Australia more sinful that the rest of the world!

[bookworm_020]

Me? Jealous? I think not!

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/odd/6737138/australia-most-sinful-country-on-eart

But I still think they under rated Australia for the Sloth, they didn't check me out!:zzz:

[Castout]

And just who made out the seven deadly sins?

There are no seven deadly sins. Grave sins are deadly but seven deadly sins?You must be joking. It's the fruit of thought of some uninspired people who didn't know God who found themselves with too much time and too little inspiration.

In simple word: Seven deadly sins is a joke in my opinion. Pathetically uninspiring.

[nikimcbee]

Well, it is a continenant of the decendants of criminals, whaddya expect!

[darius359au]

And once again Australia shows the rest of the world why we're the best country in the world to live in:03::D:D:D:haha:

[nikimcbee]

...and I wonder what percent of "those sins":haha: include people sticking their fingers up crocodile's no-no place and exclaiming "Crickey, he's a male!"

Does god consider homocrocosexuality a sin?:hmmm:

[krashkart]

...and I wonder what percent of "those sins":haha: include people sticking their fingers up crocodile's no-no place and exclaiming "Crickey, he's a male!"

Does god consider homocrocosexuality a sin?:hmmm:

I think it's in the scriptures somewhere... probably in an unofficial rewrite where Moses takes a wrong turn at Cairo and ends up talking to a scraggly little shrub on Ayer's Rock (much to the amusement of some nearby aborigines). :DL

The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not grope the wildlife

Edit:

"Sin-prone" Australia was followed by the US, Canada, Finland and Spain.

Followed by the US? This is truly a miracle! :har:

[nikimcbee]

I think it's in the scriptures somewhere... probably in an unofficial rewrite where Moses takes a wrong turn at Cairo and ends up talking to a scraggly little shrub on Ayer's Rock (much to the amusement of some nearby aborigines). :DL

The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not grope the wildlife

Ah, I found it. 5th Book of Leviticus chapter 75:

Brother Krashkart, if you could please read.

http://www.billcasselman.com/medieval_book.jpg

And thus the Lord saith, Behold this land is given unto the wick of my children for they violateth all manner of beasts including, the wombat, the platapus, the koala, the kangaroo, the wallaby, and the salty. And Moses was confused in the eyes of the Lord and having said, Lord, I ain't writing down all of those animals, for the children of man don't have the atention span to read all of that. Thus the Lord gave unto the people of the land down under a leader. And on this day the Lord created a man and called him Bon. And the people rejoiced proclaiming; "Crickey, we have another reason to drink fosters!" And thus the people follow Bon into the outback for forty years. And on the forty and first year, the deciple of Bon, called Angus the Younger proclaimed yea, let us celebrate this day, and they ate fruitbats, and mangos, and kiwis. And the Lord said unto the people of Bon, don't eat the kiwis as that is cannablism. For this sin, I curse you with a second rate cricket team for forty years.
And lo, the pommies came from ships made of wood and the Barmey Army did scouge the people of Bon in cricket.

Now Bon was angry and laid with a kiwi and begat a son, Reece, and Reece begat Paul the carrier of the big knife, and he begat Steven the crocodile lover, and he begat Men at Work, who begat Olivia the Newton. And everybody wanted to lie with her, which confuseth the whole situation.

[STEED]

So Las Vegas is off the hook then? :shifty:

[krashkart]

Ah, I found it. 5th Book of Leviticus chapter 75:

Brother Krashkart, if you could please read.

http://www.billcasselman.com/medieval_book.jpg

And thus the Lord saith, Behold this land is given unto the wick of my children for they violateth all manner of beasts including, the wombat, the platapus, the koala, the kangaroo, the wallaby, and the salty. And Moses was confused in the eyes of the Lord and having said, Lord, I ain't writing down all of those animals, for the children of man don't have the atention span to read all of that. Thus the Lord gave unto the people of the land down under a leader. And on this day the Lord created a man and called him Bon. And the people rejoiced proclaiming; "Crickey, we have another reason to drink fosters!" And thus the people follow Bon into the outback for forty years. And on the forty and first year, the deciple of Bon, called Angus the Younger proclaimed yea, let us celebrate this day, and they ate fruitbats, and mangos, and kiwis. And the Lord said unto the people of Bon, don't eat the kiwis as that is cannablism. For this sin, I curse you with a second rate cricket team for forty years.
And lo, the pommies came from ships made of wood and the Barmey Army did scouge the people of Bon in cricket.

Now Bon was angry and laid with a kiwi and begat a son, Reece, and Reece begat Paul the carrier of the big knife, and he begat Steven the crocodile lover, and he begat Men at Work, who begat Olivia the Newton. And everybody wanted to lie with her, which confuseth the whole situation.

:har::har: Almost had me in tears reading that. :rock:



So Las Vegas is off the hook then? :shifty:

From the looks of things, even producing the second-rate pisswater we call "beer" cannot out-sin the Aussies. :D

[Reece]

It's a known fact that Australia leads the world in immorality!!:hmmm:

[nikimcbee]

Maybe if you guys repented of your sins, the cricket situation might improve.

[STEED]

From the looks of things, even producing the second-rate pisswater we call "beer" cannot out-sin the Aussies. :D

:rotfl2::up:

What Australia needs is some real Aussies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

[krashkart]

:rotfl2::up:

What Australia needs is some real Aussies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

:haha: That's one of their skits that I either hadn't seen yet, or do not remember seeing. I love Eric Idle's hat thingies. (what are those called?)

[darius359au]

:haha: That's one of their skits that I either hadn't seen yet, or do not remember seeing. I love Eric Idle's hat thingies. (what are those called?)
Corks on a string;) ,their supposed to keep the flys off but I remember trying a hat like that when I was a kid ,fly's used to sit on the corks and get a free ride:cry: - aren't flys supposed to be a sign of the devil or something? ,with the amount of the little buggers here and the whole leading the world in sin thing, it might explain a lot :D

[krashkart]

Corks on a string;) ,their supposed to keep the flys off but I remember trying a hat like that when I was a kid ,fly's used to sit on the corks and get a free ride:cry: - aren't flys supposed to be a sign of the devil or something? ,with the amount of the little buggers here and the whole leading the world in sin thing, it might explain a lot :D

Hmmm, I wonder if wearing corks on string on my hat would attract ladies that well. These Axe body sprays I got for Christmas aren't doing the job. Maybe I should sue for false advertising. :D


(Frau K's witty slam on my dating woes in three... two... one... oh.. hell!) :o:O:

[bookworm_020]

Followed by the US? This is truly a miracle! :har:

Anything you can sink to we can sink lower!

[Rilder]

Remember christians:

If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing!

[Reece]

Remember christians:

If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing!Well that's one way of looking at it!!:haha:
But you forgot to add: How can my sins be forgiven if I don't sin!!:O:

[krashkart]

Anything you can sink to we can sink lower!

:rotfl2:

Whatever you do, do not - I repeat - DO NOT brew any American lagers, okay? :timeout:


Well that's one way of looking at it!!:haha:
But you forgot to add: How can my sins be forgiven if I don't sin!!:O:

No way. You never sin, Reece? :o

Something awfully fishy about that... :hmmm::O:

[kiwi_2005]

That survey is correct. :O:

[Sailor Steve]

homocrocosexuality
That's a croc and you know it! Wash your mouth out with soap, preferably dile.

As to your discovery of the long-lost scripture from down under:
:rotfl2: :rock:

That's why we made you "Poster of the Year". Or was that "Scratcher of the Year"?

[Reece]

No way. You never sin, Reece? :o

Something awfully fishy about that... :hmmm::O:Look at it this way... it is good to sin that way I can be forgiven!!:hmmm::88)


Note: Just kidding/joking!!

[krashkart]

Look at it this way... it is good to sin that way I can be forgiven!!:hmmm::88)

Ah... now I understand. Naughty, naughty Reece! :stare::haha:

Here are your cookies of forgiveness. :D

http://img.xcitefun.net/users/2009/07/94415,xcitefun-nestle-tollhouse-cookies.jpg

[Gargamel]

:rotfl2:

Whatever you do, do not - I repeat - DO NOT brew any American lagers, okay? :timeout:

Wait a second.... Yuengling is pretty damn good!

[krashkart]

Wait a second.... Yuengling is pretty damn good!

I make no representations whatsoever as to the vastitude of my beer knowledge. :D

*flee...*
*KERFLUMP*

Okay. Who's the smartass that nailed my boot laces to the floor while I wasn't looking?!? :stare:


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[Betonov]

Slovenia should be #1 at envy, I swear to god this nation has so much envy to success of others that it is best to be piss poor cause any success you get in your life you'll loose your friends.

Just like an old joke here: a farmer catches a goldfish. I'll grant you three wishes she says. Ok, I want a herd of milk cows, then I want all the neighbours cows to die. And of course, third wish, I want all my cows to die so that bastard of a neghbour wont think he'll get milk from me
Actually, a true situation than a joke

[Jimbuna]

Well, it is a continenant of the decendants of criminals, whaddya expect!

Add Reece and TarJak into the mix and you get a particularly vile concoction :DL

[Reece]

Add Reece and TarJak into the mix and you get a particularly vile concoction :DL
Hey I resemble that remark!!:O:

[Takeda Shingen]

Add Reece and TarJak into the mix and you get a particularly vile concoction :DL

Well that image will be stuck in my mind for the forseeable future. *shivers*

[Jimbuna]

Hey I resemble that remark!!:O:

Well that image will be stuck in my mind for the forseeable future. *shivers*

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/oct2009/8/6/cross-dressing-cage-fighters-pic-wales-news-service-image-1-236102509.jpg

[Reece]

But that's Niki & Jim!!:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

But that's Niki & Jim!!:hmmm:

No mate....that is definitely you and the bed wetter :DL

[Gerald]

But that's Niki & Jim!!:hmmm: Are your habits with sex numbered here, :O:

[TarJak]

:rotfl2:

Whatever you do, do not - I repeat - DO NOT brew any American lagers, okay? :timeout:
OK, OK, you win I don't think we could sink that low.:O:

No wait we've done it:
http://www.brewsnews.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fosters_australia.jpg (http://www.brewsnews.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fosters_australia.jpg)

[Reece]

No mate....that is definitely you and the bed wetter :DLPoor TarJak won't be impressed!!:03:
How come these threads take a turn for the worst when Jim and Mcbee come along, and corrupt poor innocent TarJak and I!:oops::hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Poor TarJak won't be impressed!!:03:
How come these threads take a turn for the worst when Jim and Mcbee come along, and corrupt poor innocent TarJak and I!:oops::hmmm:

Probably because we're better educated and better lookin :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Probably because we're better educated and better lookin :O:
Yeah, well, they say a man and his dog soon come to look alike...

[Reece]

Yeah, well, they say a man and his dog soon come to look alike...:har: Mcbee will be along soon!:yep:

[TarJak]

Probably because we're better educated and better lookin :O:
That statement is clearly unsupported by the evidence:
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008074.jpg
:O:

[nikimcbee]

:har: Mcbee will be along soon!:yep:

Yup, but you may want to help Jim though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvpdtXNDGQ

[nikimcbee]

New Aussie national anthem?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52nmHqf-FZY


or maybe this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGyfxOCYvtM

[Reece]

I don't know Mcbee!! http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSInnKB-7jHD2PHCPVqSQ4yYRqqUmGij30yShCtVjwLp8XpS0taGg&t=1