President Oberon To Give State of the Union Address

[krashkart]

President Oberon is due to give his State of the Union address tomorrow, and in it he wishes to address the hardships endured by our brave Men of War as they fight against each other in the LOLwaffles War on Decent Landing Techniques. He also wishes to address the importance of hand-cranked undercarriage and how it might save millions of gallons of useless hydraulic fluid.

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Fear!! Terror!! Muji's!! Calories!!!
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...while many people on the other side of the fence think that everyone should have potato salad for breakfast. President Oberon has yet to comment on the issue.:damn:

Well, it looks like the LOLwaffles are up to their old tricks. They really expect me to believe that hand-cranked undercarriage is any better than fixed landing gear? I mean, c'mon! That's just ludicrous. And besides that, why have retractable gear when you're just gunna have to lower the darn things again anyway. And as for hydraulics?!? Oh, don't even get me started!

Puhtatah salad, anyone? :DL

[TLAM Strike]

They really expect me to believe that hand-cranked undercarriage is any better than fixed landing gear? I mean, c'mon! That's just ludicrous. And besides that, why have retractable gear when you're just gunna have to lower the darn things again anyway. And as for hydraulics?!? Oh, don't even get me started!

Pffft who needs landing gear!

Pontoons!! That's the way to go, you can even dispense with the annoying aircraft carrier as a bonus.
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[Sailor Steve]

He's not my king! I didn't vote for him!

Wait. President, you say?




Well, I didn't vote for him either!

[Takeda Shingen]

He'd have my vote. :up:

[Oberon]

Pffft who needs landing gear!

Pontoons!! That's the way to go, you can even dispense with the annoying aircraft carrier as a bonus.


Actually, it's been proven by strict LOLwaffle testing that the pontoon version of the JU-52 is fully amphibious:

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/2391/11102010222445.jpg

Furthermore, our chief researcher, Raptor1 has discovered a new form of martial art, Flying-boat-fu. :yep:
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As you can see, my fellow subsimmians, the way forward is not always potato salad, but sometimes prawn cocktail. :yep: We must, if we are to survive the upcoming struggles, be adaptive to the situation...I am not saying to you to abandon potato salad, I myself do partake in the eating of potato salad on occasion, however due to the fiscal situation we must be aware that variation is the key to success, so that we may boost the prawn cocktail industry whilst maintaining the high standards that we hold the potato salad industry in.

[Raptor1]

Do not believe the fascist lies, comrades! Potato salads and prawn cocktails, they are clear symbols of the corruption of the Oberonist regime! For too long have the tyrants fed us propaganda of "upcoming struggles" and "fiscal situations", so that we may not complain while they secretly revel in their own decadence. But we shall tolerate these lies no longer! Rise up, People of Subsim! Rise up against the oppression!

[frau kaleun]

I like waffles.

[papa_smurf]

Do not believe the fascist lies, comrades! Potato salads and prawn cocktails, they are clear symbols of the corruption of the Oberonist regime! For too long have the tyrants fed us propaganda of "upcoming struggles" and "fiscal situations", so that we may not complain while they secretly revel in their own decadence. But we shall tolerate these lies no longer! Rise up, People of Subsim! Rise up against the oppression!

Do we really have to?

[Rockstar]

Do not believe the fascist lies, comrades! Potato salads and prawn cocktails, they are clear symbols of the corruption of the Oberonist regime! For too long have the tyrants fed us propaganda of "upcoming struggles" and "fiscal situations", so that we may not complain while they secretly revel in their own decadence. But we shall tolerate these lies no longer! Rise up, People of Subsim! Rise up against the oppression!

Look this my day off can we plan an uprising next week maybe?

[CaptainHaplo]

I like waffles.


Covered in syrup?

I mean - the waffles of course.....

[Takeda Shingen]

Look this my day off can we plan an uprising next week maybe?

It's kind of cold out now. Can we put it off until, say, late April? It will give us some time for Raptor to think up some slogans.

[Sailor Steve]

^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Yeah, what he said. It's snowing right now, and I don't do revolutions when it's snowing. :dead:

[frau kaleun]

Covered in syrup?

I mean - the waffles of course.....

Only if it's the real stuff, I hate that phony "maple flavored" crap. :nope:

[frau kaleun]

It will give us some time for Raptor to think up some slogans.

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[Sailor Steve]

Now that is a scene worth keeping! :rotfl2:

[Takeda Shingen]

http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/835/onion_news2003_jpg_600x1000_q85.jpg

Oh thank goodness. I mean, I was going to show up. Probably late. And almost certainly drunk. But these signs will save a lot of time.

[Rockstar]

Certainly these are good ideas. I think somebody important should form an all inclusive revolutionary committee first. You know, hold some meetings, take a few polls first.

Wake me up when it starts.

[Sailor Steve]

Whatta you, some kinda troublemaker?

It's still snowing! :O:

[frau kaleun]

Whatta you, some kinda troublemaker?

It's still snowing! :O:

Your and Takeda's insistence on delaying the revolution until your winter is over completely disregards the fact that many of our most revolting members reside south of the equator, where the seasons are reversed; in April it is their summer that will be ending and their weather will be starting to get colder, not warmer.

I say to you, my friends, unless we can overcome the obvious hemispherism inherent in proceeding as though our own seasonal inconveniences are the only ones that count, our revolution is doomed to failure. Furthermore, my potholder hurts.

[Takeda Shingen]

Your and Takeda's insistence on delaying the revolution until your winter is over completely disregards the fact that many of our most revolting members reside south of the equator, where the seasons are reversed; in April it is their summer that will be ending and their weather will be starting to get colder, not warmer.

I say to you, my friends, unless we can overcome the obvious hemispherism inherent in proceeding as though our own seasonal inconveniences are the only ones that count, our revolution is doomed to failure. Furthermore, my potholder hurts.

Come on, I've been reading GT. There is no worthwhile human life outside of America.

[krashkart]

"Your Majesty! The peasants are revolting!"

"Of course they are. They bathe only once per year."

[Schroeder]

Either you guys and gals get in line now, or the mighty Oberon will stall a Spitfire on your heads!:stare:
Mark my words!:dead:

[Takeda Shingen]

Either you guys and gals get in line now, or the mighty Oberon will stall a Spitfire on your heads!:stare:
Mark my words!:dead:

He's going to spit fire? Awesome; must see!

[Schroeder]

He's going to spit fire? Awesome; must see!
He always does..... after impact.....;)

[nikimcbee]

I like waffles.
A lady after my own heart!:hmmm::yeah::woot:


At Prez Oberon:
So when are you going to re-unite the North American colonies with the UK?

[Task Force]

do not believe the fascist lies, comrades! Potato salads and prawn cocktails, they are clear symbols of the corruption of the oberonist regime! For too long have the tyrants fed us propaganda of "upcoming struggles" and "fiscal situations", so that we may not complain while they secretly revel in their own decadence. But we shall tolerate these lies no longer! Rise up, people of subsim! Rise up against the oppression!

To victory!!! viva la revolution!

[krashkart]

As you can see, my fellow subsimmians, the way forward is not always potato salad, but sometimes prawn cocktail. :yep: We must, if we are to survive the upcoming struggles, be adaptive to the situation...I am not saying to you to abandon potato salad, I myself do partake in the eating of potato salad on occasion, however due to the fiscal situation we must be aware that variation is the key to success, so that we may boost the prawn cocktail industry whilst maintaining the high standards that we hold the potato salad industry in.

Right on! :rotfl2:

Well played, sir. :salute::DL

[STEED]

President Oberon

You git Oberon!

How dare you leave the UK for a better job.


:D :haha: :har:

[Takeda Shingen]

Right on! :rotfl2:

Well played, sir. :salute::DL

Oh sure, trying to get in good with Dear Leader.

[The Third Man]

Oh sure, trying to get in good with Dear Leader.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/STWayEden.jpg

[krashkart]

Oh sure, trying to get in good with Dear Leader.

:o

Wh...w..what? Me? No, no! Of course not! :lol:
I was merely... um... :hmm2:

*Think, man! THINK!* :damn:

.. I was talking aloud to myself was all. :yeah:

[Takeda Shingen]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/STWayEden.jpg

Don't start. You won't be able to handle it if I start swinging back.

[mookiemookie]

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[Sailor Steve]

A lady after my own heart!:hmmm::yeah::woot:
That was no lady. That was Die Frau! :D

[LiveGoat]

http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/835/onion_news2003_jpg_600x1000_q85.jpg


Hen fap? :o

[krashkart]

Hen fap? :o

The things we really don't want to know about old people... :dead:

[frau kaleun]

Hen fap? :o

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/a896c3c6-39ee-4ca5-af2e-e60233bdd453.jpg

[krashkart]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/a896c3c6-39ee-4ca5-af2e-e60233bdd453.jpg

Maybe the Mayans were right. :-?

[mookiemookie]

http://marginalnotes.typepad.com/pj/images/2008/04/02/sexy_chicken.jpg

[Takeda Shingen]

http://marginalnotes.typepad.com/pj/images/2008/04/02/sexy_chicken.jpg

Hot.

[krashkart]

http://marginalnotes.typepad.com/pj/images/2008/04/02/sexy_chicken.jpg


It crawls around on the bedroom ceiling while you sleep at night, watching you. Waiting for you to wake up... :o

[Sailor Steve]

OMG, Subsim has CHICKEN PORN!

Dowly will be pleased.

[mookiemookie]

XXX Hot ferret on chicken ACTION!