The Rose of Doom (BALZ)

[Brag]

16 August 1941

Lirutenant Commander Andrew Richards RNR Stood on the bridge of the Garlic Rose. Visibility had been steadily improving in the last hour and he could see the whole convoy steaming back in order after.the attack. Like a good shepherd, his ship weaved a zigzag course at the rear of the northbound convoy.

The bridge phone rattled like a woodpecker.

Richards picked it up. "Bridge," He barked into the receiver.

"SSS from the Nova Star."

Richards turned to watch the thick column of smoke created by the burning tanker below the horizon. After being hit by a torpedo, the Nova limped at two knots and was left behind.

The signals rating continued, "German submarine attacking with artillery."

Richards replaced the phone into its cradle.
The signals man on the bridge said, "Signal from Commodore. "Go get the bastard."
"Helm hard to port, engine ahead flank."
The Nova Star reported the submarine four thousand meters astern. Richards did a few calculations and placed a mark on the chart. "Action stations," he ordered.
It would take him 42 minutes to reach the location of the U-boat. The chances of finding it were slim, but he had to try his best.

The Nova´s crew had abandoned the raging inferno when the Garlic Rose rushed past it. Richards ordered a zigzag course of 10 degrees. As always, when approaching a submarine, tension was high.

"Knickers, twenty degrees of the starboard bow," Reported a lookout.
"What?" Richards asked.
"Knickers off the starboard bow," the lookout repeated.
Through binoculars, Richardson peered into the given direction. "By Jove," he exclaimed as he focused on a periscope with a pair of long johns tied to it five hundred yards ahead.

Meanwhile, inside the deadliest weapon of the Kriegsmarine:

Balz came out of the forward torpedo room and paused to observe Bernard playing a ukulele in the hydrophone compartment. "Hoochie woochie, hoochie woochie, Bernard sang.
"Hoffman, get your headphones back on, don´t listen to this twit. And you Bernard, get back to composing the complaint letter to Winston Churchill."
The sound man placed the headset on his head and jumped up. "Warship, high speed, pinging!"
Balz ran into the control room. "Who raised the attack scope?"
"I am drying my laundry," Bernard said.
Balz peered through the periscope and saw the corvette almost on top of him.

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Toom de doom de doom. Stay tuned to see what happens next. Will the Garlic Rose end Balz's career? Will Balz die a hero's death? Will Balz send Bernard a laundry bill?

[TarJak]

:har:Nice one Brag. Merry Xmas mate!

[Gerald]

Great, :haha:

[frau kaleun]

:rotfl2:

Fantastic stuff. :yeah:

[Sailor Steve]

Balza sub rosa.

[Jimbuna]

"Hoffman, get your headphones back on, don´t listen to this twit. And you Bernard, get back to composing the complaint letter to Winston Churchill."

LMAO :har:

All the best Alex http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/santa.gif

[Missing Name]

I was looking for my underwear earlier. I guess I don't need to anymore....

[Brag]

NOTE: I can.t believe how time has flown.

In the last episode we left Balz with a corvette coming fast as U-321 was lolling about at PD.

"Alaaarm," Balz shouted. He then grabbed Bernard and tossed him into the forward torpedo room as ballast.

The depth gauge indicated thirty meters when depth charges exploded all around.

The boat shook.
Balz sighed, relieved no damage was reported.

Three hours later, the corvette abandoned the hunt. After reloading torpedoes, Balz ordered, "Surface." He needed to catch up with the heavily escorted convoy and sink the other fat tanker in it. He also decided, the only way to get rid of Bernard was to recomend him for a command.
"Bernard," Balz said, "I am recommending you for a command. Go to the bridge and act as a captain."

Topside, it was already dark. To make sure the lookouts were awake, every few minutes Bernard shone his flashlight into their eyes.

Balz was coming out of the hatch when a shell droned over head. "What was that?" Balz asked.
"I don´t think it was a dancing penguin," Bernard answered.
"Who is shooting, give me a bearing!" Balz bellowed.
"Ship in the water," Herr Kaleun, Bernard wailed in a duet with another shell.
"Bernard, you stay on watch, everyone else clear the bridge."

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Will Balz's devilish maneuver to get rid of Bernard succeed? Stay tuned to find out

[Missing Name]

Will Balz's devilish maneuver to get rid of Bernard succeed? Stay tuned to find out

Judging by the size of his brain (and therefore head) compared to the rest of the boat, no.

[frau kaleun]

"I don´t think it was a dancing penguin," Bernard answered.


But wouldn't it be awesome if it was?

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[papa_smurf]

He also decided, the only way to get rid of Bernard was to recomend him for a command.
"Bernard," Balz said, "I am recommending you for a command. Go to the bridge and act as a captain."

Oh dear:doh:

[Brag]

For a few seconds, Balz lingered on the bridge until he spotted the ship firing at them. "The Corvette of Doom," He said and jumped down the hatch.

Cookie was inside the conning tower ready to close the hatch.
Balz heard the hatch slam shut. "Bwa, ha,ha,ha," He broke into uncontrollable laughter and fell into the Zentralle. It was hard to give orders with the air knocked out of him. He managed to say " hu, hu, hu,"
"The choir took his cue and began singing the Ho hu hu hoochie woochie.
Cookie tightened the weel when he heard a voice outside.
"Knock, knock," the voice said.
"Who´s there?" Cookie answered.
"I am the top Banana."
"Ach ja, we need bananas." Cookie opened the hatch. Water and Bernard poured in.
Bernard fell on top of balz. "Thank you for softening my fall, Herr Kaleun.
"Hu, hu, hu."Balz said.
Bernard thought it might be a good idea to get out of Balz's sight.
Balz recovered his powerful voice. "Choir, switch to silent singing. The rest of you begin silent running."
Those not in the choir began to trot in in place, quietly.
"where is that cretin Bernard?"
"He is in the back disguised as a farting banana."
Balz started aft.
His murderous intent was interrupted by depth charge explosions. The Corvette of Doom was right on top of them.

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Will the haunting Corvette of Doom be Balz's undoing? Stay tuned for another gripping episode of the titanic struggle in the Atlantic.

[krashkart]

"Choir, switch to silent singing. The rest of you begin silent running."
Those not in the choir began to trot in in place, quietly.

Oh my god. :haha:

Awaiting the next installment. :)

[Sailor Steve]

I hope they took their shoes off first. Silent running in socks is much more silent.

[Jimbuna]

"He is in the back disguised as a farting banana."

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[Gargamel]

Thats not a farting banana Jim! That's a farted banana!

[Jimbuna]

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[Brag]

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Ah, we have no bananas today :D

[Jimbuna]

Let's do it :DL

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[Brag]

"How bothersome," said Balz. "They don´give me time to change smoking jackets." He went to his bunk and put on a chicken tea cozy. That made him feel better.
"Zeilor Steve," He called.
"Jawhol, Herr Kaleun?"
"Zeilor Steve, make sure all men are wearing their cushion soled silent running socks. I wonder how the corvette of doom keeps detecting us."
"Maybe they can smell us?" Zeilor Steve said as he went to check on the silent runners.

"Two warships approaching from the south, Herr Kaleun," The hydrophone operator announced.
"Ships up front, a ship on top two ships behind. What do these Tommies think. Is this a circus on Picadilly Circus?" Balz smiled. "I guess it´s my magnetic personality. I attract the best of the Royal Navy,. I must write Winnie le Puff Puff a letter of thanks. ""A rain of depth charges interrupted Balz´s musings. "Do I look suitably heroic for the ocassion?" He asked the hdrophone operator.
"Very heroic, Herr Kaleun."
"What does the froo froo tell you?"
The hydro operator adjusted the knobs. "Two more warships approaching fast."
"Sounds like a gathering of doom."
"Screws of doom, Herr Kaleun."

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Next installment: Froo froo and the Screws of Doom.

[frau kaleun]

Next installment: Froo froo and the Screws of Doom.

I see no reason to bring my personal life into this. :O:

(Also: :rotfl2:)

[Brag]

I see no reason to bring my personal life into this. :O:

(Also: :rotfl2:)

:har::har::har::har::har::har:

Hey, I didn't have my seat belt fastened.

[desirableroasted]

Balz recovered his powerful voice. "Choir, switch to silent singing. The rest of you begin silent running."
Those not in the choir began to trot in in place, quietly.



And don't call me Shirley.

[Sailor Steve]

"Maybe they can smell us?" Zeilor Steve said as he went to check on the silent runners.
Perhaps defeat is in de feet, Herr Kaleun.

[Brag]

Four escorts gathered in the vecinity of U-321 and began to cirle, forming an almost perfect clover leaf pattern with the U-boat in its centre.

Approaching from different directions the antisubmarine vessels dropped depth charges when abeam each other, creating a wide pattern of explosions.

"This is worse than the screws of doom," Balz said scratching his beard,"This is the barroom boom boom." As if to confirm Balz's fears, an explosion pushed the stern down.
"Damage and flooding in the stern torpedo compartment."
"Secure from silent running, fix the damage. Take us down to hundred and fifty meters. Rudder five degrees port." Balz ordered in staccato fashion
Another salvo of twenty depth charges exploded shaking the boat. Less than a minute later another twenty ash cans rattled U-321.
"This must be one of those elite Royal Navy GWX Department killer groups.."
"I have never seen such a depth charge bombardement," Lt. Schmenk said.
Another salvo pounded the ocean like a drum roll.
"Breaking noises," the soundman announced.
"What do you mean?" Balz barked.
"An escort sailed into a field of exploding charges, Herr Kaleun."
"Are you sure?" Balz asked.
"The vessel is stopped."
"Torpedo tube repaired, leaks and flooding under control," someone yelled from the aft crew quarters.
"That's very hoochie woochie," Balz said. "But let's not rush the good news, we may need them later.
Another salvo of twenty boomed overhead.

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Will the elite ASW group be Balz's undoing? Stay tuned as the battle of the Atlantic rages on.

[Missing Name]

elite Royal Navy GWX Department killer groups

Oh yeah.

[krashkart]

"He is in the back disguised as a farting banana."

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Thats not a farting banana Jim! That's a farted banana!

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Ah, we have no bananas today :D


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"Farted or not, I've seen bigger bananas than that"




I am most assuredly going to hell for that. :D:har:

[Jimbuna]

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"Farted or not, I've seen bigger bananas than that"




I am most assuredly going to hell for that. :D:har:

Oh Really!!
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[Brag]

20 Aug 1941
100 miles NW of Cape Verde Islands.

The escorts haunting U-321, dropped a total 195 depth charges before giving up.

Balz continued his dogged pursuit of the convoy. He ordered a new intercept course and went to sleep. He dreamed of playing the piano http://www.snitchseeker.com/images/smilies/REDancepianodance.gif

The sea continued calm and was as flat as a billiard table. Balz planned his attack for 21:30. Listening dives indicated everything was going as planned.

Balz sat on his bunk and wrote in his secret diary.
Today´s baram boom boom is probably a warning signal of things to come. People who do not know, think that death inside a submarine is agonizing and terrible. That is not so. Death inside a submarine is quick and merciful. At depth, when the hull is crushed the air compresses generating heat and the crew is turned to ashes within seconds. My fear is not death itself but being flushed into the dark hole of history where no one will know that I am the greatest Teutonic hero of all time.

Balz locked his diary in the safe and went topside to smoke a cigar and watch the sunset. The sea was so calm that he allowed the deck hatches to be opened to let more fresh air into the fetid atmosphere.

At nine o'clock, Balz ordered, "Dive to twenty meters and stop engines, observe silent running. Within minutes, the sound man reported contact with the convoy.
"Menner," Balz said, "You have observed the most perfect approach to attack position. This is like poetry, listening to the screws of this convoy approach on their path to doom." Balz adjusted his yellow duckie tea cozy. "Today, Britania no longer rules the waves, do you know why?"
"Because we´re here," answered bosun Bechter.
"No," Balz said. It´s because the sea is flat--Action stations."

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Will Balz´'s meticulous attack plan work?
Or is this another trap?

[krashkart]

"No," Balz said. It´s because the sea is flat--Action stations."

That's priceless. :har:

:salute:

[Jimbuna]

That's priceless. :har:

:salute:

Absolutely :DL

[Brag]

The sound man's plot indicated U-321's posiition was perfect as it drifted in total silence, in perfect trim, undetectable.
Beautiful, beautiful,Balz said to himself as he heard the lead escort get past their position. With this calm sea he should be able to easily bag a couple of ships.
"Now warship approaching," The sound man whispered.
"Is it a zig or a zag?" Balz asked.
"Must be the zig before the zag."
"Sure is not the zag after the zig?"
"Ships don´t zig zig," Bernard joined the discussion.
"Don´t be stupid Bernard. "The subject being discussed has nothing to do with zig zigs."
"Why not?" Bernard asked.
Because that escort is not zig zigging. And the escort is the subject of our undivided, concentrated attention."
Prrrng, prrrng, prrrng reverberated throughout the submarine.
"What´s that?" Bernard asked.
Balz grimaced. "Telephone."
"Telephone? Who would be calling?" Bernard asked.
"Winston Churchill, you idiot."


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Once again, the escort with superior powers has discovered Balz and frustrated another attack. Has Balz met his match?

[Missing Name]

I say the maneuver is a ziggle zaggle.

[Gargamel]

Hello?

No the Fuhrer is not in right now, can I take a message?

:rotfl2:

[frau kaleun]

I say the maneuver is a ziggle zaggle.

Let's hope it's not the shiziggle.

[papa_smurf]

Prrrng, prrrng, prrrng reverberated throughout the submarine.
"What´s that?" Bernard asked.
Balz grimaced. "Telephone."
"Telephone? Who would be calling?" Bernard asked.
"Winston Churchill, you idiot."


So are Balz and Mr Churchill on first name terms?

[krashkart]

Let's hope it's not the shiziggle.

Now wait a minizzle. Before long the ziggle zaggle will become a shiziggle, then the frishizzle hits the fanizzle. :timeout:

[frau kaleun]

Now wait a minizzle. Before long the ziggle zaggle will become a shiziggle, then the frishizzle hits the fanizzle.

But does the ashcan drop, the wabo, the wabo, does the wasserbomb drop and you don't stop?

[Brag]

The prosecution continued. The escorts only left, after the tail end Charlies following the convoy at a distance, joined the attack. Bosun Woijek who had the job of counting the Wabos, had to sharpen his pencil several times. "Don´t the ever run out of charges?" He asked.
"You will run out of pencils first," Balz said, putting on a fresh tea cozy on his head. The other two were soaked with sweat.

After a whole night of boom boom kaboom directed at him, Balz was inspired to write the Rose of Doom hoochie woochie song.

Boom boom kaboom
It´s the Rose of Doom
Who who does the kaboom
Hoochie woochie.

Shortly after he finished his poetic opus, the British ships left the area. "The hoochie woochie never fails," Balz said. "Now we'll return to our relentless pursuit of that bothersome convoy. The hunt is on."

By evening, U321 was again in attack position. Balz ordered periscope depth.
After half an hour the sound man said, "Still negative contact."
"We´ll move five miles to the east, they are probably moving straight north now. Surface."

On the next dive, the sea remained as quiet as Churchill listening to the shipping news.

"We lost the convoy, we lost the convoy." Bernard ran back and forth tearing at his hair.
"We'll start our lost convoy procedure," Balz said and handed a disk to the radioman. "Play this on the gramophone.

The Funker did as ordered.

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[Sailor Steve]

O-Ho and Aha! Balz now comes with surround-sound. Hip-Hip - Huzzah! :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

On the next dive, the sea remained as quiet as Churchill listening to the shipping news.



LOL :DL

[Gargamel]

Dr. Strangelove?

[Jimbuna]

Dr. Strangelove?

No....he died with the bomb :DL

[Brag]

No....he died with the bomb :DL

Did the bomb die, too? ;)

[Brag]

05 September 1941

From U321 KM
To Prime Minister W. Churchill

Letter of protest.

Dear Sir,
Beginning with 16 Aug of this year and ending on 19 August of this same year, we were cruising quietly, very quietly minding our own business when we were attacked without provocation by one of your corvettes.

More unprovoked attacks followed. During one night, your vessels, which did not rule waves as there weren´t any, dropped 204 Wabos which in Japanese after translated to English means Wasserbomben in German.

Like I mentioned above, we were politely quiet. But on our boat it was impossible to sleep due to the loutish football hooligan behaviour of your vessels kabooming into the wee hours of the night.

This bothersome activity caused my second officer, Bernard, to fart through his shoe,and the shoe to smoke. As you probably know smoking while submerged is not authorized in the KM.

You will be happy to know I am safely in Lorient wearing smokeless shoes and preparing a party with dancing bananas. My mother sent me a Carmen Miranda tea cozy, which I will wear at the party.

Yours faithfuly,

K.L. Johan Sebastian Balz KM
The greatest Teutonic hero of all time.

[Sailor Steve]

Did the bomb die, too? ;)
Of course - it was a suicide bomb.

[Brag]

This was going to get lost in previous page.


05 September 1941

From U321 KM
To Prime Minister W. Churchill

Letter of protest.

Dear Sir,
Beginning with 16 Aug of this year and ending on 19 August of this same year, we were cruising quietly, very quietly minding our own business when we were attacked without provocation by one of your corvettes.

More unprovoked attacks followed. During one night, your vessels, which did not rule waves as there weren´t any, dropped 204 Wabos which in Japanese after translated to English means Wasserbomben in German.

Like I mentioned above, we were politely quiet. But on our boat it was impossible to sleep due to the loutish football hooligan behaviour of your vessels kabooming into the wee hours of the night.

This bothersome activity caused my second officer, Bernard, to fart through his shoe,and the shoe to smoke. As you probably know smoking while submerged is not authorized in the KM.

You will be happy to know I am safely in Lorient wearing smokeless shoes and preparing a party with dancing bananas. My mother sent me a Carmen Miranda tea cozy, which I will wear at the party.

Yours faithfuly,

K.L. Johan Sebastian Balz KM
Greatest Teutonic hero of all time.

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[Jimbuna]

and preparing a party with dancing bananas


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[Brag]

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Wasserbomben attack training section.

[Gerald]

Balz has been shown to have is rigid in the case, and the tea cozy is part of the picture, now opens the way for further success
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[Brag]

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You started something with Balz in da tank in Lorient. Eough to stutter any sim. :D

Ah yes, the Panzer d'Amour. Or was that the Pants 'er d'Amour? :hmmm:

There's a joke here somewhere about testing and a Willy but I'm too tired to look for it. :O:

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U-321 Eased toward the dock filled with adoring admirers. Balz waved his tea cozy thinking of Panzamouring adventures. "All engines stop and panzamoor the boat," he ordered.

Heading for the baths, he thought of the pantsastic party he would host and the pantsamouring that would follow. He tried to remember how one went about depantzerizing. It has been a long patrol.


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[Gerald]

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#18 (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1603657&postcount=18) frau kaleun (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/member.php?u=251195) Join Date: Nov 2009
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You started something with Balz in da tank in Lorient. Eough to stutter any sim. :D

Ah yes, the Panzer d'Amour. Or was that the Pants 'er d'Amour? :hmmm:

There's a joke here somewhere about testing and a Willy but I'm too tired to look for it. :O:

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U-321 Eased toward the dock filled with adoring admirers. Balz waved his tea cozy thinking of Panzamouring adventures. "All engines stop and panzamoor the boat," he ordered.

Heading for the baths, he thought of the pantsastic party he would host and the pantsamouring that would follow. He tried to remember how one went about depantzerizing. It has been a long patrol.


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