GoldenRivet
12-07-10, 02:00 PM
An old blind cowboy stumbles into an all girl biker bar and finds his way to a bar stool and sits down.
He orders a shot of whiskey, and being blind, the women don't give him a hard time, they simply serve the old man his drink and go on about their business.
after a short while the man says "Bartender! You wanna hear a good blond joke?"
the place falls silent. Women drop their forks onto their plates, the record player scratches to a stop, the billiard games put on hold.
The woman sitting next to the man leans in and says with a deep burly voice "Mister, before you tell that joke, i think its only fair, given that you're blind, that you know five things."
the woman continues
"1. That bar tender is a blond girl with a shotgun under the counter.
2. the bouncer is a blond girl with a set of brass knuckles.
3. The woman sitting next to me is a blond girl with a black belt in karate.
4. The girl sitting next to you is a blond girl in the professional wrestling league.
5. I'm a blond girl, i'm 6'3" 280 lbs and i love to put the hurt on a man.
No you think about it seriously for a minute, do you still want to tell that blond joke?"
the cowboy thinks for a second and says
"No... not if i'm going to have to explain it 5 times."
He orders a shot of whiskey, and being blind, the women don't give him a hard time, they simply serve the old man his drink and go on about their business.
after a short while the man says "Bartender! You wanna hear a good blond joke?"
the place falls silent. Women drop their forks onto their plates, the record player scratches to a stop, the billiard games put on hold.
The woman sitting next to the man leans in and says with a deep burly voice "Mister, before you tell that joke, i think its only fair, given that you're blind, that you know five things."
the woman continues
"1. That bar tender is a blond girl with a shotgun under the counter.
2. the bouncer is a blond girl with a set of brass knuckles.
3. The woman sitting next to me is a blond girl with a black belt in karate.
4. The girl sitting next to you is a blond girl in the professional wrestling league.
5. I'm a blond girl, i'm 6'3" 280 lbs and i love to put the hurt on a man.
No you think about it seriously for a minute, do you still want to tell that blond joke?"
the cowboy thinks for a second and says
"No... not if i'm going to have to explain it 5 times."