Farting to be banned!

[STEED]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852

How the heck can they enforce this if they ban farting?

Farting is a way of life. :yeah:

[TarJak]

The Bottom Inspectors are on their way to your place STEED!
http://kenfrost.0catch.com/obc.JPG

[STEED]

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Herr-Berbunch]

I'm not going to Malawi then! :nope:

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/1747187_f260.jpg

[UnderseaLcpl]

This is a brilliant idea. Nothing like a ban on farting to give a landlocked, impoverished, sub-saharan hellhole an air of respectability. Even better, the idea is practical; It's hard to get gas when you have nothing to eat.

[Oberon]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852

How the heck can they enforce this if they ban farting?

A cork, STEED...A cork. :yep:

[kiwi_2005]

I don't know which is stupider farmers being taxed for their cows farting (fart tax) or banning humans from farting.

[krashkart]

A cork, STEED...A cork. :yep:

That could hurt someone! :timeout:

[TarJak]

That could hurt someone! :timeout:
Aye, it's all great fun until someone loses and eye.:03:

[krashkart]

Aye, it's all great fun until someone loses and eye.:03:


Aye... a toot for a toot, an eye for an eye. *snurk* :88)


It's an eyesore, really. :nope:

[Oberon]

That could hurt someone! :timeout:

Well, the Malawi army has needed new weapons lately, hasn't it? :yep:

[ReallyDedPoet]

" I fart therefore I am. "

RDP :D:D

[krashkart]

Well, the Malawi army has needed new weapons lately, hasn't it? :yep:

A whole new take on the meaning of "BOHICA". :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

Well, the Malawi army has needed new weapons lately, hasn't it? :yep:

I'm sure TLAM will be along in a moment or two to tell us what their current stock is, and future procurement plans :DL

[Sailor Steve]

I fart in their general direction!

[frau kaleun]

Give me liberty, or give me... GOOD GOD STEVE LIGHT A MATCH OR SOMETHING!

[Reece]

Give me liberty, or give me... GOOD GOD STEVE LIGHT A MATCH OR SOMETHING!
It was pretty bad FK!!:doh:
http://blog.missionignition.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/stink.jpg

But seriously that law stinks!!:oops::nope:
http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/japanese_girls_farting.jpg
Phew!!

[STEED]

A cork, STEED...A cork. :yep:

That would be unwise, with enough gas behind it the result would be like a cannon going off.

[McBeck]

Aye, it's all great fun until someone loses and eye.:03::har::har:

[nikimcbee]

That would be unwise, with enough gas behind it the result would be like a cannon going off.

What do you do if there's a spark near by:06::o.

[Jimbuna]

A cork, STEED...A cork. :yep:

No need for corks....that's yesteryears solution. These days your easily and quickly issued with an anti-fart suit.

http://www.saynotocrack.com/img/fart_in_wetsuit.jpg

[Matador.es]

KAK! this cant be true!

Here is am, sitting on the couch with my wife next to me and yes, she was looking at my screen, can you believe that? But worse has to come, ow yea, you do get it! Yes she wanted to move… crap, I sure aint going over for even a holiday!

[STEED]

What do you do if there's a spark near by:06::o.

Explode! :D

[Jimbuna]

Explode! :D

Bloody right!! :o

[Reece]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vFikbDHcTLQ/SPWLprImKTI/AAAAAAAABJo/L-1s2xpiGfE/s400/grumpy+woman.jpg
STEED!! That was disgusting!!

[Gargamel]

KAK! this cant be true!

Here is am, sitting on the couch with my wife next to me and yes, she was looking at my screen, can you believe that? But worse has to come, ow yea, you do get it! Yes she wanted to move… crap, I sure aint going over for even a holiday!

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/fart_a_day.jpg



And we should be proud. Subsim made the first page of Image results for googling "Fart Banned"

[AVGWarhawk]

Good Lord...if I hold it in I could explode at any given moment. To reach these pressures does not take long at all for me. :oops:

[frau kaleun]

And we should be proud. Subsim made the first page of Image results for googling "Fart Banned"

:rotfl2:

Time to pack it up and go home, then:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GZrCItmknTY/TONdW29nJtI/AAAAAAAAABQ/THGyHHO2CqE/s1600/MissionAccomplished.gif


Now Neal can go to his eternal rest knowing that his efforts were not in vain. :O:

[krashkart]

We should liberate those people from the evil grasp of finicky anti-flatulence laws! I propose a massive airlift of relief supplies to Malawi:

http://allthingsjasonday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/burrito-cooked.jpg


Nary a gas bag in a seat of power there will survive the onslaught! May the winds of freedom blow forever across the land!

[Jimbuna]

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_wAvZv-X0HLg/SrstRJwQ1vI/AAAAAAAAEt0/Nql3AZSQoLU/weird%20people%20walmart%2019_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800

[Reece]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4SufQJeNigU/S6r1_YR-ZLI/AAAAAAAAA5w/20yh1r-JzwI/s400/disgust.jpg
That's not very nice Jim!

[STEED]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vFikbDHcTLQ/SPWLprImKTI/AAAAAAAABJo/L-1s2xpiGfE/s400/grumpy+woman.jpg
STEED!! That was disgusting!!

As if old ladies don't fart. :haha:

[Jimbuna]

http://nwso.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Bush-fart1.jpg

[Gerald]

http://nwso.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Bush-fart1.jpg :haha: