How do YOU measure up?

[Feuer Frei!]

Who has the biggest penis? According to this map, he isn't Australian.

(Glad i wasn't born in Australia :O:).

THE internet is full of useful information, much of it unverified but eyebrow-raising. And latest addition to this genre is a table of the average penis size by country (http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/).
The data, which says it is a mix of stated and undefined sources, has some ego-shattering information for Australian men if it is to be believed.
Australia comes in 94th on the list, with a "measured" average penis size of 13.2cm.
The information is attributed to "Australia's national agency for health and welfare".
Number one on the list is the Congo, with an average "self-reported" penis size of 18cm.
Rounding out the top five are Ecuador at 17.5cm (measured), Ghana at 17.3 cm (self-reported), Colombia at 17cm (measured) and Venezuela at 17cm (measured).


NOTE:

news.com.au could not independently verify the information in the table.

SOURCE (http://www.news.com.au/national/which-men-have-the-biggest-penises/story-e6frfkvr-1226027249125)

[Betonov]

I might as well be first to reply :DL

Slovenia: 15,13cm/5.9 inches. Looks like the golden middle.

[the_tyrant]

lol, you made me want to measure myself

I'm pretty sure I beat the national averages in both Canada and China

[Freiwillige]

Well I don't mean to brag but...........:woot:

[AVGWarhawk]

Hell...I look down and know for sure I have seen more meat on the end of a fish hook. :shifty:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Well, I beat the average in the Philippines, and made it to the average for the US, so that's something, right? :haha:

[Armistead]

Well, least I can tell my wife mine is 1/2 inch longer than 80% of the men of the world....that should shut er up. All this time I thought mine was lil...:haha:

[sharkbit]

Remember...It's not the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name.:DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

The largest is 18cm? Mine is only six...
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[joegrundman]

Well, I won't make any claims about humans, but with other great apes, specifically our close relatives chimps and gorillas, there is an interesting fact.

Chimps have much greater penis size as proportion of body size than do gorillas.

And this is an evolutionarily determined feature related to sexual habits.

Both chimps and gorillas are social animals.

The alpha male gorilla has sole sexual rights to all females in the group, and this means that the requirements to gain sexual priority are physical strength and social intelligence in order to attain the number one spot in the group. Penis size is irrelevant, since once a gorilla has attained dominance, it is assured that it will reproduce and no other males in the group will. Hence physical strength and social skill will be selected for, but penis size will not.

Chimpanzees on the other hand have a different social structure. When a female is in heat, the alpha male is entitled to the first mating, but after that, all males in the clan get to mate with the female in order of social precedence.

Therefore the ability to deposit sperm deep leads to increased chance of fertilisation. Therefore, since penis size is genetically inheritable, amongst chimps penis size is selected for.

This explains why penis size in chimps is proportionally so much greater than for gorillas.

here's another interesting article explaining the function of the interesting head shape of the male human penis.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=secrets-of-the-phallus

[Freiwillige]

I always got made fun of in school. They would call me horrible names like Tri-pod or Mastiff and even Hung Solo in reference to Han Solo from Star Wars.

Girls were just as cruel as the boy's often saying things such as "Hello" with a naughty smile or "want to go out sometime" and even the usual "Call me." Why so you can make fun of me too? No thanks!

Even my friends would always be like "Hey stud" or "try not to Kill" her when on a date.

This one time I went on a drive in date with a girl I really liked, as she nibbled on my ear she whispered "I heard you are really gifted." I was like what as in retarded!? She screamed for me to stop and wait as I fled the car crying, the humiliation was unbearable. It was a long walk home that cold night and I should have known that she just wanted to make fun of me too, Kids are so Cruel!:nope:

[Gerald]

Well, I beat the average in the Philippines, and made it to the average for the US, so that's something, right? :haha: Hey, this is serious stuff to talk about, :O:

[Takeda Shingen]

Well, we've been doing it in the virtual sense since the forum was founded, so I suppose it's only natural that we've taken the litteral route.

[MaddogK]

Survey says...
I'm Venezuelan.



Remember...It's not the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name.:DL

She lied.

[Matador.es]

This is a true joke:

During WO II the famous Land Lease Program (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lend-Lease) started with which truck tires, locomotives, cars, and lots of supplies were send to the USSR. The famous PQ (-17 (http://www.uboat.net/ops/convoys/convoys.php?convoy=PQ-17)) convoys.

At a certain point the soviets also asked for condoms. The soviets where not shy to mention that the condom had to be 15 cm long. So the USA packed condoms boxed with stickers; SIZE: MEDIUM :haha:

[frau kaleun]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/12/thisthreadisr128630427301256418.jpg

[Growler]

And Frau's timely appearance reminds me...

Anyone know why women can't tell distances?

All their lives, they've been told that this...

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...is eight inches.

[Gerald]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/12/thisthreadisr128630427301256418.jpg


Some of you may also find this helpful:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mqSq8ThP9Ac/TSuPpiotC7I/AAAAAAAACOs/sEh1UT53cK0/s1600/8s+ruler.jpg Well,some have knowledge of the subject, :D

[AVGWarhawk]

Oh hell....I'm hung like a light switch. :shifty:

[frau kaleun]

I see Vendor managed to capture that second pic before I edited it out... it was just... too... big. :har:

I know there's a smaller version of that ruler pic somewhere, but I am NOT googling for it any more from this computer. :nope:

[Gerald]

I see Vendor managed to capture that second pic before I edited it out... it was just... too... big. :har:

I know there's a smaller version of that ruler pic somewhere, but I am NOT googling for it any more from this computer. :nope: You are too slow, some things need to go faster sometimes,:hmph:

[Torvald Von Mansee]

Mine is two inches...FROM THE FLOOR!!!

[Penguin]

I just measured with Frau Kaleun's ruler: 11 inches!
















(if measured from right to left)


btw, am I the only one who sees the irony in the picture: "Made in China" :03:

[frau kaleun]

I just measured with Frau Kaleun's ruler: 11 inches!
















(if measured from right to left)




Could be worse... it could be an innie. :haha:

[Platapus]

The Frau tells me

"It takes a gherkin to get things workin'"

:yeah:

[Platapus]

Just remember what Princess Diana said

Not all rulers have twelve inches. :03:

[krashkart]

About the same size as it was yesterday. Doesn't matter to me as long as I still have one that works twenty years from now. Or ten years for that matter. Shoot, could be tomorrow I lose the damn thing in an accident. What would I do then?


"Oh my God it hit me there?" :wah:

I'd have to tell my best friend to shoot me dead. (The Siege of Firebase Gloria reference)

[Armistead]

My wife said I was hung like a Gorilla.

[frau kaleun]

My wife said I was hung like a Gorilla.

Ouch, man.*










*I guess she doesn't say that very much.

[the_tyrant]

http://satwcomic.com/art/well-endowned.jpg

[gimpy117]

Im beating the average in the USA by a couple. Must be all the totally manly stuff im doing.

[Torplexed]

http://satwcomic.com/art/well-endowned.jpg

I guess the term "Great Dane" is a bit over-hyped. :O:

[frau kaleun]

I guess the term "Great Dane" is a bit over-hyped. :O:

Now we know why Hamlet had a sad. :O:

[Feuer Frei!]

Remember...It's not the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name.:DL
Also remember:
It's not the size of the ocean, it's the motion of the ocean!
(For those unfortunate souls who are bereft of girth).

[Blood_splat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI :up:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Also remember:
It's not the size of the ocean, it's the motion of the ocean!
(For those unfortunate souls who are bereft of girth).
Just keep in mind that no one ever got seasick in a pond ;)

[Sailor Steve]

I used to "measure up" fairly well to those quoted statistics. These days? Not so much.

[frau kaleun]

I can't believe nobody's posted this yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc

[Slyguy3129]

Don't know about you guys but I have to stand on my tip toes to keep it from getting wet while I take a leak.;)



























Then again I am a short guy.......:nope:

[Slyguy3129]

About the same size as it was yesterday. Doesn't matter to me as long as I still have one that works twenty years from now. Or ten years for that matter. Shoot, could be tomorrow I lose the damn thing in an accident. What would I do then?


"Oh my God it hit me there?" :wah:

I'd have to tell my best friend to shoot me dead. (The Siege of Firebase Gloria reference)

Jesus Krash thanks for reminding me of nightmares!

I'll admit I've had those dreams, and had to wake up and check.









*Sudders*

[krashkart]

Jesus Krash thanks for reminding me of nightmares!

I'll admit I've had those dreams, and had to wake up and check.









*Sudders*


Heh. Sorry man, wasn't meant to give anyone nightmares. :)

[AVGWarhawk]

All I know is I was told if I kept pulling it I would go blind. Currently my eyesight is 20/70 without glasses. :hmmm: Hmmmmm...might be some truth to that.

[Slyguy3129]

What?! Thats nonsense I have perfect vision........



when I have my contacts in.:hmmm: