Congratulations Begium!

[bookworm_020]

:oops:You have now entered the record books!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010%E2%80%932011_Belgian_government_formation

Thank you for making the federal Australian government formation look swift and organised!

I do hope for your sake that it does form soon, I'm sure you all are sick of it now!

[Buddahaid]

An almost perfect bureaucracy but they failed in the end.

[Onkel Neal]

I know I'm just an American but where is Begium?

[DarkFish]

I know I'm just an American but where is Begium?:rotfl2:
Belgium is that small country of wannabe-Dutchmen, no wait - wannabe-Frenchmen, no wait - ah, nevermind... point is, they fail:D

[UnderseaLcpl]

I know I'm just an American but where is Begium?

An understandable confusion. When it isn't brutally exploiting African colonies or in the process of bankruptcy it's in Germany most of the time.

[frau kaleun]

I know I'm just an American but where is Begium?

Don't believe the lies! The truth shall set you free:

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

[antikristuseke]

Belgium is one of those countries noone would miss if it turned into a parking lot overnight.

[Sledgehammer427]

Poor Neal.
I CAUGHT IT!

The title is spelled
BEGIUM
no L.
:smug:

As for the OP, Looks like one confused mess. do you think they know what to complain about on any given day?

@Darkfish,
when someone asks me what significance Belgium has, I say something along the lines of "it holds the record of being the easiest country to occupy at the beginning of any world war"

[Onkel Neal]

Poor Neal.
I CAUGHT IT!

The title is spelled
BEGIUM
no L.
:smug:



Yeah, I got more laughs outta that joke than I was expecting :haha:

[frau kaleun]

Belgium is one of those countries noone would miss if it turned into a parking lot overnight.

But what about the chocolates? WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHOCOLATES?!?

[TorpX]

Don't believe the lies! The truth shall set you free:

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/
Oh-oh.................is it too late to get a refund on my plane tickets?

[Castout]

You see what this proved? Government is not a necessity but a luxury :O:. Makes you wonder what politicians do all day day to day doesn't it?

[bookworm_020]

Poor Neal.
I CAUGHT IT!

The title is spelled
BEGIUM
no L.
:smug:


Sorry the L got caught up in the political infighting!:O:

[Betonov]

Haaaaa, poooor Belgians, they don't know how good they're having. We would love to be in their place, no goverment, no politicians. The economy would recover, jobs would be created, there will be something to watch on the TV....

[antikristuseke]

But what about the chocolates? WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHOCOLATES?!?

I think the disappearance of pedophiles outweights the loss of chocolates.

[Tchocky]

Belgium is one of those countries noone would miss if it turned into a parking lot overnight.

There have been icebergs bigger than Belgium. I find that a comforting thought.

[Betonov]

I think the disappearance of pedophiles outweights the loss of chocolates.

We're talking about Belgium, not Vatican

[Oberon]

:rotfl2:
Belgium is that small country of wannabe-Dutchmen, no wait - wannabe-Frenchmen, no wait - ah, nevermind... point is, they fail:D

Belgium is a country invented by the English to annoy the French. :yeah:

[Catfish]

Belgium is a country invented by the English to annoy the French. :yeah:

No, invented by the English to annoy Germany ! :O:
;)
Sure love pommes fries and belgian chocolates though :yep:,
one of my best friends is a Belgian (hope he doesn't read this)

How do you annoy a belgian ?
Take him into a circular room, and tell him the pommes frites are in the corner.

Greetings,
Catfish

[the_tyrant]

You know, did the Belgians rip off the flag from Germany or vice versa?

[momo55]

Belgium is a little but great country ...there are worst places to be born and live.....

Really ...? Is there a problem in my country ? I don't see or feel any difference in my daily life..... with or without failing politicians.

Only problem i have with the whole system in Belgium is that it still is obligatory to go vote and the politicians don't have to do enough efforts to convince us to go vote . I didn't vote last june for this inpasse between our flemish and french communities ....that's for sure .

Meanwhile ...some Belgians react with actions like this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12500959
:D

[DarkFish]

How do you annoy a belgian ?How do you annoy a born Dutchmen who's been living almost all her life in Belgium? Tell her she's Belgian:D
It's a good thing you can't get slapped on MSN messenger:DL

[Oberon]

My Nan used to go to Belgium a lot, she first went there at the end of the war as part of the rebuilding effort I think since she was a Land Girl, she had the time of her life out there, and used to go back there a lot.

[Penguin]

Belgium is one of those countries noone would miss if it turned into a parking lot overnight.

How did you get the knowledge about my secret plans for Belgium?

[Tchocky]

Heinz Guderian's parking lot!

[nikimcbee]

I know I'm just an American but where is Begium?

It's just south of Detroitastan. There be dragons:o

[antikristuseke]

How did you get the knowledge about my secret plans for Belgium?

Is your other secret plan to turn poland into a lake?

[Sailor Steve]

I disagree. If Belgium disappeared tomorrow, we would lose one of the oldest, greatest racing circuits on the planet.

Of course since they cut it in half and rendered it as mundane as every other track, I kind of wish somebody would...

[Penguin]

Is your other secret plan to turn poland into a lake?

I think this was your secret plan, if my old brain remembers correctly... ;)

My secret plan includes Switzerland, tons of explosives, and a spirit level. The people in southern Germany will thank me that they can see till Italy.
But shhh, don't tell anyone!

[DarkFish]

I disagree. If Belgium disappeared tomorrow, we would lose one of the oldest, greatest racing circuits on the planet.

Of course since they cut it in half and rendered it as mundane as every other track, I kind of wish somebody would...Leveling Belgium (pun half intended) would be a blessing to our cars. Ever driven on a Belgian freeway? I hope not:dead: You really don't need any border signs cause you can easily feel when you're in Belgium. In the Netherlands the highways are a smooth layer of asphalt, cross the border and this instantly changes into bumpy, badly (if at all) maintained concrete. Heck, the Belgian freeways are of worse quality than the average back street here:dead:

[Spoon 11th]

But what about the chocolates? WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHOCOLATES?!?
Luckily Begium isn't the only European country with a chocolate mine. Swisses have mount Toblerone.

[Oberon]

Luckily Begium isn't the only European country with a chocolate mine. Swisses have mount Toblerone.

Toblerone? Dragons teeth more like. Good for embedding in the roof of your mouth!

(I love them though anyway)

[Geno_Mariner]

Toblerone? Dragons teeth more like. Good for embedding in the roof of your mouth!

(I love them though anyway)

Boy haven't had Toberlone for ages. And I agree there :doh:

[Penguin]

note to myself: before levelling Switzerland, make sure to relocate the Toblerone factory

[Geno_Mariner]

note to myself: before levelling Switzerland, make sure to relocate the Toblerone factory

Yes... you'd better do that. :hmmm:

[bookworm_020]

note to myself: before levelling Switzerland, make sure to relocate the Toblerone factory

You can have the factory, I'll have the gold!:arrgh!:

[Penguin]

You can have the factory, I'll have the gold!:arrgh!:

no prob, my revenge plan on Switzerland is in the spirit of a higher purpose than filthy lucre - but I might ask you to borrow me some money when I get the explosives bill....:03:

[bookworm_020]

no prob, my revenge plan on Switzerland is in the spirit of a higher purpose than filthy lucre - but I might ask you to borrow me some money when I get the explosives bill....:03:

But I need you to blow open the vaults so I can get the gold! This is turning into a chicken V egg thing.