Food Porn...

[SteamWake]

WASHINGTON - It's "food porn." That's what the Center for Science in the Public Interest dubbed the 1,030-calorie, deep-fried Lasagna Fritta appetizer at the Olive Garden.


Put that burger down you freakin pervert !!! :doh:

http://www.wtop.com/?nid=25&sid=2124737

[FIREWALL]

That Nutcase organization would have us eating wood and water diet if they could have their way.

[Takeda Shingen]

I don't know, a 1000-calorie appetizer is pretty extreme. There's half of your caloric intake for the day.

[The Third Man]

Gratuitous picture..............

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1150/4603807627_cb9c69a934.jpg

[gimpy117]

That Nutcase organization would have us eating wood and water diet if they could have their way.

ehh 1000 calories in a dish that is supposed to come BEFORE your main meal is extreme.

[SteamWake]

So its 1000 calories?

You know that or at least you should know that and beware. No one points a gun at your head and says 'you shall eat this' but someone wants to legislate so 'you shall NOT eat this'.

[gimpy117]

they don't really say to you straight up its 100 calories. you prolly have to run all around the restaurant to find some dusty book that will have the numbers.
if it said right on the menu "this is 1000 calories" im sure a lot less people would buy it.

[Penguin]

I don't know, a 1000-calorie appetizer is pretty extreme. There's half of your caloric intake for the day.

well for a miner or a lumberjack it is indeed an appertizer :03:

[SteamWake]

they don't really say to you straight up its 100 calories. you prolly have to run all around the restaurant to find some dusty book that will have the numbers.
if it said right on the menu "this is 1000 calories" im sure a lot less people would buy it.

Actually they are required by law :doh: to have that information readily available.

Most pepole whom order such a behemoth are not concearned with their caloric intake and even if they had the info in bold flashing color it would be ignored anyhow.

[Takeda Shingen]

So its 1000 calories?

You know that or at least you should know that and beware. No one points a gun at your head and says 'you shall eat this' but someone wants to legislate so 'you shall NOT eat this'.

It's just what an interest group says. I wouldn't get so worked up over it.

[SteamWake]

No not really..

But then again George Soros is an 'interest group' :hmmm: :haha:

[papa_smurf]

Gratuitous picture..............

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1150/4603807627_cb9c69a934.jpg

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQe-_9QczyU73jKL-OmZWKkgLbK9tf6BmwU2guKEvE2gX3Vrt5xzw

[joea]

they don't really say to you straight up its 100 calories. you prolly have to run all around the restaurant to find some dusty book that will have the numbers.
if it said right on the menu "this is 1000 calories" im sure a lot less people would buy it.
Well it should be freakin' obvious it isn't a plate of carrot sticks right?? I mean who wouldn't think it a hi-cal appetizer!

[Armistead]

Gratuitous picture..............

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1150/4603807627_cb9c69a934.jpg

You're really an arsehole for posting that picture, now I've got to go to Denny's and get a burger...

[Weiss Pinguin]

Here's my food porn:
http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20081013-doublebaconfatty.jpg

It's like a cheese-bacon-beef threeway :o

[Lord_magerius]

I have enough cheese and bacon in to make that too :o
*runs off*

I'll let you know how it goes if I don't suffer a massive coronary before I get back :D
Edit: Someone's eaten all the bacon:wah:

[the_tyrant]

I thought you were talking about actual food porn from japan

Anyways, I commonly bring a box of chocolate truffles to class for my buddies and i. We call it murder-suicide

[Lord_magerius]

Revised my sandwich it shall now look like this...

Bread
Relish
Cheese
Onion rings
Sausages
Burger
Bread
Cheese
Onion rings
Sausages
Burger
Lettuce and such crap
Bread

Edit: Some git also ate the onion rings too :( It shall have to be just onions with mushrooms cooked in butter and soy sauce then :P It is cooking away as I speak. Also not got any buns so it's going to be done on normal bread, I shalt post pics and describe its awesome.

Maybe we could turn this into a thread of epic cooking and such, post ingredients and cooking tips and such :)

[Lord_magerius]

Here we go then (large-ish images to follow)

First start by frying onions and mushrooms in butter with garlic, paprika and parsley and oregano
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1205.snc4/155730_10150327258595307_604505306_15552352_373959 9_n.jpg


Cook your sausages and burgers
Then place cheese over the top and grill until melted.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1123.snc4/148552_10150327258655307_604505306_15552354_700636 2_n.jpg

Stack it all up into one big heart attack on a plate
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs469.ash2/74241_10150327258725307_604505306_15552357_2858707 _n.jpg
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=15552354&id=604505306

Slice it in two with your bastard sword! If you don't have a bastard sword a kitchen knife will do
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs603.ash2/155497_10150327258840307_604505306_15552362_430476 1_n.jpg

Ponder how the hell you're going to fit it in your mouth
Preferably with a low quality camera to show you pondering such things
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1153.snc4/149514_10150327258935307_604505306_15552366_544696 8_n.jpg

Enjoy!
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs589.ash2/154160_10150327259040307_604505306_15552371_264930 8_n.jpg

[krashkart]

Gratuitous picture..............

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1150/4603807627_cb9c69a934.jpg

That... is.............. beautiful! :D

[TLAM Strike]

That... is.............. beautiful! :D

Pictured: Krashkart,

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/3450/380p.jpg

[krashkart]

^^ ...at every meal that consists of comfort food. :rotfl2:

[nikimcbee]

Pictured: Krashkart,

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/3450/380p.jpg

:har:, the sad thing is, we know what happens 30 seconds later.:o

[nikimcbee]

speaking of food porn...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gby0zfCYiA

:woot:

[Sailor Steve]

:har:, the sad thing is, we know what happens 30 seconds later.:o
He's hungry again? :O:

[nikimcbee]

@ krashkart. Being the expert in British cuisine that you are, I'd hate to see your split-pea soup face.:hmmm::o

[Reece]

All of this food porn... please stop! I'm getting aroused!:oops:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Cook your sausages and burgers
Then place cheese over the top and grill until melted.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1123.snc4/148552_10150327258655307_604505306_15552354_700636 2_n.jpg

Stack it all up into one big heart attack on a plate
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs469.ash2/74241_10150327258725307_604505306_15552357_2858707 _n.jpg
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=15552354&id=604505306
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/3450/380p.jpg

[nikimcbee]

I found real food porn:

http://www.kucau.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/foodporn.jpg

http://sidesalad.net/archives/UnintendedThanksgivingDayFoodPorn1.jpg

http://fracas.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/foodporn41.jpg

and miss subsim 2010.
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Miss Bacon
http://www.thestranger.com/binary/9014/porn-570.jpg

:woot:

[Reece]

Food orgasm:
http://blog.nj.com/njv_george_berkin/2009/03/large_junkfood.jpg

[nikimcbee]

(note to Reece: turn webcam off next time:yeah:)