What Will Be Your New Year's Resolution In 2011?

[Gerald]

Share your thoughts,



Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of SubSim

Vendor :salute:

I think this music may be the leitmotiv of this record, just that I was in the same situation, but very little margin to come home,at last!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvDxSW8mzvU

[FIREWALL]

To break a very bad habit so, I can go to a SubSim meeting in the future. :cry:

[Castout]

One year closer to eternal powweeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :DL

I live for that, no really . . . . because the world is not enough and because I just might have a chance and because I've reassurance and huge investment . . . . .yes I'm in it for the powerrrrrrrrrrrr. . . . .absolute powwerrrrrrr LOL and it's no gamble at all. Certainly not a gamble at all.

On the short term my resolution would be to control my diet and to keep watch my weight. I want to stay as it is.
And I hope I can mooch God to be a little more generous with me again. I want to feel all....again as often as or more often that what has been. I want to see possibilities that I thought was impossible and to laugh at twisted powers. Not that God hasn't been generous but I just feel the need to show off... to open other people's mind and to set them free from bondage of fear of man. There's nothing to be feared in life [but God] only to be jeered.

[FIREWALL]

Nope. :nope: That's not it. :smug:

[kiwi_2005]

I can't think of one :doh:

[FIREWALL]

To break a very bad habit so, I can go to a SubSim meeting in the future. :cry:

Nope. :nope: That's not it. :smug:

Nobody's curious. OK. :-? So You'll see someday regretfully at a SubSim meeting. :haha:

[Gerald]

It would be nice, as I would like to be present at, :DL

[FIREWALL]

It would be nice, as I would like to be present at, :DL

Vendor:haha: I can't help but, like you. :har: Merry Xmas. :woot:

[GoldenRivet]

Nobody's curious. OK. :-? So You'll see someday regretfully at a SubSim meeting. :haha:

Im curious.

but i had to wait until i was done with an SH3 patrol to post.

so what is it? chronic masturbating?

my new years resolution?

1. Lose about 15 lbs (typical new years res)

2. Knock up my wife

3. Save for a down payment on a home and/or land (preferably land)

4. pay off at least 50% of my truck (1 yr old).

[Gerald]

Knock up my wife? A pure curiosity question, why, she snores....:damn:

[GoldenRivet]

Knock up my wife? A pure curiosity question, why, she snores....:damn:

in more scientific terms


knock up = "reproduce" :haha:

[FIREWALL]

Im curious.

but i had to wait until i was done with an SH3 patrol to post.

so what is it? chronic masturbating?

my new years resolution?

1. Lose about 15 lbs (typical new years res)

2. Knock up my wife

3. Save for a down payment on a home and/or land (preferably land)

4. pay off at least 50% of my truck (1 yr old).

Knock up my wife? A pure curiosity question, why, she snores....:damn:

I have a very bad problem.... When I meet new guys I, immediatly kick them in the NUTS.

While takeing control of the conversation it sure, makes for a bad, first impression. :p2:

[Gerald]

I have a very bad problem.... When I meet new guys I, immediatly kick them in the NUTS.

While takeing control of the conversation it sure, makes for a bad, first impression. :p2: Nothing that we have observed here, :haha:

[Gerald]

in more scientific terms


knock up = "reproduce" :haha: Then you have quite a lot, to do, the immediate future, :O:

[FIREWALL]

Nothing that we have observed here, :haha:

:har: Merry Xmas my friend and I hope the New Year brings you all the happiynes. :DL

[FIREWALL]

It might not be a NEW YEARS resolution but listen...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5IVuN1N6-Y

[Gerald]

I wish the same for you, say hello to Santa Claus from me, so maybe he can re-fuel more root beer for you, :DL


http://i.imgur.com/FB9Je.jpg

[Gerald]

It might not be a NEW YEARS resolution but listen...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5IVuN1N6-Y Great, I like the journey,
and the music also, :DL

[FIREWALL]

Great, I like the journey,
and the music also, :DL

All us who are out here tonite or tommorow won't have them to push around. :haha::woot::woot::woot:...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5IVuN1N6-Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5IVuN1N6-Y)

[Arclight]

Think I'll stick with world domination, didn't really pan out again this year.

Also, drink more alcohol.

[FIREWALL]

I wish the same for you, say hello to Santa Claus from me, so maybe he can re-fuel more root beer for you, :DL


http://i.imgur.com/FB9Je.jpg

You ain't going to believe this but my wife uses that for vodka mixer.:haha: Yes MUG DIET :har:

[Gerald]

vodka mixer, wtf? what a wonderful wife you have, :rock:

[Jimbuna]

Think I'll stick with world domination, didn't really pan out again this year.

Also, drink more alcohol.

Sounds good to me :DL

[Gerald]

Sounds good to me :DL It pleases me, :DL

[Armistead]

I never make promises I can't keep.....none for me.

[the_tyrant]

not hard for me
get laid and quit chocolate addiction
:yeah:

[Gerald]

I never make promises I can't keep.....none for me. But just that statement is a promise to himself, :yep:

[Gerald]

not hard for me
get laid and quit chocolate addiction
:yeah: get laid,sounds perfectly natural :up:

[Oberon]

Well, I normally don't have these, but this year is (sadly) an exception.

Quit drinking so much Pepsi/Coke/Dr Pepper, etc (this is going to be hard)
Lose weight (probably even harder)

In preparation for April 2012.

[Gerald]

Well, I normally don't have these, but this year is (sadly) an exception.

Quit drinking so much Pepsi/Coke/Dr Pepper, etc (this is going to be hard)
Lose weight (probably even harder)

In preparation for April 2012. What happens April 2012, :hmm2:

[TLAM Strike]

What happens April 2012, :hmm2:
Mayan Doomsday

[Jimbuna]

What happens April 2012, :hmm2:

http://www.doomsdayguide.org/mayan.htm

[Gerald]

http://www.doomsdayguide.org/mayan.htm Thanks,It was a voluminous reading :o

[Oberon]

Actually, that's 21st December.

14th April is a Doomsday of another type...the marrying kind. :haha:

[Gerald]

Congratulations, :()1:

[TLAM Strike]

Actually, that's 21st December.

14th April is a Doomsday of another type...the marrying kind. :haha:

You have my condolences... errr .... I mean my congratulations! :O:

[Dowly]

Congrats Obie! :up:

[the_tyrant]

Actually, that's 21st December.

14th April is a Doomsday of another type...the marrying kind. :haha:

congrats!:up:

[Takeda Shingen]

Congratulations, Oberon!

My New Year's Resolutions are twofold:

Be tougher on chronic trolls.

Swear less often.

[Oberon]

Thanks guys. :yeah:

[Sailor Steve]

I'm firmly resolved to be true to myself while becoming someone else entirely.

No, no resolutions. I'm tired of never keeping them.

[Platapus]

My New Year's resolution:

Finish up my &^%$#*&*$ **#&@^#^$^#)(#) *#&$^@&^@)) dissertation!

Time to get the *#*$ thing done! :stare:

[Platapus]

Actually, that's 21st December.

14th April is a Doomsday of another type...the marrying kind. :haha:


Just remember: A man is incomplete until he gets married. After that he is finished. :D

[TarJak]

I'm still keeping a resolution I made in 1979. Never make another NY resolution.:O:

[Gerald]

I'm still keeping a resolution I made in 1979. Never make another NY resolution.:O: :haha:

[Gerald]

My New Year's resolution:

Finish up my &^%$#*&*$ **#&@^#^$^#)(#) *#&$^@&^@)) dissertation!

Time to get the *#*$ thing done! :stare: I totally agree, there seems to be very promising, :o

[Rockstar]

promote world peace, end world hunger, stop global warming, stop global cooling, be kind to animals and Skybird, plant trees, ride a horse to work, listen to the voices in my head more often, invent a new dance, and recycle.

[Spike88]

Actually join the Navy/military this time. :haha:


Also, good luck Oberon.

[Sailor Steve]

promote world peace, end world hunger, stop global warming, stop global cooling, be kind to animals and Skybird, plant trees, ride a horse to work, listen to the voices in my head more often, invent a new dance, and recycle.
Running for the beauty pageant again? :O:

[Castout]

Running for the beauty pageant again? :O:

He would have won in the Republic of Congo . . . .had it not been for the civil war. . .but then again the war erupted because of him :haha:

[Gerald]

Congratulations, Oberon!

My New Year's Resolutions are twofold:

Be tougher on chronic trolls.

Swear less often. In other words, we can expect, less swearing and a very different tolerance,which sounds good :DL

[Jimbuna]

Congratulations, Oberon!

My New Year's Resolutions are twofold:

Be tougher on chronic trolls.

Swear less often.

In other words, we can expect, less swearing and a very different tolerance,which sounds good :DL

Well 18 of 51 posts aint that bad an effort :har:

[nikimcbee]

To break a very bad habit so, I can go to a SubSim meeting in the future. :cry:

Oh, I'm keen to guess what that is:hmmm:

[nikimcbee]

Post more.
Increase Buna jokes 27% over last year.:woot:

[antikristuseke]

I'll try to drink more than Dowly

[Dowly]

Hey, that's not fair! I'm starting my electrician school in January which effectively takes time out of my drinking schedule! :stare:

[antikristuseke]

Cry mich ein river:D

[Dowly]

http://grovesmedia.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/crying_baby2.jpg
:lost:

[Gerald]

Well 18 of 51 posts aint that bad an effort :har: No Sir,it is only 17, :DL

[TLAM Strike]

No Sir,it is only 17, :DL

That what the Cops said to Dowly... :o

[Dowly]

That what the Cops said to Dowly... :o

The heck you're talking about? I'm confused. :hmmm:

[Rockstar]

The heck you're talking about? I'm confused. :hmmm:


Well ya see, Dowly, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

So Dowly, it then stands to reason if you are confused by this it may be you haven't been drinking enough.


(hat tip to Cliff Clavin (Cheers))

[TLAM Strike]

The heck you're talking about? I'm confused. :hmmm:

Age of Consent joke.

Hilarity varies based on jurisdiction.

[antikristuseke]

I think the age of concent there is the same as it is here at 16.

[TLAM Strike]

I think the age of concent there is the same as it is here at 16.
As I said:

"Hilarity varies based on jurisdiction."

Its 18 in some areas of the US.

[antikristuseke]

Actually screw my previous resolution, I am going to find a better job, **** this. I have allready been here for 24 hours instead of my scheduled 12 and now the person supposed to take over is going to be two hours late.

[Jimbuna]

Well ya see, Dowly, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

So Dowly, it then stands to reason if you are confused by this it may be you haven't been drinking enough.


(hat tip to Cliff Clavin (Cheers))

Classic :DL:sunny:

[Gerald]

Actually screw my previous resolution, I am going to find a better job, **** this. I have allready been here for 24 hours instead of my scheduled 12 and now the person supposed to take over is going to be two hours late. You have a few days left to change your mind, but o the other side to work late, every day's food, which you surely appreciate, as well as your wallet will be charged, :O:

[Jimbuna]

Actually screw my previous resolution, I am going to find a better job, **** this. I have allready been here for 24 hours instead of my scheduled 12 and now the person supposed to take over is going to be two hours late.

Don't jump ship until you have secured your passage on another vessel :03:

[antikristuseke]

Don't jump ship until you have secured your passage on another vessel :03:

Obviously not, I have no interest in going on the dole. The resolution is to find a new job during the next year, not by new years.

[Gerald]

A good decision, :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Obviously not, I have no interest in going on the dole. The resolution is to find a new job during the next year, not by new years.

I hear Vendor is looking for a PA.....you have to work 24 hour shifts which shouldn't prove problematic for you but are you a speed typist? :O:

[Gerald]

:haha:

[antikristuseke]

I can faceroll on the keyboard with the best of them, but for some reason it all comes out as giberish

[Jimbuna]

I can faceroll on the keyboard with the best of them, but for some reason it all comes out as giberish

ROFLMAO :har:

[Gerald]

I can faceroll on the keyboard with the best of them, but for some reason it all comes out as giberish Then it become a purely clerical work, which "some" can appreciate,in the force...

[antikristuseke]

As long as I wont be expected to use the force because someone has run out of lubricant it is all good.

[STEED]

Same as last year, stuff it. :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Same as last year, stuff it. :haha:

I hope your not referring to the turkey here :DL

[Gerald]

http://i.imgur.com/A04Bs.jpg

[Gerald]

The New Year is approaching and maybe like many other hundred of thousands of people you have certain goals set for the following year. In case you did not know, more than 70 percent of the people who have New Year’s Resolutions wish to lose weight in the year to come, yet the majority of them fail at doing so. It has been discovered that only 12 percent of the people who have New Year’s resolutions are able to accomplish them.

http://www.metrolic.com/the-psychology-of-the-new-years-resolutions-153965/


Note: December 27th 2010

[nikimcbee]

Finish my model projects, vis a vie, my RC pt boat:smug:

[Jimbuna]

Finish my model projects, vis a vie, my RC pt boat:smug:

Keep out of the spam and into the ham!!

[Gerald]

Sir! Are you trying to be funny :hmmm:

[Castout]

My new 2011 resolution:

March into China and conquer it then proceed to Russia within the month just to take over North Korea. It will be all over within days. :haha:

[Gerald]

Not a bad New Year's resolution, :yep:

[Castout]

Not a bad New Year's resolution, :yep:

:haha:

[Gerald]

:haha: How will you add up the tactics which you intend to plan an "invasion" if you keep your New Year resolution, :o

[momo55]

Just the same as the last years , i guess......1024 x 768 resolution :woot:





(Lose some weight would be nice ;))

[Gerald]

Just the same as the last years , i guess......1024 x 768 resolution :woot:





(Lose some weight would be nice ;)) :up:

[STEED]

I decided I will never give up farting where and when I want to. There you go done it, I think I will be able to keep this one. :har:

[Penguin]

Just the same as the last years , i guess......1024 x 768 resolution :woot:
(Lose some weight would be nice ;))

good one! :haha:

[Penguin]

Not so much of a resolution, but some plans:

1. start with a new sports

2. looking for a new job in a 1st world country - though it might mean more work and less pay if I stay in the industry, depending where I find it.

3. buy a house and a piece of land

if 3 works: found my own country and declare independence

else: liberate some guns and booze and start an armed insurrection :arrgh!:

[krashkart]

I have resolved to drink roughly the same amount of coffee as usual, and to catch at least one head cold this winter. :O:

[Gerald]

I have resolved to drink roughly the same amount of coffee as usual, and to catch at least one head cold this winter. :O: You seem a bit "jittery" right now, :D

[krashkart]

You seem a bit "jittery" right now, :D

That's the withdrawals from missing three days of Highway Patrol and Sea Hunt. :o:DL

[Gerald]

That's the withdrawals from missing three days of Highway Patrol and Sea Hunt. :o:DL :haha:

[Jimbuna]

I decided I will never give up farting where and when I want to. There you go done it, I think I will be able to keep this one. :har:


Your oh so incorrigible :DL

http://www.fonefunshop.co.uk/forum/images/smilies/fartinface.gif

[Gerald]

That's the withdrawals from missing three days of Highway Patrol and Sea Hunt. :o:DL :DL

[Jimbuna]

:DL

:hmmm:

[krashkart]

:hmmm:

:hmm2:

[Sammi79]

Same as it was last year. Don't give anything up, be more stoic generally, oh yeah, try to have enough exciting substances for next NYE...

[Gerald]

Same as it was last year. Don't give anything up, be more stoic generally, oh yeah, try to have enough exciting substances for next NYE... But it will hardly be any difficulty,:D

[Castout]

Meine 2011 resolution

1. Help a government and nation in a crisis situation so I hope they get themselves into a crisis situation the worse the better LOL
2. Ask for citizenship, land, tiny bit of saving and a humble nongovernmental job in return.
3. Run for office in the next immediate opportunity
4. When 3 succeeds invade Singapore.
5. If No. 4 fails starts World War 3.



No...I'm serious :-P

[Gerald]

Meine 2011 resolution

1. Help a government and nation in a crisis situation so I hope they get themselves into a crisis situation the worse the better LOL
2. Ask for citizenship, land, tiny bit of saving and a humble nongovernmental job in return.
3. Run for office in the next immediate opportunity
4. When 3 succeeds invade Singapore.
5. If No. 4 fails starts World War 3. 6.find more women, :DL

[Castout]

6.find more women, :DL


:haha:

[Gerald]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf9cT2Y7RCw

[Gerald]

As I said:

"Hilarity varies based on jurisdiction."

Its 18 in some areas of the US. and here is 18,:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Eat more curry :sunny:

[Gerald]

Eat more curry :sunny: Yes,Sir!

[STEED]

I'm going eat & drink what I want without some preachy nappy wearing bed wetter government telling me what I can and can not do, up yours.

[jumpy]

For many many years now I have had long hair; it's quite thick, brown hair with a slight wave - the shortest it has been since I was 17 was shoulder length, ignoring the #2 undercut I had for a while at school.
For all of my 20's it was half way down my back, and at its longest I could just about sit on it.
The last 5 years it has been the shortest, at shoulder length/pony tail thing, with the 2010 addition of a scruffy, patchy jeebus beard, and moustache; the last year of single life has not been conducive to regular shaving, so I didn't really bother, other than the occasional run with the clippers to tidy things up a little.

Well.. I've been banging on to friends and family for ages about getting it cut into a low maintenance thing. So, this morning I got up, had a cuppa and prepared myself...

One hour later, having just about killed my cheappo clippers to death, I find my powers strangely undiminished, as I sit here with a #4 all-over haircut. :eek:
That's about 12mm.

New Year's Resolutions; erm, well...

- put the detritus of last year behind me (work in progress)

- have a proper shave (not quite yet, I'll dust off the double edged safety razor, badger hair brush, and think about it)

- Haircut (check)

So, 2011 hasn't really started yet and already I'm ahead of the game :p2:

I gotta say though, it feels really ******* weird having no hair hehe.

I don't quite resemble 'action man', from the late 70's early 80's, yet - I can sort of do the 'eagle eyes' thing, but I'm all out of blue y-fronts. :haha:


Sometimes a change is good for its own sake, so what better time of year to embrace it?
Not sure if I'll keep it short now or not. Having pressed the 'reset button' on my hair, I'll just have to see how I "grow into it" *groan* for the rest of january.

All the best to all of you here at subsim for the rest of this year; and whether you had a good year, or a bad one, here's to a better year than the last :up:

now, I'm off to find something to keep my head warm lol

[Gerald]

For many many years now I have had long hair; it's quite thick, brown hair with a slight wave - the shortest it has been since I was 17 was shoulder length, ignoring the #2 undercut I had for a while at school.
For all of my 20's it was half way down my back, and at its longest I could just about sit on it.
The last 5 years it has been the shortest, at shoulder length/pony tail thing, with the 2010 addition of a scruffy, patchy jeebus beard, and moustache; the last year of single life has not been conducive to regular shaving, so I didn't really bother, other than the occasional run with the clippers to tidy things up a little.

Well.. I've been banging on to friends and family for ages about getting it cut into a low maintenance thing. So, this morning I got up, had a cuppa and prepared myself...

One hour later, having just about killed my cheappo clippers to death, I find my powers strangely undiminished, as I sit here with a #4 all-over haircut. :eek:
That's about 12mm.

New Year's Resolutions; erm, well...

- put the detritus of last year behind me (work in progress)

- have a proper shave (not quite yet, I'll dust off the double edged safety razor, badger hair brush, and think about it)

- Haircut (check)

So, 2011 hasn't really started yet and already I'm ahead of the game :p2:

I gotta say though, it feels really ******* weird having no hair hehe.

I don't quite resemble 'action man', from the late 70's early 80's, yet - I can sort of do the 'eagle eyes' thing, but I'm all out of blue y-fronts. :haha:


Sometimes a change is good for its own sake, so what better time of year to embrace it?
Not sure if I'll keep it short now or not. Having pressed the 'reset button' on my hair, I'll just have to see how I "grow into it" *groan* for the rest of january.

All the best to all of you here at subsim for the rest of this year; and whether you had a good year, or a bad one, here's to a better year than the last :up:

now, I'm off to find something to keep my head warm lol Shave your head completely clean, and then buy a sheepskin hat that you are using, if necessary ..:DL

[antikristuseke]

Eat more curry :sunny:

Replace the r's with n's and you got it :88):D

[Jimbuna]

I'm going eat & drink what I want without some preachy nappy wearing bed wetter government telling me what I can and can not do, up yours.

Go for it Wolfie!! :DL

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2042/citizensmith1.jpg (http://img143.imageshack.us/i/citizensmith1.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

Replace the r's with n's and you got it :88):D

Not sure I'd like hairs in my curry :DL

[Sailor Steve]

I'm going eat & drink what I want without some preachy nappy wearing bed wetter government telling me what I can and can not do, up yours.
You realize of course the the "real" Steed was a government toadie? :O:

[Gerald]

http://i.imgur.com/aCmr4.jpg

[STEED]

Go for it Wolfie!! :DL

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2042/citizensmith1.jpg (http://img143.imageshack.us/i/citizensmith1.jpg/)

Have a drink on me jim.:har: :har: :har: :up:

[antikristuseke]

Forma a line, STEED is offering bodyshots!

[STEED]

You realize of course the the "real" Steed was a government toadie? :O:

That was back in the days of real government when they worked for the people, unlike now.

Hey ho. :)

[antikristuseke]

That was back in the days of real government when they worked for the people, unlike now.

Hey ho. :)

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

[STEED]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

I must admit it feels like it at times. :haha: :up:

[Gerald]

Yes, indeed......

[Jimbuna]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

http://www.starwarped.net/files/pics/page-2/original_files/funny-Star-Wars-Deliverance-parody.jpg

[Castout]

It's January 3rd 2011 I fail;ed my 2011 resolution yesterday because I gained 2 pounds during the holiday season :damn:..now shaving it off again

[Gerald]

It's January 3rd 2011 I fail;ed my 2011 resolution yesterday because I gained 2 pounds during the holiday season :damn:..now shaving it off again No good news, but on the other hand, you're here and enjoying SubSim's hospitality, :DL

[antikristuseke]

You grew a beard weighing 2 pounds during the holiday season?:88)

[Castout]

You grew a beard weighing 2 pounds during the holiday season?:88)

.....to many cookies and cakes and eating out for the past 2 weeks :D

Back to no breakfast or even 1 meal a day routine.:DL

[Jimbuna]

Keep off the wild boar, I hear it's quite fattening :DL

[Gerald]

Keep off the wild boar, I hear it's quite fattening :DL :haha:

[Castout]

Keep off the wild boar, I hear it's quite fattening :DL

Wild boar is the best to anything roasted.

:yeah:

and everybody seems to be saying the same!

Especially the baby wild boar!

or roasted baby boar ribs . . . . .

[Ducimus]

What Will Be Your New Year's Resolution In 2011?

Nothing. I don't make new years resolution. New years itself, was never any sort of a big deal with me. It's just a digit incrementation by one. A date, like any other. The only thing that changes, is how old you become.

Other than that, new years means four things to me:

1.) stay home new years eve, there will be a disporportionaly large number of drunk idiots behind the wheel of a car or truck.

2.) Buy a new desk calendar.

3.) New round of taxes in april.

4.) renew car regestration and hope i don't have to visit the smog gestapo.

[Sailor Steve]

That was back in the days of real government when they worked for the people, unlike now.

Hey ho. :)
Lennon and McCartney didn't feel that way, even then. Nor did Burton, Taylor, Caine and quite a few others. :O:

[Gerald]

Nothing. I don't make new years resolution. New years itself, was never any sort of a big deal with me. It's just a digit incrementation by one. A date, like any other. The only thing that changes, is how old you become.

Other than that, new years means four things to me:

1.) stay home new years eve, there will be a disporportionaly large number of drunk idiots behind the wheel of a car or truck.

2.) Buy a new desk calendar.

3.) New round of taxes in april.

4.) renew car regestration and hope i don't have to visit the smog gestapo. In other words one can say that New Year's Eve was quiet, which is not entirely wrong, :yep:

[Dowly]

As I didn't make one before the New Year, I reserve right to make one now.

I shall think twice who I bring home from the pub. :shifty:


Which leads me to a question: How I'm going to ditch the give or take 140kg whale I brought home on Saturday and who's spent the last 2 days here and now thinks we are together? :damn:

Problem #1: She lives upstairs
Problem #2: I've kept my mouth shut the last 2 days, because frankly, I've been too hungover for the drama.

HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

Next time your out purchase a harpoon and when she is on the toilet, mount it on the living room wall....when she comes back into the room well erm the rest is obvious.

The only problem you'll then have is trying to explain to the police how she came about having a heart attack in your apartment :DL

[Dowly]

Hahaha, yeh that would prolly work... to some extend. :O:

Gah, guess I have to call her when she gets off from work later. Good thing is, that I'm starting electrician school on Monday and it's an evening school so I can kinda use that as an excuse to "think things over". Not that it would be really an excuse as I really don't have time for much else then and we'd only see on weekends and all that bollocks.

It amazes how stupid I can be at times. Jebus. :nope:

[Gerald]

Hahaha, yeh that would prolly work... to some extend. :O:

Gah, guess I have to call her when she gets off from work later. Good thing is, that I'm starting electrician school on Monday and it's an evening school so I can kinda use that as an excuse to "think things over". Not that it would be really an excuse as I really don't have time for much else then and we'd only see on weekends and all that bollocks.

It amazes how stupid I can be at times. Jebus. :nope: But she may have copied your key to the apartment already, and waiting for you when you get home,these things may require circus tricks on your part to get a solution, :D

[Dowly]

Ah well, she took it rather well. Luckily. :DL

[Gerald]

Ah well, she took it rather well. Luckily. :DL Good, then it's just to rock out at the pub tomorrow, :DL

[Jimbuna]

Ah well, she took it rather well. Luckily. :DL

You mean she's pregnant?.....or is that announcement expected next month? :DL

[sharkbit]

More naps. :yawn:

:)

[Gerald]

More naps. :yawn:

:) More naps,here we are serious, and do not sleep ..:stare::DL

[August]

Stop waiting for an arbitrary date in the future before I start doing the things I should be doing and stop doing the things I shouldn't.























:har: Yeah right! :haha:

[Castout]

Stop waiting for an arbitrary date in the future before I start doing the things I should be doing and stop doing the things I shouldn't.


Umm I think the word is pro pro procreate?! or was it procrastinating?:DL

Both feel good but one of those only last minutes which one I do not know can't seem to remember :haha:

My calendars are all still on 2010 . . . . . .so I have excuse to actually being late and forget appointments. My calendar is lagging.....time moves too fast and to think that I'm not even living on the fast lane weird huh .

[Gerald]

Umm I think the word is pro pro procreate?! or was it procrastination?:DL

Both feel good but one of those only last minutes which one I do not know can't seem to remember :haha:

My calendars are all still on 2010 . . . . . .so I have excuse at actually being late and forget appointments. My calendar is lagging.....time moves too fast and to think that I'm not even living on the fast lane weird huh . For information, as is current year 2011, not 2010, so your calendar needs to be upgraded or is it the case that there is insufficient time for this type of action...:O: