So who just made 2nd degree black belt?

[frau kaleun]

OH THAT'S RIGHT I DID. :D

Am home after celebratory dinner, did my presentation for sensei and a couple invited onlookers (family, friend and fellow student) and was duly promoted to the rank of Nidan (= 2nd Dan). :yeah:

I was allowed to put together my own presentation so I chose one sword kata and two other (unarmed) kata, all stuff that I either learned or fine-tuned while working towards this promotion. But a couple weeks ago it occurred to me that, technically speaking, none of these kata are 2nd Black material, they're just things my sensei decided to work on with me over the past couple of years. So I started playing around with some of the actual techniques that are required at this level, and ended up stringing them together in one long presentation.

I previewed it for my sensei a couple days ago when I was finishing up my last pre-promotion session and he was pretty knocked out.

"You made up your own kata? You made up your own kata."

"Well, yeah, I guess so, but the transitions still need some work..."

"Get out of here, go home, I have nothing to add, you're ready. You have seen the big picture. YOU MADE UP YOUR OWN KATA."

Turned out I was the first student he'd ever had who made up a kata all on their own just cuz they felt like it. I did some more fine-tuning on it and I have to say, it turned out pretty good. So, yeah, I'm awesome. :D

[the_tyrant]

Congrats:yeah:
What martial art do you practice?
Also, show us a video of your kata:up:

[stoppro]

very impressive! congrats!

[Castout]

Congratulation, do you still carry pepper spray? :O:

or switch that to katana . . . .

[frau kaleun]

Congrats:yeah:

Thanks!


What martial art do you practice?

Kenpo jiu-jitsu aka kenpo karate.


Also, show us a video of your kata:up:

Well you could search for "Tracy's Karate" videos of the three established ones I did, I'm sure they're out there somewhere. Although I won't vouch for anyone else's performance of them, a lot depends on who you learn it from. It's one way that those in the know can tell you who studied with, every instructor tends to put his/her own little tweaks on things and pass it on. But the ones I did were:

#1 Sword
Little Tiger
the Book Set aka the Panther Set. Although I did the complete version, I don't know how frequently that's taught. I learned the shorter version first and only learned the "missing section" recently.
There is no video of the one I made up, cuz it didn't exist until about six days ago. :O:

[frau kaleun]

Congratulation, do you still carry pepper spray? :O:

or switch that to katana . . . .

When I used to walk a lot around the neighborhood for exercise I had a small canister of pepper spray on a keyring... but the closest I ever came to using it was on some dog that was running around the lot next to where I live. The owners were within eyesight but didn't have it on a leash. They kept saying "oh he's friendly" but he was growling and charging me, getting closer every time. I'm supposed to take their word for it? I don't think so. I love animals but I'm not getting bit by some strange dog because its owners can't be bothered to obey the law. I told them I had pepper spray and would use it if they didn't get their pet under control and they just laughed. :nope:

It was a katana kata that I did, actually. I have a wooden practice one (bokken) that I use. I keep it handy at home, it's my version of the baseball bat that some people keep under their beds. :O:

[kiwi_2005]

I bet you thought 'Kung fu hustle' was a good flick:hmmm: I thought it was blardy excellent. Im more into over the top kung fu movies Im looking forward to the new one with the same actor from KFH named 'The Warriors way' over the top kung fu - sumurai stuff or is it karate? either way its great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Qi9QaL0Lg

and well done on your 2nd degree black belt. :up:

[SteamWake]

Congrats :woot:

[Takeda Shingen]

Congratulations on both the belt, and more importantly the kata. :up:

[TLAM Strike]

Way to go FK! :yeah:

If we ever needed to form a SubSim Special Forces Unit I guess we would have to include you now. :03:

[Reece]

Good on ya Frau Kaleun, a side of you I didn't know existed, I guess I'd better call you Sir/Maam, from now on!:yep:

[Ducimus]

frau "kill bill" kaleun? :O:

(Just funnin' on the level of badassary that's insinuated by holding a 2nd degree black belt :up: )

[Sledgehammer427]

Congrats FK! :yeah:

If we ever needed to form a SubSim Special Forces Unit
sign me up! XP
I could see this coming in handy

[krashkart]

Grats frau k. :woot:

[Buddahaid]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/Justin_Bieber_bio.jpg

:O:

[Reece]

@ Buddahaid, is that what Frau Kaleun looks like, I thought she was older!:hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

Good show! Congratulations!

@ Buddahaid, is that what Frau Kaleun looks like, I thought she was older!:hmmm:
She's probably femaler too!

[stoppro]

femaler?

[Sailor Steve]

It was a joke, as the picture Reece referred to is of a boy. Since he said older, I said "femaler", rather than the correct "more female". Too bad I had to explain it. :dead:

[stoppro]

no you didn't I was just busting your chops a little:DL

[Reece]

no you didn't I was just busting your chops a little:DL
Yeh and I'm busting Frau Kaleun's chops, but once she responds "down I go"!:oops:

[Buddahaid]

@ Buddahaid, is that what Frau Kaleun looks like, I thought she was older!:hmmm:

Jus guessin' who. :shucks:

[XabbaRus]

I youtubed tracys karate

There was a guy doing a short 3 kata, and though impressive it just doesn't seem the same a guy doing it by himself compared to beating up with a group.

Would make some funky dance moves though.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjC76Luuk6A

BTW that isn't Frau Kaleun unless she is now maler and older....

[kiwi_2005]

sorry guys but Frau has fool us for to long! Frau is a He!!! :nope:
http://i54.tinypic.com/20kx0zc.jpg

:D

[Castout]

It was a katana kata that I did, actually. I have a wooden practice one (bokken) that I use. I keep it handy at home, it's my version of the baseball bat that some people keep under their beds. :O:

Yea I noticed that it was a Katana kata. Is your Katana a really good one? Or rather do you have a real Katana other than the wooden practice one?
Or even made by a Japanese sword master craftsman? That could cost considerable money.

Katana is simply the sharpest edge of a blade ever made by man. Really cool weapon. I admire Japanese medieval armors and weapons. Those people at the time were really obsessed with their craftsmanship.

[Alex]

Oh yeah, katas and all, cool. :)

*damn, what the hell is that ? :o*
googling it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kata

Kata is a japanese word describing detailed choreographed patterns of movements practised either solo or in pairs. [...]:hmm2:
Aw, I see. :know:
Well, congrats, then ! :O:

[Skybird]

:yeah:

[Dowly]

Congrats! :yeah:

[HunterICX]

Congratulations :woot:

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

Congratulations Frau Kaleun.:yeah:
If you should ever run out of practise targets, we've got a nice government over here where you can't hit someone undeserving....:shifty:

[Oberon]

Congratulations Frau Kaleun.:yeah:
If you should ever run out of practise targets, we've got a nice government over here where you can't hit someone undeserving....:shifty:

Why stop at the German government? She can do a world tour!

So, Subsims first Kunoichi, or perhaps Onna Bugeisha? Congratulations! :salute:

Should you change your username to Tomoe Gozen?

Tomoe was especially beautiful, with white skin, long hair, and charming features. She was also a remarkably strong archer, and as a swordswoman she was a warrior worth a thousand, ready to confront a demon or a god, mounted or on foot. She handled unbroken horses with superb skill; she rode unscathed down perilous descents. Whenever a battle was imminent, Yoshinaka sent her out as his first captain, equipped with strong armor, an oversized sword, and a mighty bow; and she performed more deeds of valor than any of his other warriors.

[Platapus]

Yea I noticed that it was a Katana kata. Is your Katana a really good one? Or rather do you have a real Katana other than the wooden practice one?
Or even made by a Japanese sword master craftsman? That could cost considerable money.


There is this company in Japan that I have been dreaming of dealing with. They make swords the traditional way. Just the blade of a Katana is about $1500 and you still need the rest of the stuff. These are custom made swords. I have a "nice" one I used to pathetically practice iaidō. as well as some bokken and shinai.

It has always been one of my dreams to make the time to really get into iaidō. Watching it is a spiritual experience. :yep:

[Sailor Steve]

no you didn't I was just busting your chops a little:DL
I give enough people grief about written language skills that I never know when I'm getting my own back. When it happens I try to accept it with grace, but in cases like this it's hard to tell.

[DarkFish]

Congrats Frau Karate:woot:

[Schöneboom]

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/yoda.jpg

"Strong the Force is in this one. Jedi Master will you be, hmm?"

[CCIP]

Haha, as someone who's done Karate for a couple of years and failed (through no fault of the art itself, but just because of my personality), I salute your success :salute:

And I mean hey, that's gotta just feel good. That kind of praise from your sensei must be quite a reward in itself :)

[Penguin]

Also congrats from me!

And the obligatory gif:
http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=329121

Why stop at the German government? She can do a world tour!


I'll join in and bring my chainsaw! Due to the British defence cuts the scene from above can't happen anymore!

[Jimbuna]

sorry guys but Frau has fool us for to long! Frau is a He!!! :nope:
http://i54.tinypic.com/20kx0zc.jpg

:D

ROFLMAO :har:

Congratulations :yeah:

[Castout]

There is this company in Japan that I have been dreaming of dealing with. They make swords the traditional way. Just the blade of a Katana is about $1500 and you still need the rest of the stuff. These are custom made swords. I have a "nice" one I used to pathetically practice iaidō. as well as some bokken and shinai.

It has always been one of my dreams to make the time to really get into iaidō. Watching it is a spiritual experience. :yep:

yea I know they are expensive some of the master made are even worth much more than 1.5k I think and the craftsman actually meditate for some time before making them :DL. As long as they don't imbue it with spirit I'm fine. Properly made(traditional) Katanas are exceptional sword!

[Jimbuna]

Just remembered...I bought a Katana many years ago (1977) from Taiwan of all places :doh:

[yubba]

Con grats :rock:

[Sailor Steve]

I must interject and remind everyone that while this is wonderful and does indeed deserve accolades, Frau Kaleun's deadliest weapon is still that frightening wit. :sunny:

[Castout]

Just remembered...I bought a Katana many years ago (1977) from Taiwan of all places :doh:

You can buy a katana from here as well but they are just cheap copy the real katana is the traditionally hand made one by a master sword smith.

[DarkFish]

I must interject and remind everyone that while this is wonderful and does indeed deserve accolades, Frau Kaleun's deadliest weapon is still that frightening wit. :sunny::hmmm:

so you're actually saying she ain't that good with swords at all...:hmmm:

[takes cover]

[Ships-R-Us]

Yeh and I'm busting Frau Kaleun's chops, but once she responds "down I go"!:oops:

Right on Reece!!!

[krashkart]

:hmmm:

so you're actually saying she ain't that good with swords at all...:hmmm:

[takes cover]

You might need this... :rotfl2:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=179&pictureid=3256

[Platapus]

I must interject and remind everyone that while this is wonderful and does indeed deserve accolades, Frau Kaleun's deadliest weapon is still that frightening wit. :sunny:

She only seems unbeatable, but that is only due to the fact that often she fights unarmed opponents here. :D

[Sailor Steve]

Hey! I resemble that remark!

[Castout]

Also congrats from me!

And the obligatory gif:
http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=329121



I'll join in and bring my chainsaw! Due to the British defence cuts the scene from above can't happen anymore!


Well people who practice martial arts in essence are building up their mind as a weapon. The greatest weapon is not the limbs or the sword but the mind of the one who wields them. It's more about philosophy than combat. But of course many practice martial arts for its practicality but I guess these would not count as true warrior. What define a warrior is their mind not merely their skill.

Just my 2 cents anyway.

[Reece]

Hey! I resemble that remark!Only Jim can use that line!!:x:yep:

[Onkel Neal]

Wow, that's cool, FK. Good for ya!

[frau kaleun]

Thanks so much everybody!

I bet you thought 'Kung fu hustle' was a good flick:hmmm:

One of my favorite movies ever. Probably my favorite martial arts film, right up there with Kung Fu Panda. I have odd tastes in martial arts film, lol.

Obviously I think they're both very funny, which I enjoy - but I find they also capture something else that is vital on a spiritual/psychological level, which often gets missed in other "chop-socky" films. And I don't think I expected that from either film, so it was doubly impressive.

Yea I noticed that it was a Katana kata. Is your Katana a really good one? Or rather do you have a real Katana other than the wooden practice one?
Or even made by a Japanese sword master craftsman? That could cost considerable money.

Katana is simply the sharpest edge of a blade ever made by man. Really cool weapon. I admire Japanese medieval armors and weapons. Those people at the time were really obsessed with their craftsmanship.

Nope, I just have the wooden one - a real, proper katana would be outrageously expensive, and I don't think I'd want one that wasn't made the traditional way.

I do have a big Shun (kitchen) knife, one of their selling points (and they are not cheap either, when it comes to fine cutlery) is that the same process is used to forge their blades as was/is used for the making of traditional katana blades, and supposedly they are made to the same high standards of quality. I can tell you the blade is a thing of beauty, and boy is it sharp. You could cut the end of a finger off with that thing and not even know it until you wondered why your broccoli was bleeding.

[nikimcbee]

Congrats:woot:

Now if you were an internetz troll, I'd had my doubts about yur new ninja skillz:haha:.

...As all internetz trolls have martial artz training = I'm 14 and I use the computer when my room is clean and my mom says I can.:har:

[Sailor Steve]

One of my favorite movies ever. Probably my favorite martial arts film, right up there with Kung Fu Panda. I have odd tastes in martial arts film, lol.
As do I. One of my all-time favorite movies of any genre is Circle of Iron (aka The Silent Flute), hardly an example of great filmmaking.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078975/

A fairly mediocre movie, but the cameos (Eli Wallach, Christopher Lee, Roddy MacDowell) and the repartee make it fun.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078975/quotes

[AdeptCharge]

I must interject and remind everyone that while this is wonderful and does indeed deserve accolades, Frau Kaleun's deadliest weapon is still that frightening wit. :sunny::hmmm: Ahem- I surmise that if the weapon was blunt, and in the hands of unskilled opponent, any impact upon my cranium would quickly cause a severe, albeit temporary cessation of cognitive and conscious psychological activity in my cerebral cortex. :yep: Frau Kaleun? I know no one of that nomenclature, if the wit you speak of is to be investigated you need not offer your advice . I deduce that by adopting an entirely defensive stance it will be possible for me to avoid verbal injury and thus remain in a vertical position for sufficient period in order to secure any fiscal reward that may be in offer to me? if it is apparent that this said persons grasp of the naitive language is at best somewhat fundamental I will lower the ante and communicate in a manner best suited to said members coloquial conversational stance. Ahem I ve come about the challenge matey!! :salute:

[Jimbuna]

You can buy a katana from here as well but they are just cheap copy the real katana is the traditionally hand made one by a master sword smith.

Oh yes I agree....don't remember what it cost but it certainly isn't all that sharp.

She only seems unbeatable, but that is only due to the fact that often she fights unarmed opponents here. :D

LOL :DL

[Sailor Steve]

:hmmm: Ahem- I surmise that if the weapon was blunt, and in the hands of unskilled opponent, any impact upon my cranium would quickly cause a severe, albeit temporary cessation of cognitive and conscious psychological activity in my cerebral cortex. :yep: Frau Kaleun? I know no one of that nomenclature, if the wit you speak of is to be investigated you need not offer your advice . I deduce that by adopting an entirely defensive stance it will be possible for me to avoid verbal injury and thus remain in a vertical position for sufficient period in order to secure any fiscal reward that may be in offer to me? if (If) it is apparent that this said persons (person's) grasp of the naitive (native) language is at best somewhat fundamental I will lower the ante and communicate in a manner best suited to said members (member's) coloquial conversational stance. Ahem I ve (I've) come about the challenge matey!! :salute:
An ability to look up and use big words does not equal mastery of the language, nor does it have anything to do with a battle of wits. The Frau is indeed a master, and her witty weapon is very sharp indeed.

[Castout]

Nope, I just have the wooden one - a real, proper katana would be outrageously expensive, and I don't think I'd want one that wasn't made the traditional way.

I do have a big Shun (kitchen) knife, one of their selling points (and they are not cheap either, when it comes to fine cutlery) is that the same process is used to forge their blades as was/is used for the making of traditional katana blades, and supposedly they are made to the same high standards of quality. I can tell you the blade is a thing of beauty, and boy is it sharp. You could cut the end of a finger off with that thing and not even know it until you wondered why your broccoli was bleeding.

Aaah I see you already found your next kata weapon :D

http://www.suisin.co.jp/English/product/inox-wa/honyaki/images/inox-kata-yanag1.jpg

However I'd suggest the following knife instead
http://feeds2.yourstorewizards.com/3363/images/250x1000/on-1312kdvf.jpg

Exactly because they're so blunt, they hurt a lot more :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Exactly because they're so blunt, they hurt a lot more :O:
Especially if thrown. Getting beaned by the handle would really hurt.

By the same token I've always considered a dinner plate, thrown like a frisbee, to be an ideal home-defense weapon.

[TLAM Strike]

By the same token I've always considered a dinner plate, thrown like a frisbee, to be an ideal home-defense weapon.

Depends on what is on the plate... some things served on them might violate the BWC... :hmmm:

[frau kaleun]

Especially if thrown. Getting beaned by the handle would really hurt.

By the same token I've always considered a dinner plate, thrown like a frisbee, to be an ideal home-defense weapon.

Or perhaps a hat.

http://tonova.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/28/oddjob.jpg

[Schöneboom]

Or better yet, a deceptively simple-looking piece of plastic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzROsHxYS5Q

[Sailor Steve]

Not much good from across the room.

[Sledgehammer427]

since I spend a lot of time in my house, I'm never too far away from my trench knife. (it's a replica, don't worry, I wouldn't bother getting bloodstains on a 92 year old weapon)

FK, you said you do Kempo/Kenpo/however you spell it?
my grandfather is an (unofficial) instructor and somewhere in the black belt range, in the northwestern Illinois area. It sounds like the martial art has a very tight-knit group (as it should be) but since I took relatively informal classes at the local park district center (before moving on to some more effective fighting methods a-la USMC) this is probably just an outsider-looking-in thing

[Castout]

Especially if thrown. Getting beaned by the handle would really hurt.

By the same token I've always considered a dinner plate, thrown like a frisbee, to be an ideal home-defense weapon.

What thrown? I mean stabbed! and no less

I'm sure it hurts a lot being stabbed by a butter knife than other kind of combat swords or knives. :hmmm:

especially when the several first attempts didn't succeed as planned . . .

[AdeptCharge]

An ability to look up and use big words does not equal mastery of the language, nor does it have anything to do with a battle of wits. The Frau is indeed a master, and her witty weapon is very sharp indeed.Please specify clearly, Master of what?I am not sure I understand completely :hmmm: A most unusual reaction I feel in what was indeed a most routine answer. :nope: are you suggesting as I suspect that I am under a form of contractual obligation to certain words rendering myself in a state of verbal confine. I can assure you that in reading the listed posts and various threads I found nothing to suggest that this should be the case, are punctuation and spellchecks a normal requirement? I would be here longer than is needed. Further investigation is warranted, I wish to know if it is true using ones own words I am under obligation to type any different, :o I have read the forum rules. :hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

What thrown? I mean stabbed!
I understood exactly what you meant. I was just adding my own twist on the concept.

Please specify clearly, Master of what?
Frau Kaleun has proven in a very short time to be a master of witty debate, verbal wrestling and advanced put-down. Your response to my comments was rambling and incoherent to myself, and obviously from your quoted response to another post, to others as well. My response was to point out that if you're going to try to sound important by using a lot of big words you should at least get the small ones right. It has nothing to do with forum rules or "contractual obligations"; it has everything to do with common sense.

Nothing wrong with any of that, but if you're going to play word games you should expect others to play also.

[Garion]

Gratz FK


My twin girls are brown belt's in Sankukai

I myself am a 3rd Dan in Origami and a 2nd Dan in Ludo :woot:

I'll get my coat

Cheers

Garion

[AdeptCharge]

it has everything to do with common sense.

if you're going to play word games you should expect others to play also.No, I do not agree. Common sense is a basic, it is sometimes so basic that I am not familiar with certain terms. I do not play, my way of thinking is beyond. I think different, let me explain, I shall simplify : If you were walking past an old lady waiting public transport, to wit Bus/coach and she says "excuse me, do you know what time it is" ? Knowing your way of thinking and assuming you were wearing a watch, (that was not broken and set at the correct time, in your locus zone) you would most likely answer her request kindly and correctly. But I think differently, to the same question I would reply, "yes I do. It is an abstract fundamental concept, a category of sense, if you will, involving the recognition of an idea of before and after, past, present and future.. regarded theoretically as having a beginning and an end, as something limited by the duration of the external universe, as contrasted with eternity. :yep: However, not withstanding here-tofore, I surmise that your original misconstrued query relates not to the metaphyscial concept of time per say, but rather to its mode of computing, ie its reckoning, in the chronographical sense." at this juncture I would offer some advice to help her "specifically your question could be precise as follows... A-hem (Am I in possession of knowledge relating to the present particular hour of the day and, If relevant, the fraction thereof, as reckoned in this given latitude? ) :hmmm:

[Weiss Pinguin]

In other news

http://chzupnextinsports.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/funny-sports-pictures-everybody-was-kung-fu-fighting.jpg

[frau kaleun]

No, I do not agree. Common sense is a basic, it is sometimes so basic that I am not familiar with certain terms. I do not play, my way of thinking is beyond. I think different, let me explain, I shall simplify : If you were walking past an old lady waiting public transport, to wit Bus/coach and she says "excuse me, do you know what time it is" ? Knowing your way of thinking and assuming you were wearing a watch, (that was not broken and set at the correct time, in your locus zone) you would most likely answer her request kindly and correctly. But I think differently, to the same question I would reply, "yes I do. It is an abstract fundamental concept, a category of sense, if you will, involving the recognition of an idea of before and after, past, present and future.. regarded theoretically as having a beginning and an end, as something limited by the duration of the external universe, as contrasted with eternity. :yep: However, not withstanding here-tofore, I surmise that your original misconstrued query relates not to the metaphyscial concept of time per say, but rather to its mode of computing, ie its reckoning, in the chronographical sense." at this juncture I would offer some advice to help her "specifically your question could be precise as follows... A-hem (Am I in possession of knowledge relating to the present particular hour of the day and, If relevant, the fraction thereof, as reckoned in this given latitude? ) :hmmm:

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/engrish-funny-engrish.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

No, I do not agree. Common sense is a basic, it is sometimes so basic that I am not familiar with certain terms. I do not play, my way of thinking is beyond. I think different, let me explain, I shall simplify : If you were walking past an old lady waiting public transport, to wit Bus/coach and she says "excuse me, do you know what time it is" ? Knowing your way of thinking and assuming you were wearing a watch, (that was not broken and set at the correct time, in your locus zone) you would most likely answer her request kindly and correctly. But I think differently, to the same question I would reply, "yes I do. It is an abstract fundamental concept, a category of sense, if you will, involving the recognition of an idea of before and after, past, present and future.. regarded theoretically as having a beginning and an end, as something limited by the duration of the external universe, as contrasted with eternity. :yep: However, not withstanding here-tofore, I surmise that your original misconstrued query relates not to the metaphyscial concept of time per say, but rather to its mode of computing, ie its reckoning, in the chronographical sense." at this juncture I would offer some advice to help her "specifically your question could be precise as follows... A-hem (Am I in possession of knowledge relating to the present particular hour of the day and, If relevant, the fraction thereof, as reckoned in this given latitude? ) :hmmm:
There is a word for that sort of behavior. I don't use that kind of language in public.

[Gargamel]

There is a word for that sort of behavior. I don't use that kind of language in public.

I will.


Troll?

[Castout]

I understood exactly what you meant. I was just adding my own twist on the concept.




Yea I understood why you made that thrown remark :DL

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile....at the 2010 Submarine Submerged Racing World Championships...




http://www.trafficguy.co.za/images/110609submarine.jpg

[AdeptCharge]

:yawn: :yawn: Marvellous a genuine struggling kaleun, attempting to push through the boundaries of creative expression. These efforts will be a defiant stand against formulaic dumbed down ..... :down:

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/engrish-funny-engrish.jpg:yawn: sheep, mere sheep following on.

[Sailor Steve]

Meanwhile....at the 2010 Submarine Submerged Racing World Championships...




http://www.trafficguy.co.za/images/110609submarine.jpg
LiarCheatBum! How do we know that's not from last year's race? It looks just like the one you posted then. :O:

[Jimbuna]

LiarCheatBum! How do we know that's not from last year's race? It looks just like the one you posted then. :O:

LOL :DL

[frau kaleun]

LiarCheatBum! How do we know that's not from last year's race? It looks just like the one you posted then. :O:

Could even be next year's race, if he has a Tardis.

[Takeda Shingen]

I just assumed that Jim always cheated at the race. :O:

[Sailor Steve]

I just assumed that Jim always cheated at the race. :O:
Well, if he claims he won, who's to say otherwise? :sunny:

[Jimbuna]

I just assumed that Jim always cheated at the race. :O:

Well, if he claims he won, who's to say otherwise? :sunny:

Dr Who? :smug:

[frau kaleun]

I will.


Troll?

It's an attempt to introduce a 4chan meme (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/verbose-memes), don't ask me why.

The meme can be amusing if one has enough command of the language to pull if off. And is, you know, actually funny. :O:

[Takeda Shingen]

The best video from frau's link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_K1Gjrx8c&feature=related

[Sailor Steve]

"While it is theoretically possible to direct a quadruped of the genus equus to a nearby source of liquid refreshment, it does not necessarily follow that one can coerce said equestrian to imbibe."
-an old excersise of mine in making something simple into something ridiculous.

[The Third Man]

I am pleased that some one is able to bring themself to a disipline which allows them a 2nd degree belt.

The reality is if you are not willing to use the profeciency it is worth nothing. A person who has no training will win the battle, because he/she has no rules.

[Sailor Steve]

Not really. When caught off guard the tendency is always to freeze. Training takes over at those moments. This is true of pilots as well - and musicians.

[Takeda Shingen]

When caught off guard the tendency is always to freeze. Training takes over at those moments.

Therein lies the purpose of the martial arts; training so that one does not freeze under strain. It is also why water is often used as a metaphor; one must be fluid and flexible in action.

[The Third Man]

Not really. When caught off guard the tendency is always to freeze.

What is wrong with you? That is not correct for most folks.

[The Third Man]

I have run into a few folks who claim to be trained in the asian martial arts. But the reality I would kill them.........because I have nothing to lose.

[Takeda Shingen]

http://www.motivationalz.com/pictures/internet_tough_guys.jpg

[frau kaleun]

Therein lies the purpose of the martial arts; training so that one does not freeze under strain. It is also why water is often used as a metaphor; one must be fluid and flexible in action.

:yep:

Muscle memory, and "no mind."

Ideally the body has gone through the motions so many times, and in so many variations, that it will react to protect itself without one having to think about it first. Thinking about it would only delay the reaction.

Many of the basic movements we are taught derive from the natural instinct to protect one's vital areas, which we all do without thinking about it. A lot of our basic stuff just takes the natural instinctive reaction and retrains the body to do it in a way that is more effective, more efficient, and which leaves you in a much more stable position from which to strike back or continue evasive tactics as needed.

[Sailor Steve]

What is wrong with you? That is not correct for most folks.
Would you care to explain? That is exactly why repetetive training exists.

[Sledgehammer427]

Training takes over at those moments. This is true of pilots as well - and musicians.

oh the gigs I used to play. :rock:

[Sailor Steve]

oh the gigs I used to play. :rock:
Yeah. After months of screwing something up and thinking "Oh crap! Where was I supposed to go? Where am I supposed to be now?", it's nice to be on stage, make a mistake and think "Oops. I hope nobody noticed that."

Nicer still to not make mistakes at all, but it's going to happen no matter what.