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Betonov
03-05-11, 02:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o&feature=player_embedded#at=491

Forget about the swiss army knife, this is the chineese army shovel

It digs, it entranches,
Slices and dices and burries your wife
Does everything except make you coffee :DL

TLAM Strike
03-05-11, 02:14 PM
Sure beats the old system of having an officer point a pistol at your face and say "you dig now!"

:O:

Schroeder
03-05-11, 02:28 PM
We've already had this a couple of months ago.:O:

Betonov
03-05-11, 03:30 PM
We've already had this a couple of months ago.:O:

The shovel or the thread ??

If it's the shovel, how much do you want for it??

Oberon
03-05-11, 03:31 PM
The thread alas...but that shovel is badass, and I really do want one. :up:

jumpy
03-05-11, 04:15 PM
If I'd just dug a latrine I'm not sure how au-fay I'd be with chopping potatoes with that.

On the other hand, there's no denying the usefulness of a folding shovel tool.

Oberon
03-05-11, 04:20 PM
If I'd just dug a latrine I'm not sure how au-fay I'd be with chopping potatoes with that.

On the other hand, there's no denying the usefulness of a folding shovel tool.

If you've ever had a take-away, then you'll survive, immunity and all that... :03:

razark
03-05-11, 04:27 PM
If I'd just dug a latrine I'm not sure how au-fay I'd be with chopping potatoes with that.
Would you rather the guy chopping the potatoes be the guy that just used his shovel to empty out the latrine?

jumpy
03-05-11, 08:30 PM
^^

oooh, now there's an unlikely hobsons choice :hmmm:

Sledgehammer427
03-05-11, 08:36 PM
its not a shovel, its an E-TOOL! :stare:

pretty sweet I must say.

Platapus
03-05-11, 09:15 PM
looks like something handy to have in your car.

razark
03-05-11, 09:24 PM
looks like something handy to have in your car.
That's what I was thinking. Where do I get one?

bookworm_020
03-06-11, 12:14 AM
That's what I was thinking. Where do I get one?

Ebay?:hmmm:

razark
03-06-11, 12:25 AM
Ebay?:hmmm:
Well...

Nevermind, then.

breadcatcher101
03-06-11, 02:32 AM
That's what I was thinking. Where do I get one?

Being made in China Walmart probably has them.

Betonov
03-06-11, 03:16 AM
Maybe we can order a couple of thousand of them directly from the chineese, keep some of them for ourselves and sell the rest at triple the price

GoldenRivet
03-06-11, 06:20 AM
Sure beats the old system of having an officer point a pistol at your face and say "you dig now!"

:O:

No, they still do that... its just that you can do a better job of digging now before conducting a 250 thousand man frontal charge against Japanese Pill Boxes.