On a lighter note.

[Telemon]

Greetings,

I'm faced with a delicate problem.

I'm a little concerned about my Watch Officer. I accept that he likes to wear a little make up on the bridge but can any one suggest how I can tactfully, diplomatically hint that I think his lipstick is a little too pink. He cries very easily but it does catch the sunlight and I'm worried that the enemy can see it at long range.

[Jimbuna]

That's an easy one to fix...kiss him repeatedly and it'll wear off :smug:

[Sailor Steve]

Also a slight touch of actor's face powder should keep the glare down. Frau Kaleun should be along presently with better advice - not about make-up, but about dealing with crying sailors.

[Telemon]

I'm afraid the kissing bit is a no go jimbuna, my engineer is very very jealous and is prone to tantrum throwing. In addition my watch officer is rather too fond of the garlic.

[frau kaleun]

I'm afraid I only have worse news for you... half your crew is underage, and Chris Hansen is waiting for you in the o-messe.

http://local-static0.forum-files.fobby.net/forum_attachments/0012/6665/chris_hansen_large.jpg

[Telemon]

Frau Kaleun,

Where did you get the photo of my watch officer in male civvies? He usually wears a nice little lacy black number off duty.

I must contradict you none of my crew are under age. They're all over ten years old!!

[ediko]

Telemon I have a solution for you! http://blog.timesunion.com/tablehopping/files/2009/08/bag-over-head.jpg :salute:

[frau kaleun]

I must contradict you none of my crew are under age. They're all over ten years old!!

I *knew* there was something 'off' about the new Kriegsmarine recruiting program...

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/pedobear_free_candy_van.jpg

[ediko]

Looks legit. I'd do it!

[flag4]

...what is CANDY responsible for?

[STEED]

Send him to the Russian front on a top secret mission to French kiss Stalin. :haha: