Balz Ashore Party Time (BALZ)

[Brag]

A cool breeze stirred the pine trees as Balz walked out of the park in front of his Chateau. He was satisfied that the preparations for the party were moving right along. Now, he walked to the center of town to check on the preparations of the practice party before the party. He also wanted to find a suitable place for the after the party party.

He also wondered during which party he would have Bernard sing O Sole Mio, hoping the merry makers would hang him after his performance.

Ali Baba was hard at work with his Forty Thieves practicing the Sword Dance and the belly dancers rehearsing the Dance of The Seven Bombs. He wondered if Haji Baba Jimbuna would do his magic carpet high wire act.

Before he knew it, he arrived at La Auberge des Marins Perdus. He ordered a pastis and started writing invitations.

TO ALL KALEUNS AND KALEUNESSES, YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO COME TO MY PARTY AND THE PARTY BEFORE THE PARTY AND THE AFTER PARTY. DON´T SHOOT THE PIANO PLAYER, HE WILL DO HIS BEST. YOU MAY SHOW UNRESTRICTED ADMIRATION FOR MY PERSONNA.
SEE YOU HERE SOON.

Balz :smug:

He went to the piano and started playing Brahms' Hungarian Dances in Japanese.

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[desirableroasted]

Oooh, Heavens to Betsy! And I just got my Full Dress Tea Cozy back from the cleaners!

[Herr-Berbunch]

O sole mio? Us Brits know it as the Cornetto song :D

Keep it coming Brag, keep it coming!

[STEED]

Anyone for a car wash? :shifty:

Need to empty the tank before filling it up again. :D

[Gerald]

About Tea Cozy on the menu,and that while it may be possible to perform a solo by Steve with his excellent voice :O:

[Brag]

"Ah, people are coming," Balz said. "Drink up, boys. Champagne, Cognac, Schhhhnappps are on me.

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[Jimbuna]

Very lucky....I've just hoovered the carpet.

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[krashkart]

I'm all partied out. :dead:

Wait... Did you say there would be schnapps? I'm there! :yeah:

[frau kaleun]

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Don't start without me, my entourage and I shall be there shortly!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Don't start without me, my entourage and I shall be there shortly!

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[papa_smurf]

I'll be there to see Haji Baba Jimbuna do his magic carpet high wire act.:woot:

[Brag]

Frau Kaleun knows how to make the earth shake :D

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[Brag]

Heralding & Hosting honest hoochiewoochie high hovering hoovered Hajibabajimbuna´s magic carpet act. :DL:woot::yeah::()1::()1::()1:

[Gerald]

Hajibabajimbuna´s magic carpet act,I look forward to :woot:

[STEED]

This boiled egg is off....



BARF



....More beer

[frau kaleun]

Well I think it's clear to everyone here that Steed is not in the condition to -

*slips in puddle of vomit*

- ew, YUCK!!!

[STEED]

Not mind...I barfed all over the fat mans car. :shifty:

Registration number... H.G.1

BTW: He drove off in a huff.

MORE BEER! :yeah:

[frau kaleun]

Not mind...I barfed all over the fat mans car. :shifty:

Registration number... H.G.1


Alright, who went and invited the bloody Luftwaffe? I didn't get all dressed up to go slumming. :stare:

[Brag]

Steed is at his charming best, Frau K hands him a TANKARD of Luftwaffe beer.

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Balz's choir, Deep Voices of the Deep, sings Under the Waves. Twirlers twirl with swabs and cleanup Steed´s mess and Steed, too. :D

[Jimbuna]

Some Fokker had to drink it I suppose :hmmm:

[Missing Name]

I am in... no condition... to FlaK! DIIIIIIIIIIVE... blargh.

[Brag]

:dead:Gentlemen, blarghing,barfing, calling for O´rourke, heaving, spilling swill, in front of belly dancers and ladies who would like to be belly dancers, is unseemly.

To help him sober up. Steed will provide comic relief for the Dancing Bananas in the ballet Black Swine Lake.

Meanwhile Balz will play on the piano Acnalbasac, which is a famous song by another name when played backwards in Arabic :D

[STEED]

Ladies I'm in no condition for hanky panky. :woot:

[Brag]

Winston Churchill looked at the photograph, took a deep drag of his cigar and cleared his throat.

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"Are the Germans finally launching Operation Sea Lion?" The prime minister asked.
"No, Sir." his army adjutant answered., "They are having a party. Frau Kaleun has organized a Tour de France Tank Rally."
"Phew," Churchill wiped his brow. That means no invasion ´till the party is over?"
"Yes,Sir. You can sleep peacefully tonight."
"Send Balz a few cases of Scotland's best, a good mission for Agent 006."


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[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[STEED]

Champaign and sex! :D

What a combination, ladies let rock. :yeah:


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Five Hours Latter.....


Stay beautiful ladies....Now more beer. :DL