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Doenitz2008
03-07-11, 04:28 PM
I can tell that I am starting to catch on to a lot of the concepts presented in the forums.

I find myself estimating AOB and bearing when I am sitting at an intersection now...

When I see a cop with his radar gun on the side of the interstate I rig for silent running....

commandosolo2009
03-07-11, 05:59 PM
when you ask your wife to warm the eels up and she sez "whaa???" :D :DL

Armistead
03-07-11, 06:55 PM
Bout the 100th time I've done this, but I'll use the same few.

Friday nite and wife walks in wearing a hot nitey telling you it's anything you want night and you tell her it'll have to wait until you sink the Yamato.

Last time I did that, hour later she was asleep.


When you're looking at SS's and you try to push buttons on them.

Mescator
03-07-11, 07:49 PM
I see any movie with ships now and i begin formulating solutions.

Battlestations alarms also have a whole new meaning.

Chlorine alarm at a winery near where i work had the same alarm style as the Uboat alarms. I nearly **** myself when they tested it. =D

razark
03-07-11, 07:56 PM
Being surprised to look outside and it's dark.


Who forgot to rig for red?!? :nope:

Sailor Steve
03-08-11, 01:45 AM
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=82956
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom//showthread.php?t=151808
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom//showthread.php?t=131990

razark
03-08-11, 02:16 AM
You know you are playing to much SH when...

... you can find three previous threads of the same thing! :haha:


(Really? Only three? I could swear we've done this more often than that.)

I'm goin' down
03-08-11, 03:07 AM
If I told my wife to wait until I sank the Yamato it is the same as telling her that I will be gone a month. Now, if I told her I had to sink a fishing boat, I'd be in business. That would only take a week.

Dignan
03-08-11, 08:41 AM
...in the game last night, I was waiting for a convoy of IJN ships at the location indicated by intelligence. I shut the game down and went to bed. The convoy did arrive....in my dreams.

Time to give it a rest.

Platapus
03-08-11, 09:15 AM
When I found out that I play way too much SH

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=175149&highlight=romantic

Sailor Steve
03-08-11, 09:53 AM
(Really? Only three? I could swear we've done this more often than that.)
So would I, but that was what a Google search turned up. If there a variations on the name I'm to backward to find them.

I'm goin' down
03-08-11, 01:34 PM
When I found out that I play way too much SH

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=175149&highlight=romantic

Not a problem. Just whisper in her ear, "Darling, be prepared to man the deck gun just in case the waiter spots something."

Dogfish40
03-09-11, 11:44 AM
When a cop pulls up behind me I hear "High Tension 1-5" background music, then hear "CONTACT, WARSHIP...RADAR DETECTED...We're under attack sir" then my wife riding next to me gives me that look...Oh well...
:salute:D40

Herr-Berbunch
03-09-11, 12:04 PM
You know you are playing to much SH when...

...you realise you'll only get four hours sleep before you have to get up to go to work! :nope:

And that's if you go to bed then!

Diopos
03-09-11, 06:00 PM
You know you are playing to much SH when...


Look at my sig...:03:

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NavalSquirrel
04-07-11, 09:02 PM
You take the time to copy a SS of the mission orders, alt+tab to your desktop, type those orders into a cypher program that then codes the orders according to actual codes used in WWII, print said orders out, then decode them, print those out. Then finally at the conclusion of the patrol, save before heading into port, close the game, using another program you found online to type out and print an entire and detailed patrol report and file it in a binder......**** I need a life:88)

rein1705
04-07-11, 11:47 PM
if you read posts like this and arent stunned to find out no one is as bad as you are... :hmmm:

Herr Trigger
04-08-11, 11:48 AM
In the pharmacy looking for hair restorer, dammit i'm thinking and cussing to myself, all they've got is this 'Regaine' stuff, where's the 'Renown' ! I give up and go home, later on in evening watching the telly, ad comes on, 'From hair loss to hair gain, 9 out of 10 said they kept or regrew their hair using Regaine', Doh, Dumbass:cry:

H.T.