It's my 18th birthday!

[Solace]

I just turned 18 today, on November 4. I want to stay young forever. I want a Sega Saturn. And most of all, I want be going out with a certain someone.

And here's a song I have stuck in my head as I think of that someone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuRjiNUDQ3s

[krashkart]

Happy one-eight, Solace. :woot:

You gonna work up the courage to ask that someone out? :sunny:

[Sailor Steve]

I want to stay young forever.
You won't. Enjoy it while it lasts.

And most of all, I want be going out with a certain someone.
Only you can make that happen.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :woot:

[krashkart]

You won't. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Very true. Thrity-something snuck up, the fourties are creeping in. *yikes*
But there are some things that can be said for age! :DL

Male Pattern Baldness
Achy Joints
Arthritis
Viagra


:hmmm:
:cry:

Help me out here, someone? :wah:

[UnderseaLcpl]

Male Pattern Baldness
Achy Joints
Arthritis
Viagra


:hmmm:
:cry:

Help me out here, someone? :wah:

I'll help you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwfZYO1di4'

:yeah:

[Castout]

18?! Start planning world conquest! :arrgh!: Building an empire or even a Galactic empire takes time you know?!

Speaking of going out or liking a certain girl well the female species are known to have invisible radar antenna for people who like or have a crush on them. Heck even a spike in adoration(the feeling of 'hey not bad') could turn their head to you who's far and been out of their sight because they sensed you which would kinda be embarrassing especially if another female like her mother turned her head to you too. . If they give you clues and signs in conversation or just 'that' look or a welcoming stare then you're in a good position if not may need to work on it a bit to get her to know you better and vice versa. There's nothing more hurtful than a one way love but when you fell in love don't do it halfway! Yay! LOL.

If it was just a crush then you kiddin me?! March on! Don't worry about the outcome! If you worry about your ego then you're not worthy nor ready for a relationship.

[krashkart]

I'll help you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwfZYO1di4' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwfZYO1di4%27)

:yeah:


:rotfl2:

Thanks. Nothing like having my butt handed back to me at four in the morning. :shucks:

[Betonov]

happy birthday, and welcome to the legal to do (almost) anything club

and about that special someone: to hell with maneuvers, just go straight at them

[the_tyrant]

happy birthday!:woot::woot::woot::woot:
I'm still waiting for my 18th birthday

[Herr-Berbunch]

Happy Birthday Solace :woot:

Hope you get your girl, and cake, and beer :()1:

[Jimbuna]

Happy Birthday youngun http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/happybirthday-2.gif

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5862/birthdaycrazylr8.gif

[papa_smurf]

Happy Birthday:woot:

Have a beer on me!:()1:

[Gerald]

Have a good day, :salute:

[frau kaleun]

Happy birthday, Solace!

BTW, international law requires that you print this out and duct-tape it to your forehead for the rest of the day:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wQdgUFtEyfM/S75_mC5BUsI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/ZV3xlMtkN7c/s400/warning_its_my_18th_birthday_greeting_card-p137791227987647394q6k5_400.jpg

I know it seems silly and perhaps even a bit humiliating, but you have to remember that international law is made mostly by a small group of really bitter old people. :O:

[Solace]

Happy one-eight, Solace. :woot:

You gonna work up the courage to ask that someone out? :sunny:
I did. She rejected me this morning :(


http://www.gamepron.com/imagery/yeti.gif

But thanks everyone for the birthday wishes!

[the_tyrant]

I did. She rejected me this morning :(


http://www.gamepron.com/imagery/yeti.gif

But thanks everyone for the birthday wishes!


Good luck nest time man:yeah:

tip: use the internet and you friends to dig up as much information as possible on her
and try to subconsciously impress her

[Castout]

and try to subconsciously impress her

What do you mean? So that she will subconsciously like him...like actually not knowing that she likes him but she does? :O:


Should probably not jump on the gun . . . .but there will be next time and time to get to know each other more before asking for a date.

[Oberon]

18?! Start planning world conquest! :arrgh!: Building an empire or even a Galactic empire takes time you know?!


Alexander was regent when he was sixteen IIRC, and king by twenty.

Happy Birthday, don't worry about being knocked back by one, there are plenty more out there and you will find someone. It took me about five or six goes before I got the right one.

[krashkart]

I did. She rejected me this morning :(

A+ for effort. There are plenty more out there, mate. :up:

I used to chicken out, and never knew one way or the other. :yep:

[Gerald]

As krashkart says they are out there, and they are many ...:03:

[krashkart]

Oberon said it better. :yep:

[frau kaleun]

tip: use the internet and you friends to dig up as much information as possible on her
and try to subconsciously impress her

Oh yes, this is a great tactic... if you want to impress her as being unbelievably creepy. :nope:

[Oberon]

Oberon said it better. :yep:

I dunno, you made a good point about it being better to ask and know than not to ask and never know. Still, it's irrelevant to me now, but sometimes it's better to get rid of the uncertainty and be prepared for the possibility of rejection but the glimmer of hope of approval. That being said, it took threats of violence from the friend that introduced me to my other half to make me pluck up the courage to ask her...and even then I did it via a text message. :oops: Still, she said yes.

[Jimbuna]

I dunno, you made a good point about it being better to ask and know than not to ask and never know. Still, it's irrelevant to me now, but sometimes it's better to get rid of the uncertainty and be prepared for the possibility of rejection but the glimmer of hope of approval. That being said, it took threats of violence from the friend that introduced me to my other half to make me pluck up the courage to ask her...and even then I did it via a text message. :oops: Still, she said yes.

You bleedin southern fried chicken :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

Oh yes, this is a great tactic... if you want to impress her as being unbelievably creepy. :nope:

Like continually referring to cheesecake?

:hmmm:

[frau kaleun]

Like continually referring to cheesecake?

:hmmm:

Continually referring to cheesecake: not creepy.

Trolling the internet looking for your personal info without your knowledge, then making what I discovered to be your favorite cheesecake and sending it to what I now know is your home address because I think it will make you like me: creepy.

:O:

[Oberon]

You bleedin southern fried chicken :DL

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/colonel_sanders3.jpg

:haha::O::03:

[DarkFish]

and try to subconsciously impress her
What do you mean? So that she will subconsciously like him...like actually not knowing that she likes him but she does? :O:Nope, it means that he shouldn't try to impress her on purpose, but still do. Like, letting his subconscience take over:hmmm:

Just drink a few bottles of whiskey beforehand and you'll be subconscious in no-time:yeah:
...
hmm, no wait, that's actually unconscious, nevermind...:hmmm:

[Garion]

Happy Birthday :woot:

Remember that growing old is manditory, but growing up is optional :D

Cheers

Garion

[Gargamel]

tip: use the internet and you friends to dig up as much information as possible on her
and try to stalk her

FYP

[gimpy117]

next milestone: 21 :arrgh!:

[DarkFish]

next milestone: 21 :arrgh!:Depends which country he lives in. In the Netherlands the legal age for undistilled alcoholic drinks is 16, for distilled drinks 18. Also, from 18 years on we can "legally" smoke weed and hash:|\\

Netherlands FTW!!!:D

[Castout]

Well from a country that prides itself for having a brothel, a church and a school all in the same neighborhood :O: it is understandable

[the_tyrant]

Oh come on guys, Ok maybe I used the wrong word
what I'm saying is not spying, stalking, lurking, or social engineering
It is my personal opinion that non-obvious methods of impressing the girl is better
And also, preparation is important in every situation.

[Ducimus]

I just turned 18 today,

Gather up 60 to 80 bucks (with at least 30 to 40 bucks in 1's) , and hit your local strip club. :woot: (That's what i did anyway. :shifty: )

[DarkFish]

Well from a country that prides itself for having a brothel, a church and a school all in the same neighborhood :O: it is understandableyou mean you guys have seperate neighbourhoods for religion, education, and sex?:O:

(TBH I don't even know where to find the brothels here in Eindhoven. I do know some "drug stores" though (called "coffeeshops" in the NL:O: )

Oh come on guys, Ok maybe I used the wrong word
what I'm saying is not spying, stalking, lurking, or social engineering
It is my personal opinion that non-obvious methods of impressing the girl is better
And also, preparation is important in every situation.we know, we're just joking around with ya:O:

[Carotio]

Gather up 60 to 80 bucks (with at least 30 to 40 bucks in 1's) , and hit your local strip club. :woot: (That's what i did anyway. :shifty: )

I bet you did.
Actually, it's my birthday too, but twice as old, 36 years old, and I have still never been in a strip club. I have however seen striptease in other circumstances, but not like in a strip club. Don't know why I never got to do that, maybe because when I wanted to go, nobody else wanted to join, and it seemed a bit boring to go alone...

[Platapus]

18?

Crikey, I wear ties older than that. :har::har::har::har:

Conga rats man. Hope you had a good birthday.

Just remember, you have to grow older, but you don't have to grow up! :yeah:

Stay feral as long as you can. :know:

[Platapus]

I bet you did.
I have still never been in a strip club.

Don't bother, they are not worth it. It is no fun to pay money to see women who would normally have nothing to do with you. :yep:

Find yourself a nice lady and get a "private" strip. Sooooo much more satisfying.

[Jimbuna]

Stay feral as long as you can. :know:

Sound advice http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

[Castout]

Originally Posted by Platapus http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/smartdark/viewpost.gif (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=1529405#post1529405)
Stay feral as long as you can. :know:

Sound advice http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif



Don't listen to them :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Don't listen to them :O:
Don't listen to him. :D

[Sailor Steve]

Just remember, you have to grow older, but you don't have to grow up! :yeah:
Unfortunately you do have to put up with all the people who keep saying "Why don't you act your age?"

Trust me, I know this for a fact.

[krashkart]

Don't listen to him. :D

*fingers in ears*
Lalala can't hear you! Lalala can't hear you! LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU!! :O:

[Jimbuna]

Some will even say 'act your age and not your shoe size'....I don't know mine :DL

[Ducimus]

Don't bother, they are not worth it. It is no fun to pay money to see women you can't have press all your magic buttons.


Fixed. And... that isn't something you figure out tell your older. But, you sure do have fun in the meantime. :haha:

[antikristuseke]

Don't bother, they are not worth it. It is no fun to pay money to see women who would normally have nothing to do with you. :yep:

Find yourself a nice lady and get a "private" strip. Sooooo much more satisfying.

Prostitutes are more satifying that strippers indeed:D

[DarkFish]

Some will even say 'act your age and not your shoe size'....I don't know mine :DLI do:dead:


Shoesize that is.


And age as well of course:roll:


Though there's nothing wrong with my age, don't get me wrong!:-?


I do have rather large foots though, which is why I put the ":dead:" after "I do".


But the ":dead:" doesn't have anything to do with my age.


Just with my shoesize:damn:


You get it?:88)

[Gargamel]

Conga rats man. Hope you had a good birthday.

http://www.imgag.com/product/full/ap/3032060/cg6cp.gif

Just had to do that.... saw that typo and i lol'd when i found the pic to go with it.

[Platapus]

Not a typo. I have been using that term for years. :|\\

[DarkFish]

http://www.imgag.com/product/full/ap/3032060/cg6cp.gif

Just had to do that.... saw that typo and i lol'd when i found the pic to go with it.:rotfl2:
Reminds me of STEED's Bass Tart: http://subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1443263&postcount=27

[Ducimus]

Prostitutes are more satifying that strippers indeed:D

Guy i knew in the service once told me (and im cleaning this up a little bit),

"There is no such thing as free sex. All women are prostitutes, it's just the price that is negotiable."

Think i'll run and hide now, before Frau comes down on me like a ton of bricks.

[frau kaleun]

Oh Duuuuucimus....

INCOMIIIIIING!

http://tonofbricks.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/falling-bricks.jpg?w=376

[Jimbuna]

I do:dead:


Shoesize that is.


And age as well of course:roll:


Though there's nothing wrong with my age, don't get me wrong!:-?


I do have rather large foots though, which is why I put the ":dead:" after "I do".


But the ":dead:" doesn't have anything to do with my age.


Just with my shoesize:damn:


You get it?:88)

Huh? :hmmm::doh:

[kiwi_2005]

:woot:Happy birthday! :woot:

Man I so wish I was 18 again, once you hit the 40's you notice gravity is not your friend everything seems an extra weight on your shoulders, that's why we have alcohol for us oldies so we can feel lighter. :DL

[JU_88]

I want a Sega Saturn.

im confused about this one
If you're 18 now -then you would have been 3 years old when the Sega Saturn came out - abit young for VF2 and Sega Rally..

....but happy 18th mate :yeah: