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GoldenRivet
01-03-11, 01:54 AM
Kim Jong Il has reached an agreement with Hillary Clinton over North Korea's nuclear program, an agreement has been reached!

Story (http://www.theonion.com/articles/kim-jong-il-ends-nuclear-program-for-lead-in-next,18702/)

:rock:











Joke thread

Gerald
01-03-11, 01:57 AM
There are many words in an agreement, manipulation or BS

Castout
01-03-11, 02:09 AM
:o :doh: Until I saw Onion news network :haha:

Oberon
01-03-11, 08:45 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7lV-ym2BpsI/TR1X9PLCF4I/AAAAAAAAASg/faIAyIPwaOQ/s1600/batman-kji.jpg

:rock:

STEED
01-03-11, 11:06 AM
So he's decided to become a film star, question is will he win the Oscar? :hmmm:

TLAM Strike
01-03-11, 11:09 AM
I'm surprised he didn't ask to be come the next 007. He loves James Bond films. :hmmm:

Sailor Steve
01-03-11, 01:23 PM
Oh good grief! :rotfl2: I can't believe they could do that with straight faces! :har:

So he's decided to become a film star, question is will he win the Oscar? :hmmm:
He will if they know what's good for them.

nikimcbee
01-03-11, 01:58 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7lV-ym2BpsI/TR1X9PLCF4I/AAAAAAAAASg/faIAyIPwaOQ/s1600/batman-kji.jpg

:rock:

That looks a lot like the poster when Jim played batman.:har:

Scurvy
01-03-11, 02:04 PM
I'm surprised he didn't ask to be come the next 007. He loves James Bond films. :hmmm:

Doesn't he think they're documentaries?

Oberon
01-03-11, 02:22 PM
I'm surprised he didn't ask to be come the next 007. He loves James Bond films. :hmmm:

Hong Kong action movies too IIRC and any movie with Elizabeth Taylor in.

Wonder who is favourite Bond is... :hmmm:

TLAM Strike
01-03-11, 02:27 PM
Doesn't he think they're documentaries?

You mean they are not? :o

Merchant ships that secretly gobble up submarines... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GSF_Explorer)
Secret groups bent on world conquest... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Qaeda)
Bombers crashing with nukes on board... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1958_Tybee_Island_B-47_crash)

You telling me this stuff ain't real? :O:

Jimbuna
01-03-11, 03:28 PM
That looks a lot like the poster when Jim played batman.:har:

I resemble that photo http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1853/angry8ro5.gif

nikimcbee
01-03-11, 05:43 PM
You funny guy GR, but story is true! Leader #1 actor in world, he kick tom cruise ass.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/north-korea-5.jpg

Oberon
01-03-11, 07:13 PM
matt damon!

UnderseaLcpl
01-03-11, 07:17 PM
matt damon!

I concur. I mean... MATT DAMON!:doh:

nikimcbee
01-03-11, 07:24 PM
I concur. I mean... MATT DAMON!:doh:

hey, long time, no see. How ya been?

Sailor Steve
01-03-11, 10:53 PM
I so ronery...

DarkFish
01-04-11, 12:07 AM
I so ronery...http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/2407/downy4u.gif
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Jimbuna
01-04-11, 03:17 PM
Cracks me up every time :har: