How To Hold An Online Staring Contest [Archive]

krashkart

11-03-10, 10:47 PM

Or, The Great Subsim Staredown

Ok, so I got this idea about a month ago and still haven't figured out how to feasibly hold a staring contest on the internet. The idea is that no pictures or videos can be used, only text. I am absolutely stumped, and now I must ask the community:

How can a staring contest be held online, using only text? :ping:

UnderseaLcpl

11-03-10, 11:39 PM

Easy. I win. Contest over. :D

What next?

krashkart

11-03-10, 11:44 PM

Easy. I win. Contest over. :D

What next?

Drat! :damn:

:hmmm:

Plan B:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=179&pictureid=3214

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=179&pictureid=3215

:O:

Edit: Classic example of how not to hold an internet staring contest. :haha:

Sledgehammer427

11-04-10, 01:14 AM

Perhaps it should be transmitted into another game, like the haw many clicks can you get in 60 seconds. you can have bracket-style tourneys over that.

EDIT
or
Person A::stare:
Person B::stare:
Person A::stare:
Person B::stare:
Person A::stare:
Person B::stare:
Person A::stare:
Person B::stare:
Person A::stare:
Person B::O:
Person A::D

Sailor Steve

11-04-10, 01:18 AM

:stare:

Morts

11-04-10, 01:23 AM

:stare:

Dowly

11-04-10, 03:00 AM

:88)

krashkart

11-04-10, 03:57 AM

:har:

Crap. I lost already.

K, all serious now. *snort*

*cracks knuckles*

Here goes...

:stare:

Dowly

11-04-10, 04:16 AM

:eek:

Raptor1

11-04-10, 04:21 AM

:/\\:

krashkart

11-04-10, 04:25 AM

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=258&pictureid=2388

Jimbuna

11-04-10, 05:55 AM

http://imgcash2.imageshack.us/img524/1727/richardvt8.gif

Betonov

11-04-10, 05:57 AM

:cool: hehe, cant see me blink

Herr-Berbunch

11-04-10, 06:02 AM

:03:

One eye at a time technically isn't blinking :smug: Oh bugger!

Lionclaw

11-04-10, 06:17 AM

:o

...

TarJak

11-04-10, 06:23 AM

http://www.deviantart.com/download/137249382/Red_Eye_Smiley_by_RaXavier.png

krashkart

11-04-10, 06:24 AM

^^ Sweet!

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=258&pictureid=2561

Herr-Berbunch

11-04-10, 06:54 AM

*no pictures* but if they were allowed then this kid would obviously win...

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/kid-caught-staring.jpg

frau kaleun

11-04-10, 07:40 AM

*no pictures* but if they were allowed then this kid would obviously win...

The referee disagrees. Forfeit!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-cat-eyes-bosom.jpg

Gerald

11-04-10, 07:42 AM

:haha:

frau kaleun

11-04-10, 07:44 AM

I'm bringing in a ringer.

http://www.gifanatics.com/files/hypnotoadmini.gif

Gerald

11-04-10, 07:47 AM

Hypnosis? :o

krashkart

11-04-10, 08:32 AM

I... I... I thhhink that frog just winked at me. :doh:

Rockstar

11-04-10, 09:17 AM

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg302/koniferus/DroolingSmiley2.jpg

What frog?

frau kaleun

11-04-10, 09:25 AM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-snake-will-bite-your-face.jpg

Jimbuna

11-04-10, 10:03 AM

http://www.hopelessromantic.com/wackyheadpt/yellow_guy_crazy_hg_wht.gif

antikristuseke

11-04-10, 10:26 AM

Only text, all right.
http://www.atariarchives.org/bcc1/pages/page120.gif

Jimbuna

11-04-10, 10:59 AM

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/300/uglyoldman.gif

Herr-Berbunch

11-04-10, 11:03 AM

Jim's winning with that live webcam shot! :O:

Gerald

11-04-10, 11:11 AM

I agree with what a good time photo, :D

Jimbuna

11-04-10, 11:13 AM

Jim's winning with that live webcam shot! :O:

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2328/blahgc1.gif

krashkart

11-04-10, 08:05 PM

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=258&pictureid=2287

frau kaleun

11-04-10, 08:07 PM

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=258&pictureid=2287

That's one contest you boys can have all to yourselves. :O:

Buddahaid

11-04-10, 09:01 PM

<.> <.>

Platapus

11-04-10, 09:43 PM

That's one contest you boys can have all to yourselves. :O:

Frau Kaluen, would you kindly ask your boobs to stop staring at my eyes?

:D

frau kaleun

11-04-10, 09:48 PM

Frau Kaluen, would you kindly ask your boobs to stop staring at my eyes?

:D

*waves hand*

These aren't the boobs you're looking for. Move along.

:O:

TarJak

11-05-10, 02:31 AM

Here let R2 illuminate them for you:
http://www.luxurylaunches.com/entry_images/0507/02/r2d2_projector.jpg
Nope definately not the boobs I was looking for. Moving on now....:D:O:

krashkart

11-05-10, 03:45 AM

Did someone say boobs?

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=258&pictureid=2289

frau kaleun

11-05-10, 07:23 AM

Did someone say boobs?

This thread is so full of boobs, it really goes without saying. :O:

Gerald

11-05-10, 07:34 AM

http://imgur.com/NzzNj.jpg

krashkart

11-05-10, 07:37 AM

She better be careful; she might knock herself out with those! :arrgh!:

Gerald

11-05-10, 07:39 AM

Chances are, :D

Jimbuna

11-05-10, 08:35 AM

http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/goofy2.gif

frau kaleun

11-05-10, 08:40 AM

She better be careful; she might knock herself out with those! :arrgh!:

I understand her last boyfriend died in a tragic motorboating mishap.

krashkart

11-05-10, 08:42 AM

http://www.waxelastic.com/blog/images/rejected.gif

Platapus

11-05-10, 09:15 AM

*waves hand*

These aren't the boobs you're looking for. Move along.

:O:

That's not necessarily true. :O:

frau kaleun

11-05-10, 09:39 AM

That's not necessarily true. :O:

This is probably correct, as the general consensus among straight men seems to be that any boobs will do. :O:

Gerald

11-05-10, 09:44 AM

http://imgur.com/PrzKM.jpg

Platapus

11-05-10, 09:53 AM

This is probably correct, as the general consensus among straight men seems to be that any boobs will do. :O:

I seldom follow the "general consensus" on anything. :nope:

Herr-Berbunch

11-05-10, 09:56 AM

This is probably correct, as the general consensus among straight men seems to be that any boobs will do. :O:

That's what I thought. And then I changed my mind...

http://imgur.com/PrzKM.jpg

Herr-Berbunch

11-05-10, 09:58 AM

http://www.duskyswondersite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/blue-footed-booby-two.jpg

Kapitan_Phillips

11-05-10, 10:09 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bristol/content/images/2008/06/24/470colinbaker2_470x470.jpg

Herr-Berbunch

11-05-10, 10:15 AM

Colin? All of a sudden this could morph again into another thread - favourite Doctor Who?

For me, Tom Baker. Jon Pertwee was best as Worzel.

No, back to staring then.

http://www.sci-fi-online.com/2006_Interviews/07-01-08_TomBaker_03.jpg

Kapitan_Phillips

11-05-10, 10:57 AM

FIREWALL

11-05-10, 11:25 AM

I'm bringing in a ringer.

http://www.gifanatics.com/files/hypnotoadmini.gif

That's what you see when you lick that frog. :88) :haha:

krashkart

11-05-10, 02:28 PM

http://pulse2.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rejected-big.jpg

AVGWarhawk

11-05-10, 02:40 PM

http://ihasahotdog.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/funny-dog-pictures-staring-contest.jpg

AVGWarhawk

11-05-10, 02:40 PM

http://www.funny-pictures-and-videos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kitty-staring-contest.jpg

AVGWarhawk

11-05-10, 02:41 PM

http://demotivatorsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny-pictures-cat-has-contest-with-his-shadow1.jpg

AVGWarhawk

11-05-10, 02:41 PM

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/1/128883990557122917.jpg

AVGWarhawk

11-05-10, 02:42 PM

Workin' that post count! :o

Sailor Steve

11-05-10, 03:10 PM

Colin and Sylvester for me ;)
Having watched them all, and owning most of the original series, I have to paraphrase Will Rogers: I never watched a Doctor I didn't like. :sunny:

reignofdeath

11-05-10, 03:15 PM

I understand her last boyfriend died in a tragic motorboating mishap.
LMAO :yeah: Good one

frau kaleun

11-05-10, 03:16 PM

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-dog-pictures-staring-contest.jpg?w=500&h=321

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-dog-pictures-staring-contest.jpg

Jimbuna

11-05-10, 06:21 PM

http://www.123mycodes.com/myspacefunnystuff/img/1428.jpg

Must not blink!

kiwi_2005

11-06-10, 12:41 AM

http://i56.tinypic.com/6fs0mc.jpg

FIREWALL

11-06-10, 12:50 AM

To bad 1 post count to the customer. :haha:

TarJak

11-06-10, 04:56 AM

This is probably correct, as the general consensus among straight men seems to be that any boobs will do. :O:
Not im my case. I'm very particular about the boobs I look for.:O: Mind you I have to look at a lot of boobs, to find the boobs I'm looking for.:D

krashkart

11-06-10, 01:08 PM

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=179&pictureid=3227

Unbeatable :D

Jimbuna

11-06-10, 03:06 PM

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=179&pictureid=3227

Unbeatable :D

Nah...still shots are too easy :DL

http://www.decoman.net/linked/applause.gif

krashkart

11-06-10, 03:45 PM

Nah...still shots are too easy :DL

http://www.decoman.net/linked/applause.gif

Drat! Foiled by animation! :damn:

Crap! I blinked! :dead:

Nnnooo! I squinted!! :wah:

I am having terrible luck. :hmmm:

frau kaleun

11-06-10, 04:53 PM

Mind you I have to look at a lot of boobs, to find the boobs I'm looking for.:D

Sounds like my dating life, except that it usually involved having to kiss a lot of frogs. :O:

Gerald

11-06-10, 05:05 PM

http://imgur.com/IqGyY.jpg

:hmm2:

antikristuseke

11-06-10, 05:06 PM

http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3584896/78585494.jpg

Task Force

11-06-10, 05:40 PM

To win this staring contest, I need no fancy pictured, or animations... I just need :88)

krashkart

11-06-10, 05:52 PM

Game, set, match! :88)

Gerald

11-06-10, 06:07 PM

http://imgur.com/cBlvI.jpg

Jimbuna

11-07-10, 05:09 PM

Game, set, match! :88)

http://bp2.blogger.com/_Fa1Zpd69KE4/R_pwgzZrQBI/AAAAAAAAACM/pYEtZlGzAj4/s1600/k-swis.jpg

http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img104/2807/icontennisyk3.gif

Sailor Steve

11-07-10, 10:13 PM

Oh, somebody beaned that poor child with a tennis ball. I hope she's okay, Jim.

I'll tell you what - I'll give her mouth-to-mouth and you do the CPR.

No, wait - other way 'round.

No, wait - I'll do both and you hold the camera! :D

TLAM Strike

11-07-10, 10:26 PM

Castout

11-08-10, 04:37 AM

This fellow watches you even in your sleep and in your dream, he never sleeps nor grows weary and never takes his eyes off everyone. He missed nothing and his stare penetrates the soul and hearts and minds of all living beings, visible and otherwise and unbounded by time and space. Even the dead can't escape his watchful eyes that pair of big bright golden yellowish eyes with dark brown streaks . . . . which you will not forget once you've seen them.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/roh_kudus/Eaglestare.jpg

Sailor Steve

11-08-10, 08:14 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMfeF53QAMc
:rotfl2::rock:

Herr-Berbunch

11-08-10, 08:40 AM

Most of us at some point...

http://gimenez.biz/legend/images/staring.gif

Jimbuna

11-08-10, 08:49 AM