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Ducimus
12-03-10, 04:53 PM
"History is loaded with power-hungry dickweeds who rule over their countries' fearful populations like the Predator in a laser tag match. Oftentimes these people are infamous not just for their cruelty, but also for their bafflingly insane and self-indulgent antics."

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18850_7-modern-dictators-way-crazier-than-you-thought-possible.html

the_tyrant
12-03-10, 04:56 PM
ahh, cracked.
Don't you just love them?

anyways, when i grow up, I want to be the next Kim Jiong IL:D

Takeda Shingen
12-03-10, 04:59 PM
anyways, when i grow up, I want to be the next Kim Jiong IL:D

That would be Kim Jong Un.

GoldenRivet
12-03-10, 05:05 PM
Gaddafi expressed support for Somali pirates, called Barack Obama "my son" and claimed that Israel was responsible for JFK's assassination.



comforting

Takeda Shingen
12-03-10, 05:11 PM
comforting

:haha:

Bubblehead1980
12-03-10, 06:39 PM
They left out Barack Hussein Obama:damn:

Sailor Steve
12-03-10, 07:48 PM
Oh, get over yourself. That was lame even for you.

GoldenRivet
12-03-10, 08:45 PM
They left out Barack Hussein Obama:damn:

Honestly though, Barrack Osama doesnt have anything on these guys:har:

TLAM Strike
12-03-10, 09:04 PM
That would be Kim Jong Un.
He has an official title now: Brilliant Comrade.


Gaddafi ... decreed that all his bodyguards had to be female virgins...

He also petitioned the U.N. to dissolve Switzerland and split the land among Germany, France and Italy, which is probably an indication that he is about to ban the Swiss from his country.

:haha: Awesome...

I heard Kim Jong Il tried the whole Female Virgin Bodyguard thing but the turn over rate was too high, that crazy little horn dog. :O:

bookworm_020
12-03-10, 11:56 PM
I heard Kim Jong Il tried the whole Female Virgin Bodyguard thing but the turn over rate was too high, that crazy little horn dog. :O:

I remember when he remarried after the death of his first wife. Commentators said his first wife was a great beauty, but his second wife was "cute" (read butt ugly!)