A cow who thinks she's a horse!

[Feuer Frei!]

Great story this:

http://www.news.com.au/world/luna-the-cow-who-thinks-shes-a-showjumping-horse/story-e6frfkyi-1226034413948

[Platapus]

Great, I wonder how long the media will milk this story. :nope:

[Feuer Frei!]

Great, I wonder how long the media will milk this story. :nope:
UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME!

[CCIP]

:rotfl2:

Oh, you guys...
:har:

[DarkFish]

funny story, but it's not a really high jump. Actually, it's not even jumping. Watch how the front legs hit the ground before the hind legs jump;)

Now compare that with this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Blenheim_Horse_Trials_2.jpg/350px-Blenheim_Horse_Trials_2.jpg
<3
(no that's not me in the pic, I'm not even at the lowest competition level yet:O:)

[Platapus]

funny story, but it's not a really high jump. Actually, it's not even jumping. Watch how the front legs hit the ground before the hind legs jump;)

)

So you are saying that the jump is not very high. Would you say the jump the cow made was calf as high as one for a horse?

[DarkFish]

So you are saying that the jump is not very high. Would you say the jump the cow made was calf as high as one for a horse?Well first of all I'm saying it's not even jumping. If you compare it with horse jumping, I guess it would indeed beef about half as high. (highest I've jumped myself is a little over 1m I guess, competition jumping usually doesn't go much higher than 1.60)

But all of that of course doesn't mean this isn't very impressive:DL

[Platapus]

But all of that of course doesn't mean this isn't very impressive:DL

Udderly impressive if you ask me.... .but no one has. :cry:

[Howard313]

ehh you know what they say, when life gives you lemons....train a cow to jump fences.

[Feuer Frei!]

Don't mean to be a MOOsance but
I'm MOOrtified that this thread is being derailed.

[Castout]

Somebody gets this girl a proper horse......







I mean this . . . .horse is of nature this is of power. . . .much better. I mean there's more than 500 horsepower in this one alone, dividing it, is the problem. I'm sure not even the mighty Pharaoh had anywhere near 500 horses pulling his chariot so if you met him in on of these you could smoke him.
http://www.carmagazine.co.uk/upload/12159/images/1Ferrari599HGTE.jpg
:haha:



Okay maybe not that but this
http://tom.grundy.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/redhorse10795.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Whaddaya mean a cow can't jump? When's the last time you read about a horse jumping over the moon?

[Freiwillige]

She should never Cow tow to her critics. I think its all beCUD she couldn't have a horse.

[papa_smurf]

When its all over, you can take her to pastures new.

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[bookworm_020]

Hi Ho Bessie! and away!!!!:D

[UnderseaLcpl]

Whaddaya mean a cow can't jump? When's the last time you read about a horse jumping over the moon?

Outstanding. I was going to make a joke about the cow being named Luna and the moon, but you totally ruined it. I'd look unoriginal. It was a really good joke, too. No worries though, I'll save it for the next jumping cow named Luna that we discuss.

[Sailor Steve]

Glad to be of service. :D

[frau kaleun]

Well, I for one think this is a sweet and inspiring story about a young lady making her dreams come true despite everything that stands in her way. And I'm ashamed of all of you, ashamed I say, when I see the kind of reaction it's getting. :nope:



How dairy you make fun of her like that.

[Platapus]

Well, I for one think this is a sweet and inspiring story about a young lady making her dreams come true despite everything that stands in her way. And I'm ashamed of all of you, ashamed I say, when I see the kind of reaction it's getting. :nope:



How dairy you make fun of her like that.


Don't get bossy. With all these cow puns, I think we are just spinning our veals here.

[DarkFish]

Well, I for one think this is a sweet and inspiring story about a young lady making her dreams come true despite everything that stands in her way. And I'm ashamed of all of you, ashamed I say, when I see the kind of reaction it's getting. :nope:



How dairy you make fun of her like that.That's just bull and you know it.

[Freiwillige]

This post is like beating a dead horse. Time to MOOve on.

[frau kaleun]

This post is like beating a dead horse. Time to MOOve on.

I agree, it's not calf as fun now as it used to be.

[Freiwillige]

Indeed but at least we can leave now knowing that she will be the cowbell of the ball.

[bookworm_020]

The American Version?

http://img859.imageshack.us/img859/7797/demotivationalpostersme.jpg