The porn stick

[SteamWake]

An interisting 'cover your tracks' technology. For those of you who care about such things :haha:

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=13314210

[mookiemookie]

thanks to companies like Utah-based Paraben

Surprise, surprise.

[Sailor Steve]

Well, it is a Utah-based radio and TV station website. We have to toot our own horn, you know. :D

[frau kaleun]

We have to toot our own horn, you know. :D

I've been told porn helps with that. :yep:

[SteamWake]

I've been told porn helps with that. :yep:

and here I thought she was going to mention the size of the stick :O:

[frau kaleun]

and here I thought she was going to mention the size of the stick :O:

Sorry, you'll all have to take your own measurements. But this might come in handy:

http://media-content.flixya.com.s3.amazonaws.com/files/xtnshun99843.jpg

:O:

[antikristuseke]

Surprise, surprise.

At least it wasn't bum**** Idaho.

*the above is a bad joke. take it as such.

[Sledgehammer427]

Sorry, you'll all have to take your own measurements. But this might come in handy:

http://media-content.flixya.com.s3.amazonaws.com/files/xtnshun99843.jpg

:O:
:rotfl2::rotfl2:
Frau, you owe me a Dr. Pepper. I'm wearing my drink.

[antikristuseke]

Going for the wet look?

[frau kaleun]

:rotfl2::rotfl2:
Frau, you owe me a Dr. Pepper. I'm wearing my drink.

If you would like your own copy of that image, I suggest you save it from here to your local drive so you don't have to go looking for it online in the future. Trust me, you will be much happier in life if you never ever do a Google Image search for "penis ruler." :O:

[Ducimus]

Porn is overrated.

[Dowly]

Porn is overrated.

YOU ARE OVERRATED!!! :stare:

[SteamWake]

ohhhh caps locks... wow... :O:

[antikristuseke]

Caps lock is crusie controll for cool.

[SteamWake]

I just thought it meant he was really upset.

Dowly does take his porn seriously :haha:

[Ducimus]

YOU ARE OVERRATED!!! :stare:

Dowly, I work for an internet security corp. In the course of my workday, I've probably seen more porn by lunchtime, then you have all week, or even all month. I know FAR more then i care to about many things, ive worked here for over 10 years, and the novelty of it all wore off about 2 weeks after i was first hired.

So yeah, porn is overrated, at least to me.

[Weiss Pinguin]

So you're saying that making a porn mod is out of the question for you? :D

[Takeda Shingen]

So you're saying that making a porn mod is out of the question for you? :D

:haha:

We'd be talking about a whole new kind of experience enhancement.

Hello Herr Kaleun....I have your orders right here.....

[Ducimus]

So you're saying that making a porn mod is out of the question for you? :D

Pulling a number out of my ass, id say that 70 to 75% of the internet has already done that for you. :haha:

[Platapus]

Sorry, you'll all have to take your own measurements. But this might come in handy:

http://media-content.flixya.com.s3.amazonaws.com/files/xtnshun99843.jpg

:O:

Just remember what Princess Diana always said

Not all rulers have 12 inches

[the_tyrant]

just an other one of these pathetic attempts to limit porn
my opinion?
just use damn encryption already!

[Ducimus]

just an other one of these pathetic attempts to limit porn


Don't worry, porn on the internet will never go away. The internet is organic. Sites go down, but sites go up, every day, accross many domain extensions. (which have been expanded BTW, theres a crapton of new domain extensions now) Futhermore, there are so many countries involved, and so many laws that apply, or don't apply, that porn on the intertubes is here to stay. The only way porn access would ever be removed is if:

a.) It is state sponsored censorship like china.
b.) Your ISP is a touch on the religous side and filters its traffic. (in which case you get a new ISP)
c.) Your traffic is filtered at work. Honestly, you probably shouldn't be looking at porn at work anyway. Sexual harrasement lawsuits just waiting to happen.

[the_tyrant]

a.) It is state sponsored censorship like china.


even in china, porn is quite common, and gets spread around a lot
not sure about north korea though

[Ducimus]

even in china, porn is quite common, and gets spread around a lot


Of that I have no doubt. Many porn sites in Asia tend to be buried and layered underneath things. Many sites in general, are moved around a lot so they don't get shut down. Escort sites in the UK is a great example of that. In addition, a seemingly innocent image search can bring pack the Pr0n from other countries. So no, they'll never totally get rid of it, and alot will get through.

[frau kaleun]

:haha:

We'd be talking about a whole new kind of experience enhancement.

Hello Herr Kaleun....I have your orders right here.....

*cue soundtrack*

bow chicka wowow...

[Weiss Pinguin]

But my Type IX won't fit through the strait of Gibraltar!

[the_tyrant]

I have a new pickup line!
let me insert my USB drive into your USB port and upload my DNA files:D

[Takeda Shingen]

I zhink zher is a problem mit ze warhead on mein torpedo.......

[antikristuseke]

More lard on the eels!

[Molon Labe]

If you would like your own copy of that image, I suggest you save it from here to your local drive so you don't have to go looking for it online in the future. Trust me, you will be much happier in life if you never ever do a Google Image search for "penis ruler." :O:


Sadly, reverse psychology is highly effective on me!

[nikimcbee]

Dowly, I work for an internet security corp. In the course of my workday, I've probably seen more porn by lunchtime, then you have all week, or even all month. I know FAR more then i care to about many things, ive worked here for over 10 years, and the novelty of it all wore off about 2 weeks after i was first hired.

So yeah, porn is overrated, at least to me.

Now that sounds like a challenge to me.:hmmm:

Pay per view event....

Dowly" The Finnish Ferret" verses Ducimus "The Mod Master" in a porn surfing showdown. Who can surf the most porn in 30.:woot::har:

[Aramike]

YOU ARE OVERRATED!!! :stare:Pretty good one-handed typing there, ferret!

[antikristuseke]

He was using his nose, both hands were busy.

[nikimcbee]

He was using his nose, both hands were busy.

:haha:poor Dowly.

[frau kaleun]

But my Type IX won't fit through the strait of Gibraltar!

http://www.thehottopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/vaseline.jpg

[frau kaleun]

Sadly, reverse psychology is highly effective on me!

In retrospect, I really should've stopped scrolling down the page after I found the pic I wanted. :o

[nikimcbee]

http://www.thehottopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/vaseline.jpg
I think you're gunna need a bigger jar? Got a costco membership?

[antikristuseke]

In retrospect, I really should've stopped scrolling down the page after I found the pic I wanted. :o
It is the pursuit of knowledge that sets man appart from other animals, if you want to put on a thin veneer of philosophy on that horrible trek into the real of the things which can not be unseen.

[frau kaleun]

He was using his nose, both hands were busy.

Both hands?



:hmmm:



Oh, right. One was holding the mouse.

[nikimcbee]

Both hands?






Oh, right. One was holding the mouse.

He could be using one of those voice typing thingies:hmmm:

[frau kaleun]

He could be using one of those voice typing thingies:hmmm:

Oh hey fancy meeting you here... Justin. :O:

[antikristuseke]

I was more thinking along the lines of using the other hand to move in front of his mouth while making the stereotypical indian war cry from old cowboy movies when the eeehhh.... reached the point of extacy.

[the_tyrant]

He could be using one of those voice typing thingies:hmmm:

I those situations i prefer touch screen:DL

[frau kaleun]

I was more thinking along the lines of using the other hand to move in front of his mouth while making the stereotypical indian war cry from old cowboy movies when the eeehhh.... reached the point of extacy.

Interesting. I just assumed he yelled "Yahtzee!"

[antikristuseke]

No, no, no.
That is what he yells when he manages to get back from 501 using the darts board under his desk druing the course of the day. I hear it is a bit crusty.

[nikimcbee]

Interesting. I just assumed he yelled "Yahtzee!"

What's the Finnish word for yahtzee?:hmmm:

[antikristuseke]

Jatsii if memory serves me right.

[nikimcbee]

Jatsii if memory serves me right.

:har:

[nikimcbee]

I was thinking more along the lines of :

joulupukki


arpakuutio


or if he's at the Keira page:
Appilan pappilan apupapin papupata pankolla kiehuu ja kuohuu.

[antikristuseke]

joulupukki


Why the hell would anyone yell Santa during their climax?:o

That is even more ridiculous than my "darts" suggestion.

[frau kaleun]

Why the hell would anyone yell Santa during their climax?:o

Santa's been around a long time. The cookies and milk just don't cut it any more if you want him to leave you the really good stuff.

[antikristuseke]

Edit: Someone, please lift the tone of tis discussion, i seem to be plunging it into the depths of hell.

[nikimcbee]

I dunno, I suppose Mr. Ferret needs to answer that one.

[frau kaleun]

Edit: Someone, please lift the tone of tis discussion, i seem to be plunging it into the depths of hell.

All things considered, it's probably for the best if you just get used to it now. :O:

[antikristuseke]

I guess I just have way too much free time at work and am doing my best to put in a last ditch effort for the 2010 best of subsim humour award :yep:

[breadcatcher101]

In regards to the subject and to some of the threads, we are going to need a longer stick.

Or a bigger boat?? No, that was the movie "Jaws".

Some of you have an excellent sense of humor, I have learned to drink with a straw to avoid wetting my keyboard.

[nikimcbee]

I guess I just have way too much free time at work and am doing my best to put in a last ditch effort for the 2010 best of subsim humour award :yep:

You're blogging at work!?!:har:

Can't say I've every done that....no wait...nevermind.:haha:

[frau kaleun]

Some of you have an excellent sense of humor, I have learned to drink with a straw to avoid wetting my keyboard.

Dowly uses an old sock.

Oh, wait, you said drink. Never mind!

[nikimcbee]

In regards to the subject and to some of the threads, we are going to need a longer stick.

Or a bigger boat?? No, that was the movie "Jaws".

Some of you have an excellent sense of humor, I have learned to drink with a straw to avoid wetting my keyboard.

Score point: Team Breadcatcher101.
Nice catch:haha::D

[antikristuseke]

You're blogging at work!?!:har:

Can't say I've every done that....no wait...nevermind.:haha:

I work as a night time security guard/admin in a university natural sciences building. There are no blind approaches and when I am not wasting time on forums I am reading a book while keeping an eye on the cameras every line or two. In the last six months haven't had to do much anything to actually secure the place other than suggest upgrades to the electronic surveilance systems, but cant go into details abotu that for obvious reasons.
Other than the sometimes dreadfully long hours this is the easyest job in the world, provided you can pay attention.

[nikimcbee]

I work as a night time security guard/admin in a university natural sciences building. There are no blind approaches and when I am not wasting time on forums I am reading a book while keeping an eye on the cameras every line or two. In the last six months haven't had to do much anything to actually secure the place other than suggest upgrades to the electronic surveilance systems, but cant go into details abotu that for obvious reasons.
Other than the sometimes dreadfully long hours this is the easyest job in the world, provided you can pay attention.

Dare I hi-jack the thread, but is this film about you then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWDwJIBqjSU
:hmmm::haha:

I thought you had less hair though?

[antikristuseke]

I shaved my pubes and made a wig out of them.

[nikimcbee]

I shaved my pubes and made a wig out of them.

Sorry, wrong movie. So where did you get your beard from again?:haha:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH_LllQnVs4

[Weiss Pinguin]

Great, now you have burned the image of Dowly diping his cookies into his own manmilk in my head.

Edit: Someone, please lift the tone of tis discussion, i seem to be plunging it into the depths of hell.
How about some boobies?

http://teachgreen.net/images/booby.jpg

Yeesh, you'd think a thread about porn would've gotten here sooner :nope:

[CaptainHaplo]

Well since santa was brought into the conversation......

You all do know he is absolutely stone bonkers right? After all, you would be too if you lived a$$ deep in snow, was up to your ears in reindeer crap, and only came once a year........

*if your gonna drag a thread down, might as well do it right.....