China 'invites son of N Korea's Kim Jong-il to visit'

[Gerald]

China has formally invited Kim Jong-un, the youngest son of North Korea's leader Kim Jong-il and his likely heir, to visit, South Korean sources say.

The information was relayed to South Korean lawmakers in a security agency briefing and has not been confirmed by Beijing.

No timetable was known for the visit, the security sources said.

The agency also said the North was tightening security amid ongoing unrest in the Middle East.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12655103

Note: 5 March 2011 Last updated at 03:36 GMT

[Jimbuna]

I hope they make him pay his own taxi fare.

[TorpX]

The agency also said the North was tightening security amid ongoing unrest in the Middle East.

Tightening security?
The people are too weak from hunger to revolt anyway.

[Gerald]

Tightening security?
The people are too weak from hunger to revolt anyway.
Tightening security? No one has opposed the claim!

[Platapus]

I can just bet that China and KJU are having talks..... well more accurately China is doing the talking and KJU is doing the listening. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

I can just bet that China and KJU are having talks..... well more accurately China is doing the talking and KJU is doing the listening. :yep:

Yeah, something along the lines of....

"Now listen up ya little sh!t, when the old sh!t pops his clogs your going to be a nice little sh!t and do as we tell you because people are getting sick of all the sh!t the old sh!t has been stirring over the years"

[STEED]

China will make him bend over and spank his bottom red raw then send him on his way. ;)

[Platapus]

Yeah, something along the lines of....

"Now listen up ya little sh!t, when the old sh!t pops his clogs your going to be a nice little sh!t and do as we tell you because people are getting sick of all the sh!t the old sh!t has been stirring over the years"

I would say that is a pretty good translation. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

I'm wondering what yarn he is going to tell daddy on his return :DL

[krashkart]

I'm wondering what yarn he is going to tell daddy on his return :DL


"I'm sorry father, but there were no Japanese girls there. I did manage to kidnap a few Chinese girls for you, though."

[Jimbuna]

"Look father, I've brought you a valuable gift, something rarely seen in our great country............a bowl of rice".

[Gerald]

"Look father, I've brought you a valuable gift, something rarely seen in our great country............a bowl of rice". A bowl of rice and curry not so bad :DL

[Jimbuna]

In NK? :hmmm:

[krashkart]

In North Korea, rice eat you. :o

[STEED]

"Please sir, can I have some more". :shifty: :88)

[Gerald]

In NK? :hmmm: NO in U.K :stare:

[Jimbuna]

United/Unified Korea? :hmmm:

[Gerald]

United/Unified Korea? :hmmm: :doh:

[Jimbuna]

No foodstuffs or very little over there I'm afraid.