Why Jesus was an Aussie (JK)

[TarJak]

Proof that Jesus was Australian:


He wore thongs.
He was a chippy, who like all good union members didn't work on Sundays.
His favourite past times were fishing, camping, going 4-wheel donkeying, and most of his mates were fishermen.
He seemed to know a lot of prostitutes.
His mates all had nicknames: The Rock, The Doubter, Simon Peter, The Baptist, so on and so forth.
The only time he went to church as a young bloke he got into a fight.
He was a champion surfer, it was like he could walk on water.
He did a mean barbeque, 5000 people rock up, no wuckers throw a few fresh caught fish on the barbie, some buns and a bit of mum's potato salad (it's in the Gospel of Thomas, trust me) and bob's your uncle.
No one is exactly sure where he was earning his quid from but he had a mate in the tax office so it was all sweet.
And to top it all off, he turned water into alcohol and if that isn't an Australian miracle I don't know what is!

[Madox58]

You know why he wasn't born down-under?
God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin there.
:haha:
J/K Mates!!

[Sailor Steve]

An old favorite, Jeff. I'm sorry you beat me to it. :up:

[TarJak]

:haha:You know why he wasn't born down-under?
God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin there.
:haha:
J/K Mates!!
Wow you're right! Google can't find them either: http://www.google.com.au/images?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&biw=1311&bih=881&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=%22aussie+3+wise+men%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2::yeah:

I first heard it as a Polish joke back in the '70s. I've told it as a Utah joke ever since.

[Madox58]

And all the Aussie virgin things you search for come up with
Females looking for Virgin Aussie Males.
Like there is one over several months old.
:haha:

I also noticed no links to a Male Aussie looking for a virgin!
(Probably because they know looking for a winning Lottery Ticket gets faster returns?)
:har:

J/K

[Platapus]

It can't hard to find a virgin in Australia. There has to be some women who can run faster than their brothers.

:D

[nikimcbee]

It can't hard to find a virgin in Australia. There has to be some women who can run faster than their brothers.

:D

[insert sheep joke here]

[bookworm_020]

[insert sheep joke here]

Your mixing us up with the New Zealanders!:O:

[Madox58]

:haha:
Wow you're right! Google can't find them either
I even tried aussie wise men and got nothing.
:hmmm:

You sure you live there?
Or should I try aussie wise arse?
:har:

[TarJak]

Oh I live here alright. Nobody says I'm wise though.:O:

[Sailor Steve]

Your mixing us up with the New Zealanders!:O:
Hey, people lump all us Yanks together. Why not you downunders? :O:

[TarJak]

Hey, people lump all us Yanks together. Why not you downunders? :O:
And the reason we do that is all yanks are from the same country, whereas kiwis and Australian's are not.:O:

Now if you'd said we lumped the Canucks in there your point would have been well made.:know:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Now if you'd said we lumped the Canucks in there your point would have been well made.:know:

Are you saying that Canadians aren't American? :D

*ducks*

[TarJak]

Are you saying that Canadians aren't American? :D

*ducks*
Of course they are American in the sense they are from The America's, but they are not Yanks.:O:

[Sailor Steve]

And the reason we do that is all yanks are from the same country, whereas kiwis and Australian's are not.:O:
Hey, you all look and sound the same to me.

*ducks into same space as Herr-Berbunch* "Hey! Move over!"

[Jimbuna]

Similarly the Irish, Welsh and Scots often claim to be British :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

And Jim sounds like a Monkey-Hanger...


I'm just sayin'!





*Ducks again!* "Hello Steve..."

[Jimbuna]

Nope, monkey hangers come from Hartlepool, us Shields folk are often refered to as sand dancers :DL

What part of Outer Mongolia are you from anyway? :hmmm:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Nope, monkey hangers come from Hartlepool, us Shields folk are often refered to as sand dancers :DL

What part of Outer Mongolia are you from anyway? :hmmm:[/QUOTE]

Referred to as what - sund derlanders? :rotfl2:





Nowt so easy as to wind up local rivalries :)

What part of Outer Mongolia are you from anyway? :hmmm:Home of the Mighty Mariners - well, nearby :arrgh!:

[Sailor Steve]

What part of Outer Mongolia are you from anyway? :hmmm:
Actually I have it on good authority that he's from Lower Slobovia.

[Jimbuna]

Actually I have it on good authority that he's from Lower Slobovia.

Nope...those Lower Slobovians are fraudsters...they definitely come from Outer Mongolia :sunny:

[TarJak]

Nope...those Lower Slobovians are fraudsters...they definitely come from Outer Mongolia :sunny:
Actually lower Sobovia and Outer Mogolia have merged to become the Republic of Jimbunia

[Sailor Steve]

Actually lower Sobovia and Outer Mogolia have merged to become the Republic of Jimbunia
As I understand it the official title will be The Peoples Free Democratic Republic of Jimbunia.

You know, the more names proclaiming freedom in the official title, the more it must be true, and usually isn't. :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

The Peoples Free Democratic Republic of Jimbunia government has been taken over by a non-lethal coup by The Jimbunia's Peoples' Free Democratic Republican Front Army. They are happy to hold a ballot early next week - your papers are below:



Tick ONE Only -

Jimbuna Newcastle Why-Eye Geordie Pet Magpie Shearergazzabeardsleykeegan Fogonthetyne Bykergrove Brown-Ale Geedoubleyouex the Third ...............[ ]


Thank you for your vote. Should any attempt to influence this ballot other than a cross above, written in your own blood (drawn by one of our adjudicators) become apparent then you are punishable by the full weight of the law - which we shall draw up next week.

Just saying :D

[Jimbuna]

The Peoples Free Democratic Republic of Jimbunia government has been taken over by a non-lethal coup by The Jimbunia's Peoples' Free Democratic Republican Front Army. They are happy to hold a ballot early next week - your papers are below:

Tick ONE Only -

Jimbuna Newcastle Why-Eye Geordie Pet Magpie Shearergazzabeardsleykeegan Fogonthetyne Bykergrove Brown-Ale Geedoubleyouex the Third ...............[ ]


Thank you for your vote. Should any attempt to influence this ballot other than a cross above, written in your own blood (drawn by one of our adjudicators) become apparent then you are punishable by the full weight of the law - which we shall draw up next week.





Sounds fair enough to me http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/werewolfking.gif