Her diary, his diary

[Onkel Neal]

Her Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

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His Diary: Bike wouldn't start today. Can't figure it out, but at least I got laid.

[AVGWarhawk]

Fantastic!!!! :har::har:

[tater]

LOL.

[GoldenRivet]

I routinely refer my wife to this joke as a reminder that women have a tendency to over anylize things, and that 99% of the time when a man says nothing is wrong he is either being honest, or his problem is so mundane and insignificant that it does not warrant discussion.

Men are problem solvers, their psyche is governed by fixing things.

Women are nurturers, their psyche is governed by emotion.

When a man has a problem, he spends his time planning a solution.

When a woman has a problem, she spends her time moping, and using body language to elicit emotional responses from others.

Additionally, a mans problem tends to be more mechanical, physical or otherwise something that can be mended through action.

A woman on the other hand tends to turn every problem, large or small into a full blown crisis.

[AVGWarhawk]

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[Takeda Shingen]

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That's a sure-fire way to wake up with cuts.

[GoldenRivet]

I think the important thing to take away from that picture is that the man sleeping with his bike... appears to be in a hotel room:haha:

[krashkart]

Classic. :haha:

[CCIP]

:haha:

I wouldn't over-analyze the typical gender behaviours either though, Golden Rivet. Many a time I've actually had totally opposite things where I would overanalyze ladies' thoughts when in fact things were far more trivial. But people aren't mind-readers, even when they think they know their opposite in and out. Still, I'll be damned if this isn't a real scenario :D

[GoldenRivet]

:haha:

I wouldn't over-analyze the typical gender behaviours either though, Golden Rivet. Many a time I've actually had totally opposite things where I would overanalyze ladies' thoughts when in fact things were far more trivial. But people aren't mind-readers, even when they think they know their opposite in and out. Still, I'll be damned if this isn't a real scenario :D

True, but heres the way i look at men over analyzing women...

If it appears that something is wrong with my wife and i say

"Whats wrong?"

and she says "nothing."

I say

"Are you sure nothing is bothering you?"

she says "Yup, im fine."

At this point I DROP IT. Because this means i dont have to spend the next two hours discussing water retention, or biological clocks, or the finer points of discontinued lip glosses etc.:up:

besides... a man could analyze a woman for three lifetimes and never make sense of her.

[CCIP]

besides... a man could analyze a woman for three lifetimes and never make sense of her.

Now there's something I could subscribe to :|\\

[papa_smurf]

Absolutely spot on:har:

[August]

I think the important thing to take away from that picture is that the man sleeping with his bike... appears to be in a hotel room:haha:

Of course it is. Leaving your ride out in the parking lot vastly increases the chance of it being stolen.

Man <-- Problem solver

[GoldenRivet]

Of course it is. Leaving your ride out in the parking lot vastly increases the chance of it being stolen.

Man <-- Problem solver

While true, i think it might be more practical just to park it in the room as opposed to sleeping with it, unless of course you are bunking with some rather dishonest individuals who might try to run off with your bride... errr i mean your RIDE in the middle of the night

[AVGWarhawk]

While true, i think it might be more practical just to park it in the room as opposed to sleeping with it, unless of course you are bunking with some rather dishonest individuals who might try to run off with your bride... errr i mean your RIDE in the middle of the night


It is a diesel engine bike. Starts easier when warm. Problem solver! :03:

[Sailor Steve]

I seem to remember seeing a variant of that joke here a long time ago, the difference being the punch line was about the favorite team blowing their chance at the championship.

It's good to see it again. :sunny:

[GoldenRivet]

I seem to remember seeing a variant of that joke here a long time ago, the difference being the punch line was about the favorite team blowing their chance at the championship.

It's good to see it again. :sunny:

posted by yours truly i do believe :up:

EDIT: been searching. cant seem to find it, perhaps i posted it elsewhere? good joke anyhow.

[Onkel Neal]

When a man has a problem, he spends his time throwing things, blaming people, and making excuses.



Fixed for ya :O:

(I had to stay on Frau's good side).

[GoldenRivet]

Whoa LOL

i know PLENTY of women who are guilty of that one hahaha

[Jimbuna]

True, but heres the way i look at men over analyzing women...

If it appears that something is wrong with my wife and i say

"Whats wrong?"

and she says "nothing."

I say

"Are you sure nothing is bothering you?"

she says "Yup, im fine."

At this point I DROP IT. Because this means i dont have to spend the next two hours discussing water retention, or biological clocks, or the finer points of discontinued lip glosses etc.:up:

besides... a man could analyze a woman for three lifetimes and never make sense of her.

I'm simply wondering if we're both married to the same woman :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

I'm simply wondering if we're both married to the same woman :DL

Hang about, me too! :yep:

[GoldenRivet]

I'm simply wondering if we're both married to the same woman :DL

Considering they are all more or less the same... one might could argue that we are married to the same woman :har:



@ Frau... i jest :up:

[Jimbuna]

Hang about, me too! :yep:

Considering they are all more or less the same... one might could argue that we are married to the same woman :har:



@ Frau... i jest :up:

LOL :DL

[McBeck]

Bwahahahahaha

[August]

(I had to stay on Frau's good side).


http://www.ralphmag.org/AG/whip-lady373x328.gif

[clive bradbury]

Men are problem solvers, their psyche is governed by fixing things.

Women are nurturers, their psyche is governed by emotion.

When a man has a problem, he spends his time planning a solution.

When a woman has a problem, she spends her time moping, and using body language to elicit emotional responses from others.

Additionally, a mans problem tends to be more mechanical, physical or otherwise something that can be mended through action.

A woman on the other hand tends to turn every problem, large or small into a full blown crisis.

Apologies in advance if your post was meant tongue-in-cheek, Goldenrivet. If not, am I the only one to find the above slightly patronising, and definitely ill-informed?

Certainly the above description does not apply to most women I know. I have worked in a female-majority industry for many years, and I assure you that most women are more than capable of making effective decisions. In fact, their ability to analyse every aspect of the problem is a strength. I agree that men like to be decisive. What that often means in reality is that they make a quick choice without considering the wider issues and simply get on with it (I include myself in this, by the way!). Only later is the weakness of this black-and-white decision revealed when the subtle complexities of the actual situation is revealed.

Often the women then have to sort it all out, whilst if the man had listened to their advice in the first place the subsequent problems would not even have arisen...Trust me - I have been THAT man...

[Sailor Steve]

EDIT: been searching. cant seem to find it, perhaps i posted it elsewhere? good joke anyhow.
I have searched high and low for the old 'Awesome Jokes' thread, and I can't find it anywhere. I'm sure that it's not too old, since Frau K herself posted on it, but it seems to be just plain gone. Maybe yours was there.

[Betonov]

There was this article in a local newspaper not long ago. The problem is that women tell their problems just for the sake of sharing them with a friend, while men only tell their problems when they need help.

So the problem is when a woman tells a man about a problem the man will try and fix it which would be against the womans wishes
And when a man tells a woman about a problem usually ends bad cause he will want her help while she will think that it was enough help just listening to him...

I guess thats why women have all these gay friends, trustworthy of a man and the ears of a woman... And I thought that listening to a womans problems were an act of a gentleman, boy was I wrong :damn:
The interesting thing is I now always ask before she starts whinning: do you need my help?? and if the answer is NO, I tell her STFU !!!! And suprisingly my luck with women changed for the better :hmmm:

[nikimcbee]

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That looks A LOT like a certain set of subsim pix?:hmmm:

[bookworm_020]

That looks A LOT like a certain set of subsim pix?:hmmm:

The ones which centered on a rubber ducky, a toy battleship and a certain subsim member?

[Sailor Steve]

That looks A LOT like a certain set of subsim pix?:hmmm:
Does Neal know his best girl is cheating on him? :O:

[Onkel Neal]

At least he's spooning a sport bike. If that was a harley in bed with him, we'd know he was "ON THE DOWN LOW!" :O:

[HunterICX]

At least he's spooning a sport bike. If that was a harley in bed with him, we'd know he was "ON THE DOWN LOW!" :O:

I thought BMW Bikes fit that description more :O: unless the driver of the Harley is a Wannabe-Harley-Driver.

HunterICX

[Onkel Neal]

96% of all Harley "drivers" are wanna-be's ;)

Question is, wanna-be what?

[Sailor Steve]

As far as I can see, "I ride a Harley" is the bikers' equivalent of "Mine goes to eleven".

[Jimbuna]

96% of all Harley "drivers" are wanna-be's ;)

Question is, wanna-be what?

A real 'driver' http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img87/339/dunnohq4.gif

[Onkel Neal]

As far as I can see, "I ride a Harley" is the bikers' equivalent of "Mine goes to eleven".


He shoots--he scores!

[HunterICX]

Personally always disliked the HD bikes and the brand (to put it nicely:03:) and it's the reason I was never good at French as the teacher was a wannabe HD driver...
I can still remember that day when he proudly presented his new tattoo....a damn scorpion sticker on his HD tank :damn: I responded ''and I thought that thing couldn't look any uglier'' that was detention for me :D

I still think we need more bike related topics on this board :)

HunterICX

[Sailor Steve]

He shoots--he scores!
Only because of a perfect assist. :rock: