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yubba
01-02-11, 09:20 PM
It was the night before the 2011 congress ,and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a liberal louse. The Obamas were tucked in their beds, dreaming that Hawaii would make a good place too rule from, as images of Chairman Mao and Karl Marx danced through their heads, their stockings were hung with the greatest of care in hopes that Harry Reed, would appear and fill them with, pork barrel spending, cap and trade ,and the dream act.
Then to my supprise, what should appear, a tiny red sleigh being pulled by eight tiny conservatives, flying through the over regulated midnight air, and at the reigns was a jolly John Bainner cracking his whip, going ho ho ho down with Obama care, and all a good night.:haha:

nikimcbee
01-02-11, 09:28 PM
You silly goose, everybody knows the bamster isn't prez anymore....
Enter Bubba...:haha:

Sailor Steve
01-02-11, 09:48 PM
I spy with my little eye...something that begins with 'T'.

yubba
01-02-11, 10:01 PM
oh oh, I'm good at that game now let's see:hmmm:

nikimcbee
01-02-11, 10:01 PM
I spy with my little eye...something that begins with 'T'.
oh! oh! pick me Shrek!
I love riddles. I'll guess turkey.

http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/shrek-donkey-pick-me_1_thumb1.jpg

yubba
01-02-11, 10:06 PM
no no it has to be, now what was the question, oh oh tree

ETR3(SS)
01-02-11, 11:49 PM
Hate to ruin your fantasy land but conservatives are just as self serving as liberals.

yubba
01-03-11, 07:47 AM
At least they are not self serving commies:woot:If you don't stand for something you fall for everything. Dream act , cap and trade, pork barrel spending, Obama care, and my favorite we have too pass it before we see what's in it. Have a nice day you sick pieces of liberal crap.

Tribesman
01-03-11, 09:19 AM
Hey yubba since you think the world is run by evil reptilian aliens as part of a huge conspiracy wouldn't that mean that both the big parties are with the same aliens and there is no difference at all plus of course Ronnie Reagan and Karl Marx were both working for the same evil aliens with the same secret agenda.
As for the current governments policies why do they matter? I thought you told us we were all about to die when hit by the huge death planet that is visible from a secret telescope at the south pole....or was it a giant invisible goat that was about to eat the sun?:doh:

Onkel Neal
01-03-11, 09:20 AM
At least they are not self serving commies:woot:If you don't stand for something you fall for everything. Dream act , cap and trade, pork barrel spending, Obama care, and my favorite we have too pass it before we see what's in it. Have a nice day you sick pieces of liberal crap.

Please tone down the rhetoric. Infraction posted.