

I wonder if her Episiotomy involved a zipper?
frau kaleun
04-15-11, 01:34 PM
Hmmm... I don't know that all (or any) of the births were vaginal deliveries. I would assume at least some. Good grief, I can't imagine having that many C-sections. Of course that many episiotomies would be worse IMO.
nikimcbee
04-15-11, 01:57 PM
My feelings on the matter are divided. I support any woman's right to have or not have as many children as she wants and is able to conceive, assuming they can be provided for in a responsible fashion. On the other hand, there are many cases where I feel the "desire" to continue having one after the other to infinity and beyond is the result of a ludicrous and harmful ideology which to some extent has limited the individual's ability to successfully exercise "free will" in any meaningful way.

And on the other other hand...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/249270409_664e6841fa.jpg

Sweet jeebus, that's how we could pay for the debt...we could put a toll both ""down there" on her. The gov't would practically pay for itself.:06:
nikimcbee
04-15-11, 01:59 PM
Hmmm... I don't know that all (or any) of the births were vaginal deliveries. I would assume at least some. Good grief, I can't imagine having that many C-sections. Of course that many episiotomies would be worse IMO.

duh, what do you think velcro is for?

....so, I'll post the obvious joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6VIuQbjDEQ