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AVGWarhawk
10-28-10, 02:29 PM
Some people just need to know when a new hobby is in order...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYkT1o7Yne4&feature=fvw
AVGWarhawk
10-28-10, 02:38 PM
Then there is this guy who could kick your arse into the next decade :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiOF_svod1c&feature=related
frau kaleun
10-28-10, 02:39 PM
Some people just need to know when a new hobby is in order...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYkT1o7Yne4&feature=fvw

That? Was AWESOME. :har:
Weiss Pinguin
10-28-10, 02:55 PM
Can't be worse than Irish Martial Arts (http://www.cracked.com/article_18632_irelands-only-kung-fu-movie-is-worst-film-ever-made.html) ;)
Takeda Shingen
10-28-10, 03:05 PM
The two best were the last one with the somersault the the one where the guy begins with "I hope you like pain", which he then follows with a series of........whatever those were.

As for the second video, it's cool and flashy, if impractical.
Rhodes
10-28-10, 04:06 PM
The two best were the last one with the somersault the the one where the guy begins with "I hope you like pain", which he then follows with a series of........whatever those were.

As for the second video, it's cool and flashy, if impractical.

Yes, the last two were priceless! :har::har::har::har::har:
Skybird
10-28-10, 05:13 PM
:D

That brought back some old memories.

This is Wing Tsun, and believe me, the guy is fast, very fast (the whole technique of WT is):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veRtesXr9Rc&feature=related
nikimcbee
10-28-10, 07:22 PM
Some people just need to know when a new hobby is in order...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYkT1o7Yne4&feature=fvw

Now you were the last guy in the video right?
AVGWarhawk
10-28-10, 07:24 PM
No. I was the guy who face planted then came up working my chucks only to pass out.....:har:
frau kaleun
10-28-10, 07:27 PM
No. I was the guy who face planted then came up working my chucks only to pass out.....:har:

It's a good thing I have a relatively private workspace because that one made me LOL.
Castout
10-28-10, 08:59 PM
For martial arts I have complete faith on little green man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRd9PGmAQUE&feature=related
kiwi_2005
10-28-10, 09:51 PM
Seen this before, that black dude is my favorite with the nunchuckers who nearly knocks himself out and tries to keep going :haha: Its like I'm okay man really. Then falls sideways :haha:
mookiemookie
10-29-10, 02:00 PM
Afro Ninja is an internet legend.

http://www.maniacworld.com/Afro_Ninja.jpg
Skybird
10-29-10, 06:14 PM
Bad martial arts? I think this guy tops it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgxywkmmf88&NR=1


Him:

:damn:

:88)

:damn:

:doh:

:damn:

:dead:


Me:

:06: -> :har:


And no, I think that different to the other movie, this one is not a fake. That guy really is that dumb!
Takeda Shingen
10-29-10, 10:52 PM
And no, I think that different to the other movie, this one is not a fake. That guy really is that dumb!

C'mon, there's no way that this video is real. Failing to break the boards is one thing, but why would he continue to invite the camera crew along?
Submarine
10-29-10, 11:48 PM
C'mon, there's no way that this video is real. Failing to break the boards is one thing, but why would he continue to invite the camera crew along?

Because he wanted to prove them wrong for reputations sake and failed again.. and again.. and.... again :nope:
Skybird
10-30-10, 03:37 AM
Because he wanted to prove them wrong for reputations sake and failed again.. and again.. and.... again :nope:
Right that. Advertisement for himself - that failed. He maybe waited to be discovered by Hollywood. :lol:

I also think I recognise the voice of the female commentator, btw. I heared her often on CNN, on reports from the entertainment and sports section. That also speaks against a private fake-for-fun. Hiring a profiled voice known in the media usually means needing to pay good money for it.
Platapus
10-30-10, 08:06 AM
Bad martial arts? I think this guy tops it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgxywkmmf88&NR=1


That guy was right about the people holding. Back in my Karate days I helped (holder only) in such a demonstration and we never had only one person hold the boards. For every millimeter that board moves it dissipates so much energy. I could hold a single board in such a way that no one could break it just by going with the flow of the force.

You really need a good holding team. :yep:

Now the scene where he fails when the boards are on the cinder blocks is another story.... Form, Focus, and Flow Learn these words grasshopper.