pertaining to the matter of trolls.....

[Platapus]

<in my best John F. Kennedy imitation>

These are extraordinary times. And we face an extraordinary challenge. Our strength as well as our convictions have imposed upon this forum the role of leader in freedom's cause. No role in history could be more difficult or more important. We stand for freedom from trolls. That is our conviction for ourselves-that is our only commitment to others. No friend, no neutral and no adversary should think otherwise. We are not against any man or woman unless it is a troll. I am here to promote the freedom doctrine. …

I believe that this web community should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this year is out, of not responding to trolls and troll like posts.

No single forum policy in this period will be more impressive to our members, or more important to the long-term operations of this website; and none will be so difficult to accomplish.

Now this is a choice which this community must make, and I am confident that under the leadership of Neal, and the moderators, that you will consider the matter carefully.


It is a most important decision that we make as a forum. But all of you have lived through the last few threads and have seen the significance of trolling and the disruption it causes, and no one can predict with certainty what the ultimate meaning will be.

We choose to ignore trolls and do the other things, not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

:D

[Dowly]

But feeding the trolls is more entertaining. With all the BS politics threads, I take an angry ITG anytime to follow.

[antikristuseke]

Without trolls my days at work would be even more dull.

[Solace]

Remember kids...
http://pics.schwippy.com/forums/images/Smokey.jpg

[frau kaleun]

View Public Profile > User Lists > Add to Ignore List


Life's just too short, people. :yep:

[Rockstar]

Not all trolls evil.

http://www.treehugger.com/trolls-happy.jpg

[antikristuseke]

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee320/antikristuseke/OgAAAJwk_iIJYXyS3-xYPNwZUVu067XlUIK.jpg

[Oberon]

Isn't it about time for another great Troll cull?

http://www.ww2incolor.com/gallery/albums/black_and_white/german_panther_tank.jpg

[Solace]

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee320/antikristuseke/OgAAAJwk_iIJYXyS3-xYPNwZUVu067XlUIK.jpg
I don't know what's worse, his hair and being overly skinny or her obesity.

[frau kaleun]

Isn't it about time for another great Troll cull?



http://stacheketball.neswblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/release-the-kraken-template-500js031710.jpg

[Dowly]

I don't know what's worse, his hair and being overly skinny or her obesity.

:88)

[antikristuseke]

I don't know what's worse, his hair and being overly skinny or her obesity.

I was a bit on the light side before the army indeed.

[Oberon]

Come, Frau Kaleun, we shall hunt these trolls for sport!

http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/9163/article110194402e574360.jpg

[Takeda Shingen]

I was a bit on the light side before the army indeed.

You replied in a much kinder manner than I would have if it were me. :up:

[Buddahaid]

I like trolls with garlic and lemon juice over the grill.

[frau kaleun]

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee320/antikristuseke/OgAAAJwk_iIJYXyS3-xYPNwZUVu067XlUIK.jpg

Needz moar clothespins.

[Takeda Shingen]

Come, Frau Kaleun, we shall hunt these trolls for sport!

http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/9163/article110194402e574360.jpg

How'd you resize that fast?

Anyway, Baity McTroll will be in the brig until January, so we should have some quiet time on the boards.

[Madox58]

I like to use Trolls when fishing for Great Whites.

[Solace]

I was a bit on the light side before the army indeed.
I'm sorry. I didn't know that was you and your girlfriend. How embarrassing (for you).

[frau kaleun]

I like trolls with garlic and lemon juice over the grill.

A troll once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[Platapus]

Anyway, Baity McTroll will be in the brig until January, so we should have some quiet time on the boards.

I think you need to refer to this person with a little more respect considering that he is a master at what he does.

The correct term of address should be Master Baity McTroll. :yep:

Edit:

Thank you! you have been a great thread. I will be here all week.

Be sure to tip the veal and try the waitress!

[Solace]

I think you need to refer to this person with a little more respect considering that he is a master at what he does.

The correct term of address should be Master Baity McTroll. :yep:
I see what you did there.

[onelifecrisis]

oh god :nope:

Solace, this thread was not about you... at least it wasn't until you opened your mouth.

[Takeda Shingen]

I think you need to refer to this person with a little more respect considering that he is a master at what he does.

The correct term of address should be Master Baity McTroll. :yep:

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

:D

[Wolfehunter]

http://www.misterx.ca/backgroundz/do_not_feed_trolls.jpg

There is a special place for them you know.. :03:

[frau kaleun]

Come, Frau Kaleun, we shall hunt these trolls for sport!


I knew that riding crop would be good for something else eventually! :smug:

[Takeda Shingen]

I'm sorry. I didn't know that was you and your girlfriend. How embarrassing (for you).

That's pretty unnecessary.

[Oberon]

How'd you resize that fast?

Anyway, Baity McTroll will be in the brig until January, so we should have some quiet time on the boards.

My best friend is Imageshack... :shucks:

At least we'll have a partially peaceful Christmas then, providing further troll-spawn do not descend upon us.

Yeah, I know, might as well wish for peace on Earth while I'm at it... ;)

[antikristuseke]

I'm sorry. I didn't know that was you and your girlfriend. How embarrassing (for you).

If I were embarased of my body I would probably wear shirts more often in the summer time. For me being skinny is a natural state of affairs not one of malnutrition or lack of exersize. You would have better luck at insulting me if you picked another target than my body since I am quite plased with what I have. I am a trained recon infantryman and as such my body is capable of far more than you can probably imagine.

And as per the fraus request
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee320/antikristuseke/nipples.jpg

[Dowly]

How embarrassing (for you).

Now now, be a good little emo and go cut your wrists (with an chainsaw).

[frau kaleun]

I am a trained recon infantryman and as such my body is capable of far more than you can probably imagine.

To be fair I think you should post some pics of yourself in uniform as proof of this claim.

Or in half your uniform. Whatever.

[Wolfehunter]

And as per the fraus request
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee320/antikristuseke/nipples.jpgGood thing your using plastic ones.. wooden ones might give ya a splinter hehe.. :O:

[onelifecrisis]

Dowly, my sides hurt

[Madox58]

Now now, be a good little emo and go cut your wrists (with an chainsaw).
:har:

I have a Dull one if you need it.
:yeah:

[Oberon]

Recce? Good build for one I'd say, plenty of places you can squeeze into for a good look at the area. My build is a bit more like the Heavy Weapons Guy from TF2, so I'm much better somewhere nowhere near the military. :03: Have the biggest respect for those in it though, and have thought about it but I don't think I'm the right person for the job.

[antikristuseke]

To be fair I think you should post some pics of yourself in uniform as proof of this claim.

Or in half your uniform. Whatever.

I'll have to ask some of the guys in my unit for those, but since it is the middle of the night here it might take some time. Didn't keep any pictures myself because I was pretty down when I was discharged.

[frau kaleun]

I'll have to ask some of the guys in my unit for those, but since it is the middle of the night here it might take some time. Didn't keep any pictures myself because I was pretty down when I was discharged.

That's okay, don't worry about it. There's no rush. I'm old, and with age comes patience. Anyway I was just teasing. :DL




Er... not that I won't look if you eventually find some pics and post them. :shifty:




Did I say patience? I meant desperation. :O:

[antikristuseke]

I'll do the best I can, but it has been two years since I have been out of the service and have only kept in contact with a few of them.

[frau kaleun]

I'll do the best I can, but it has been two years since I have been out of the service and have only kept in contact with a few of them.

Seriously, don't put yourself out. I was just being... uh... me. :O: :D

[Madox58]

Here's me in my Killing Gear.
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/A-funky.jpg

:har:

[onelifecrisis]

Here's me in my Killing Gear.
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/A-funky.jpg

:har:

Whaaa! *shuts eyes*

Make it go away!

Scarred. For. Life.

[frau kaleun]

Here's me in my Killing Gear.
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/A-funky.jpg



Wow. I knew KISS had an Army, but I never realized the Village People's fan base had gotten that organized. :O:

[Dowly]

Jesus christ! :har:

[frau kaleun]

Jesus christ! :har:

Couldn't be him, chain mail hadn't been invented yet.

[Platapus]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/A-funky.jpg

Do I see a little rust?


No, probably not.

[frau kaleun]

Do I see a little rust?


Could be worse. You could see a little privateer.

[Solace]

Here's me in my Killing Gear.
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/A-funky.jpg

:har:
There's something wrong with this picture, I just can't put my finger on it.

[nikimcbee]

Here's me in my Killing Gear.
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/A-funky.jpg

:har:
Remember, if Jim or Reece come a courtin' just say no.:har:

[Madox58]

OK, I'm tricky when I'm out to get you.
Here's some REAL camo work!
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/0806072203.jpg

[Platapus]

Jesus christ! :har:

Couldn't be him, chain mail hadn't been invented yet.


<clearing throat> Uh... Mail as an armour was invented in circa 300BCE in what is now known as Slovakia and Romania. :yep:

[nikimcbee]

OK, I'm tricky when I'm out to get you.
Here's some REAL camo work!
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/0806072203.jpg

Is that motodude?

[frau kaleun]

<clearing throat> Uh... Mail as an armour was invented in circa 300BCE in what is now known as Slovakia and Romania. :yep:

Oh please, let's not muddy the waters with mere facts. :O:

[Platapus]

Oh please, let's not muddy the waters with mere facts. :O:

Oh crap, this thread was in the General Topic forum wasn't it?

My bad.

<writes 100 times on the blackboard>

I will not introduce facts in the General Topics forum discussions
I will not introduce facts in the General Topics forum discussions
I will not introduce facts in the General Topics forum discussions
...
:oops:

[HunterICX]

Here's me in my Killing Gear.


:har:

Hey.....need a hoff to watch your back? :D
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3570/sowrongr.jpg

:haha: this is wrong so wrong....

HunterICX

[August]

Some people say that i'm a troll.

























But they're wrong























And stupid! :D

[antikristuseke]

http://itnurk.com/files/upload/urod/2010/11/1290096643-930_02.png

[nikimcbee]

Some people say that i'm a troll.




But they're wrong




And stupid! :D

I've been called an evil lil hobbit! and I'm not even a kiwi:o.

[August]

I've been called an evil lil hobbit! and I'm not even a kiwi:o.

The people who say that are stupid too. I don't think you're evil at all!

[Solace]

Hey.....need a hoff to watch your back? :D
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3570/sowrongr.jpg

:haha: this is wrong so wrong....

HunterICX
Some people are born awesome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnWTwmoUi4c)

[Ducimus]

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee320/antikristuseke/OgAAAJwk_iIJYXyS3-xYPNwZUVu067XlUIK.jpg

OMFG...

Ok, you.. on the left. Just go cry in a corner somewhere you emo.

You.. dude in the middle. You look like ****. Yes, really. I think i laid a long one that looks just like you the other morning. Get a haircut, and get a job.

You, on the right. Yeah you Miss Piggy! Put your damn shirt back on, and stop eating! Right now!

[antikristuseke]

I have a job, I am at work right now.

[Solace]

OMFG...

Ok, you.. on the left. Just go cry in a corner somewhere you emo.

You.. dude in the middle. You look like ****. Yes, really. I think i laid a long one that looks just like you the other morning. Get a haircut, and get a job.

You, on the right. Yeah you Miss Piggy! Put your damn shirt back on, and stop eating! Right now!
That would be goth, not emo.

[Solace]

I have a job, I am at work right now.
I'm sure your boss would love to know that you're on here.

[antikristuseke]

He does.

[Ducimus]

I have a job, I am at work right now.

You mean that's you in that picture?

[frau kaleun]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/homer_facepalm.jpg

[antikristuseke]

You mean that's you in that picture?

Yeah, that picture is about 4 or 5 years old though, taken at a metal festival.

[Ducimus]

Whoops! Sorry. I've seen (and posted) way too many random pictures off the internet.

[antikristuseke]

No worries, it gave me a laugh, but I do recomend reading a thread before posting in it :D

[Sailor Steve]

Remember kids...
http://pics.schwippy.com/forums/images/Smokey.jpg
You should take your own advice.

[Sailor Steve]

Did I say patience? I meant desperation. :O:
You're too young to know how true that is. :O:

[Buddahaid]

There's something wrong with this picture, I just can't put my finger on it.

You don't want to put your finger on it!

[McBeck]

You don't want to put your finger on it!Dont reply! Dont reply! Dont reply! Dont reply! Dont reply! Dont reply! Dont reply! Dont reply! Dont reply! Dont reply! Dont reply! Dont reply! Dont reply! ............ argh......dammit.....

[Penguin]

Winston joins the fight:
*deeply inhales cigar smoke*

"Even though large tracts of subsim and many old and famous forums have fallen or may fall into the grip of the trolls and all the odious apparatus of Troll rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Texas, we shall fight on every thread and subforum, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the web, we shall defend our forum, whatever the cost may be.

We shall fight in the General Topics, we shall fight on the Silent Hunter boards, we shall fight in the flightsim and in the tanksim, we shall fight in the Sub & Naval Discussions; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this board or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the subsim fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in Neal's good time, the new world, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7447/winstonchurchill.jpg

[DarkFish]

Yeah, that picture is about 4 or 5 years old though, taken at a metal festival.Ah yes, a familiar sight, those good ole festivals:) Good music, beer, heat, cold, sand, dust, uncomfortable tents, lack of sleep, sweat, dirt.... gotta love them:DL


One thing though... if I compare this pic of yours with a more recent one, I can't help but wonder... why is your hair so short:wah:

[frau kaleun]

We shall fight in the General Topics, we shall fight on the Silent Hunter boards, we shall fight in the flightsim and in the tanksim, we shall fight in the Sub & Naval Discussions; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this board or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the subsim fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in Neal's good time, the new world, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell...

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/marxbros.jpg

...we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are. :O:

[mookiemookie]

I somehow missed this thread. I read all of Platapus' OP in my mind in Kennedy's voice. It was brilliant.

[AVGWarhawk]

Please give me back the 4 minutes of my life I used in the reading of this thread. :doh:

[frau kaleun]

Please give me back the 4 minutes of my life I used in the reading of this thread. :doh:

Okay, but we've been storing it in privateer's codpiece and I'm not going in there after it.

[Sailor Steve]

Please give me back the 4 minutes of my life I used in the reading of this thread. :doh:
Gladly, but first I'll need you to sign this waiver:

I _______________________ (Your Name Here) do swear and affirm that I have read all of the following terms and conditions following herewith.

I _______________________ hereby relinquish all rights to claim reparations for any potential damage done during removal of any minutes from my life, especially considering that the procedure will be carried out with the use a hand-drill and dynamite.

Furthermore, I hereby relinquish any claim to further minutes of my life, since the operator carrying out the procedure may have need of them himself. I also accept responsibility for any and all previous claims against said operator, since the procedure hasn't always gone exactly as planned and the operator needs to find a fall guy somewhere (did I say that out loud?).

Also I agree to give the operator any cool memories he asks for, plus any future good times I may have planned. Operator retains the right to reject any memories he finds repugnant, offensive or just plain useless. I further agree to grant operator access to all bank accounts, passwords, codewords, crosswords, swear words, empty words and last words. I pretty much agree to give the operator anything he asks for, without hesitation or fail, and admit that I'm screwed, but hey, what are friends for?

[AVGWarhawk]

Okay, but we've been storing it in privateer's codpiece and I'm not going in there after it.

His codpiece? I have seem more meat on the end of a fish hook. :haha::O:

[August]

His codpiece? I have seem more meat on the end of a fish hook. :haha::O:

You display a disturbing degree of familiarity with the contents of Privateers codpiece. I'm just sayin... :DL :O:

[Gargamel]

You display a disturbing degree of familiarity with the contents of Privateers codpiece. I'm just sayin... :DL :O:

Winner!

[frau kaleun]

You display a disturbing degree of familiarity with the contents of Privateers codpiece.

Winner!

Good grief, if that's what the winner gets I'd sure hate to be second runner-up. :O:

[Takeda Shingen]

Good grief, if that's what the winner gets I'd sure hate to be second runner-up. :O:

Second runner up gets a date with Destiny. Literally.

[frau kaleun]

Second runner up gets a date with Destiny. Literally.

They'll have to take some Solace in that, I guess.

[Growler]

*sigh*

She'll be here all week, folks. Tip your waitresses.

[HunterICX]

They'll have to take some Solace in that, I guess.

Pssst..Frau you might want to tie your solace

HunterICX

[Herr-Berbunch]

Pssst..Frau you might want to tie your solace

HunterICX

That joke was solacey :nope:

[HunterICX]

That joke was solacey :nope:

I guess it is my destiny to be solacy

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

Looks like I missed the party

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/6942/popcorncowtx0.gif

[Takeda Shingen]

They'll have to take some Solace in that, I guess.

At least you view it with Honesty.

[frau kaleun]

At least you view it with Honesty.

True, and that's a rare talent. I understand that for every 100 people who go to try it, 95 of them are unable to do so.

[AVGWarhawk]

There is no Hope.

[Sailor Steve]

There is no Hope.
Have Faith, my son.

[antikristuseke]

Have Faith, my son.

now think of that sentence where Faith is a woman of the oposite sex being handed out by a cult leader.

[Sailor Steve]

now think of that sentence where Faith is a woman of the oposite sex being handed out by a cult leader.
I thought that was the general idea, but...

woman of the oposite sex
Non-sequitur or double-entendre?

[Growler]

Sheila's a Bruce?

[Jimbuna]

Sheila's a Bruce?

It wouldn't be the first time on this forum :DL

[antikristuseke]

Non-sequitur or double-entendre?

Refrence to 'Allo 'Allo!, one of the greatest sitcoms ever.

[Reece]

Glad to see the latest troll banned!!:yeah:

[McBeck]

It was a fun trip...who is next??

[Sailor Steve]

It was a fun trip...who is next??
I'll volunteer.

Yer all a bunch of egg-stealing, slime-swilling, beer-sucking, penny-pinching, bull-necked, wombat-swinging, bat-eyed, pencil-necked, bent-backed, funny-looking, splay-footed, pigeon-toed, ferret-loving, bandy-legged, cross-eyed, jelly-bellied, left-handed, bone-crunching, nose-picking, rabble-rousing, anarchistic control freaks!

So there! :wah:

[Growler]

I'll volunteer.

Yer all a bunch of egg-stealing, slime-swilling, beer-sucking, penny-pinching, bull-necked, wombat-swinging, bat-eyed, pencil-necked, bent-backed, funny-looking, splay-footed, pigeon-toed, ferret-loving, bandy-legged, cross-eyed, jelly-bellied, left-handed, bone-crunching, nose-picking, rabble-rousing, anarchistic control freaks!

So there! :wah:

So what of it?

[antikristuseke]

Thems fightin werds.:stare:

[Jimbuna]

Thems fightin werds.:stare:

Sure are http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2231/killswordduelingji41.gif

[frau kaleun]

Looks like it's time for a little...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/9e0ad9ec-25ae-45ed-b842-0050c6faffb5.jpg

[Platapus]

I'll volunteer.

Yer all a bunch of egg-stealing, slime-swilling, beer-sucking, penny-pinching, bull-necked, wombat-swinging, bat-eyed, pencil-necked, bent-backed, funny-looking, splay-footed, pigeon-toed, ferret-loving, bandy-legged, cross-eyed, jelly-bellied, left-handed, bone-crunching, nose-picking, rabble-rousing, anarchistic control freaks!

So there! :wah:


I protest. I am offended!

I'm not left handed!.

:D

[nikimcbee]

ferret-loving

I don't want to know! That's just discusting, even for a Geordie!

[antikristuseke]

I didn't know Dowly and Steve rolled that way
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/insane_sports2/ferret.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

I protest. I am offended!

I'm not left handed!.

:D
Neither am I! :03:

I didn't know Dowly and Steve rolled that way
I wish I was still that skinny... :cry:

[August]

Neither am I! :03:

I am.


I wish I was still that skinny... :cry:

Me too!

[Platapus]

I'm not left handed!.

:D

I am.

I always suspected something sinister about you. :yep:

[August]

I always suspected something sinister about you. :yep:

I have a birthmark that could be construed as looking like a cloven hoof too. If this were the 15th century i'd be screwed! :o

[Reece]

I'll volunteer.

Yer all a bunch of egg-stealing, slime-swilling, beer-sucking, penny-pinching, bull-necked, wombat-swinging, bat-eyed, pencil-necked, bent-backed, funny-looking, splay-footed, pigeon-toed, ferret-loving, bandy-legged, cross-eyed, jelly-bellied, left-handed, bone-crunching, nose-picking, rabble-rousing, anarchistic control freaks!

So there! :wah:I know this is a personal shot at me Steve, I'm not amused!:oops:

[Growler]

If this were the 15th century i'd be screwed! :o

If by "screwed" you mean "chestnuts-roasted-on-an-open-fire" then most likely, yeah. :)

[antikristuseke]

I have a birthmark that could be construed as looking like a cloven hoof too. If this were the 15th century i'd be screwed! :o

I have 4 nipples, id be more than screwed.

[Platapus]

I have 4 nipples...

That's udderly unbelievable.

[Takeda Shingen]

I didn't know Dowly and Steve rolled that way
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/insane_sports2/ferret.jpg

Now there is an image that will forever be burned into my memory.

[Madox58]

I have 4 nipples.
Pictures for future usage please.
:haha:

[antikristuseke]

Look in the picture thread, but the extra nipples arent as large as the actual ones and look morel ike birth makrs, which they arent.

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/insane_sports2/ferret.jpg

What can the woman in white see from the rear that's making her pull that face - and the child ain't too chuffed either! :nope:

[Madox58]

Look in the picture thread, but the extra nipples arent as large as the actual ones and look morel ike birth makrs, which they arent.
Is that the funny picture thread?
:hmmm:
Only kidding Mate.
:yep:
:hmmm:
But your serious right?
My 2nd wife had 3 nipples but only 2 breasts.
The 3rd nipple was in the middle!
Use to Freak me out!

[antikristuseke]

Im serious, but as said the extra ones dont really show up that well unless you know where to look.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Is that the funny picture thread?
:hmmm:
Only kidding Mate.
:yep:
:hmmm:
But your serious right?
My 2nd wife had 3 nipples but only 2 breasts.
The 3rd nipple was in the middle!
Use to Freak me out!

A nipple in the middle
and 18 inches lower that varies in size, well, it ain't a nipple... :yep:

[Madox58]

NO! It was dead in the middle of the chest!
:o

Not trying to be X-Rated here but the first time we
'Got involved'
It poked me in the Eye!
That was something I can't shake!
:doh:
My 1st wife had a smaller left breast then right by a large margin.
But that was not as stunning as something that just kind of.........
Well, poked me in the eye!
:har:

[Sailor Steve]

I always suspected something sinister about you. :yep:
Have you seen a man with six fingers on one hand?

[antikristuseke]

Have you seen a man with six fingers on one hand?

Whose fingers did he cut off?

[Sailor Steve]

He killed my father.

[Madox58]

Your just being uppity now.

[Sailor Steve]

Inconcievable!

[Platapus]

Inconcievable!

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

[Madox58]

Is this the Man?

http://filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/6fingers2.jpg?w=300&h=389

[August]

He killed my father.


There will be blood tonight!

[frau kaleun]

There will be blood tonight!

Have fun storming the castle!

[Sailor Steve]

To the pain!

[Growler]

to bring it back to Dowly's favorite subject:

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

[Gargamel]

For FK's new party:

http://satwcomic.com/art/good-to-see-you-australia.jpg

[Sledgehammer427]

There will be blood tonight!
-dances-
everybooody wang chung tonight!
-stops-
oh.
where's my pitchfork and machete?
got the goateee.....wheres my beret and cigarette...
there we go!
:|\\
^^
(not an actual pic of SH427, use at your own risk)

[frau kaleun]

@ Gargamel: :rotfl2: :yeah:

There's a theory - don't ask where I heard it - that "monkey" is the funniest word in the English language, owing to the fact that there is a "k" in it and "k" is the funniest letter in the English language (which is another part of the theory).

I'm not sure, though. "Wombat" is a pretty funny word.

[Platapus]

@ Gargamel: :rotfl2: :yeah:

There's a theory - don't ask where I heard it - that "monkey" is the funniest word in the English language, owing to the fact that there is a "k" in it and "k" is the funniest letter in the English language (which is another part of the theory).



I believe you are referring to a line in Neil Simon's play "The Sun Shine Boys"

"Words with a k in it are funny. Alka-Seltzer is funny. Chicken is funny. Pickle is funny. All with a k. Ls are not funny. Ms are not funny."

[frau kaleun]

I believe you are referring to a line in Neil Simon's play "The Sun Shine Boys"

Cool! I don't remember where I heard it... probably not directly from there as I've not read or seen the play. OTOH I may have picked it up from the movie, I've seen bits and pieces of that.

[TarJak]

http://www.sydney-australia.biz/photos/nsw/sapphire-coast/graphics/wombat-sign.jpg

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wombat

Etymology

From Sydney (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_language) (an Australian Aboriginal language) wambad (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=wambad&action=edit&redlink=1), wambaj (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=wambaj&action=edit&redlink=1), or wambag (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=wambag&action=edit&redlink=1). It was originally written whom-batt (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=whom-batt&action=edit&redlink=1) in English.

I reckon the original pommy spelling was funnier.

[Platapus]

http://www.sydney-australia.biz/photos/nsw/sapphire-coast/graphics/wombat-sign.jpg


If Wombat crossings are so dangerous, why don't they take down the signs so the Wombats won't cross there?

duh :88)

[TarJak]

Because wombats can't read when they are drunk:
http://www.wombatcrossing.net/logo/logo.jpg

[Madox58]

They are not posted for the safety of Drunk WomBats.
They are posted for those that may hit one of them.
All hell breaks loose if you hit a Drunk WomBat!
It's kind of like hitting these.......
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/WTF.jpg

[Gargamel]

They are not posted for the safety of Drunk WomBats.
They are posted for those that may hit one of them.
All hell breaks loose if you hit a Drunk WomBat!
It's kind of like hitting these.......
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/WTF.jpg

WTH.... maybe the crossing would be safer if they stupid kids wouldn't SPRINT out into the street, dragging a blindfolded toddler like a drogue chute, ducking like their taking fire.

Who the hell designed that sign?

[August]

-dances-
everybooody wang chung tonight!

How did we go from The Princess Bride to Wang Chung? :DL

[Platapus]

How did we go from The Princess Bride to Wang Chung? :DL

Its a SubSim thing. :yep:

:har:

[antikristuseke]

I just walked 3 miles through a blizzard in a two piece suit and a light coat to get to work on time because the train couldn't go on due to the ammount of snow on the tracks. If there is any more dancing im going to start stabbing people.

[DarkFish]

I just walked 3 miles through a blizzard in a two piece suit and a light coat to get to work on time because the train couldn't go on due to the ammount of snow on the tracks. If there is any more dancing im going to start stabbing people.Jeez, you Estonians really don't know how to handle the cold, do you? At least we Dutchmen know to drink enough beer to not feel the cold anymore (or feel anything for that matter:O:)



(aargh I'm drunk.....)

[antikristuseke]

Im not cold and tis nto the cold that is the problem, its the ammount of snow. There are still hundreds of people stuck on some roads because we have had over a meter come down thanks to the snowstorm Monika, the bitch almost made me late for work.
While I realize it is pretty stupid to set off on foot even in proper kit into a ****ing snow storm I hate being late. Besides, I'll be here for 14 hours, plenty of time for my shoes and pants to dry.

[Sailor Steve]

I must be in heaven, at least as far as snow goes. Here in Salt Lake City we get about 50" (1.3 metres) per year. Just a half-hour drive away we have seven world-class ski resorts, all of which get about ten times that much.

[Castout]

What snow? :O:

[krashkart]

What snow? :O:

Party at Castout's pad! :woot:


All winter long! :rock:

[Sledgehammer427]

more (snow) for me! :yeah:

[Castout]

Party at Castout's pad! :woot:


All winter long! :rock:

Just don't forget to bring in the ladies too :D

Ya know subsim members are 99.99% male and 0.01% anomaly.

Just look at Frau she's a Katana expert :O:

Subsim needs to have its own The Sims section. Everyone who plays that game is a lady.

[Jimbuna]

Just don't forget to bring in the ladies too :D

Ya know subsim members are 99.99% male and 0.01% anomaly.

Just look at Frau she's a Katana expert :O:

Subsim needs to have its own The Sims section. Everyone who plays that game is a lady.

Frau Kaleuns a female????? :o

You have proof? :hmmm:

[Madox58]

:-?
:haha:

[frau kaleun]

Frau Kaleuns a female????? :o


Female, yes.

Lady... not so much. :O:

[Jimbuna]

Time I signed off....sorry Pen ermm... http://www.fonefunshop.co.uk/forum/images/smilies/gdnight.gif