Mysterious plane attacks US air base

[the_tyrant]

http://www.ubs47.com/attachments/month_1010/20101025_d038f2db0dc9eb376594zRr1nXkKRiYb.jpg
:O:

[TLAM Strike]

Mysterious plain? :O:

Pfft all that Raptor needs to do it turn on its APG-77 and that Zero would burst in to flames... :03:

[August]

The planes in Spain fly mainly over the plains which look rather plain except after it rains.

[razark]

Is that from this weekend's Wings Over Houston?

[Sailor Steve]

The planes in Spain fly mainly over the plains which look rather plain except after it rains.
You've gone to great pains to go against the grain, but it's such a strain that it's a total drain.

[August]

You've gone to great pains to go against the grain, but it's such a strain that it's a total drain.


Do you think it would be to my gain if I were to go up to Maine, or should I refrain and work on the things that I'm trying to attain?

[Takeda Shingen]

I'd want to complain of our rhymes so lame, but I'd do so in vain; each day is more of the same.

[August]

One should not disdain to play the game for such is the bane of forum fame.

[nikimcbee]

This is lame, this silly game.

[Castout]

So let us play the blame game

who is it today we're going to flame?

who do you want to blame?

maybe we just want a little fame

but damn

is this not a lame silly game we play?

but damn if you do not dare and

damn if you do not drain

because the rain of strain never stop drainin

just hope you can still catch the train

to the reign of the forever reign

because it is the reign that will blow everybody's brain

the only thing worth dyin man . . .

and no I'm not lyin though not

being too plain

See yourself the other plane when man it is time

I can assure you it will not be lame!

with a body of superman

and powers and authority attained . . .

hell anyone who said no must not have a brain and lame

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/roh_kudus/system-failure-matrix-code-wallpaper.jpg
The above system doesn't refer to governmental system failure but of old wrong ideas, ego, selfishness, self worship, ignorance, you name it.

[Rilder]

ITS ATTACKING RUN.

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/1492/hecatompylosplain2.jpg

[TarJak]

Aww you broke the chain and should be caned! I say again that plain plane would attack in vain for this threads disdain.

[krashkart]

Thou art right to complain,
for the causation of thy migraine.
For whatever it's worth,
trust in thy girth
to impress many a dame.

[Jimbuna]

The plane flying over the plain would experience no gain only pain.

[Sailor Steve]

I shall deign to explain this wordy train for those insane enough to cross the grain.

Mistaking "plain" for "plane" was only the start of the train. Continuing in this vein is, on the main, rather inane. I hearby ordain that any thane continuing this bane should be slain.

I shall now go comb my mane and pretend that I'm not really vain.

[NeonSamurai]

Urge to kill... rising!

[krashkart]

Will a doughnut cheer you up? :o:timeout:

http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/doughnuts.jpg (http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/doughnuts.jpg)

[NeonSamurai]

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3553/homerdonut.jpg

[krashkart]

Excellent!

http://www.tvweekonline.ca/files/blog/montgomery-burns-700445_0.gif

[August]

Urge to kill... rising!

Neo I feel your pain,
but don't go insane
Canst thou not dig,
A simple quatrain?

[Takeda Shingen]

quatrain

Oh you suck. I was going to use that one. :O:

[frau kaleun]

Well, this thread certainly went from bad to verse.

[Sailor Steve]

Urge to kill... rising!
Which has me devising a surprising host of trouble, leaving you despising my upsizing and looking for ways of criminalizing my uprising and chastising the whole revising.

Which is quite unsurprising. Sorry for sensationalizing.

[August]

Oh you suck. I was going to use that one. :O:


rhymes with:

abstain, ahlen, aine, alain, alaine, alane, alayne, allain, ane, aquitaine, arcane, arraign, ascertain, attain, ayn, bahrain, bain, baine, bane, bayne, beauchaine, beauchene, biscayne, blain, blaine, blane, blayne, brain, brattain, buntain, butane, cain, caine, campaign, cane, cayne, chain, champagne, champaign, champlain, charlayne, charmain, charmaine, chastain, cheyne, cocaine, complain, constrain, contain, costain, courchaine, crain, craine, crane, crayne, dahrain, dain, dane, dayne, decrane, defrain, deign, delaine, demain, deschaine, despain, detain, devane, dewayne, disdain, domain, domaine, drain, draine, drane, duane, duchaine, dufrane, dumaine, duquesne, dushane, duwayne, dwayne, elaine, elane, elayne, entertain, explain, fain, fane, fayne, feign, fontaine, fountaine, frain, fraine, frane, frayn, frayne, frein, freyne, gain, galane, germain, germaine, germane, grain, grein, hahne, hain, hane, hayn, hayne, helane, heyn, heyne, hossain, humane, hussain, hussein, iain, inane, inhumane, insane, jane, jayne, jermaine, jyishane, kain, kaine, kane, kayne, krain, krane, krein, lafountain, lafountaine, lain, laine, lamontagne, lane, laraine, layne, legerdemain, lehane, lennane, ln, lorain, loraine, lorraine, maclaine, maclean, main, maine, maintain, mane, mayne, mcbain, mcbane, mccain, mccane, mcclain, mcclaine, mcclane, mcgrain, mcgrane, mcguane, mckain, mckane, mclain, mclane, mcquain, mcshane, mcswain, mcwain, meyn, morain, moraine, mundane, mustain, o'kane, obtain, okane, ordain, overtrain, paign, pain, paine, pane, partain, payne, pertain, petain, plain, plane, preordain, profane, quain, rain, raine, rayne, refrain, regain, reign, rein, reine, remain, restrain, retain, retrain, rogaine, romain, romaine, rowaine, ruane, sain, saine, sane, sartain, serbaine, shain, shaine, shane, shayne, skein, slain, slaine, slane, spain, splain, splaine, sprain, stain, strain, st_germain, st_germaine, sustain, swain, swaine, swayne, sylvain, terrain, thain, thaine, thane, thayne, tirane, torain, train, trane, tremaine, tulane, twain, ukraine, uptain, urbain, urbane, vain, vane, vein, veyne, vrain, wain, wane, wayne, zane

[Sailor Steve]

CHEATER!!!




Not for using a rhyming dictionary, but for exposing the secret. :O:

[frau kaleun]

CHEATER!!!




Not for using a rhyming dictionary, but for exposing the secret. :O:

Whatever, you've moved on to -ising/-izing now anyway. :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Yeah, but the magician's cat is out of the bag. This puts August in the same class as those horrible charlatans...


Penn & Teller! :rotfl2::rock:

[UnderseaLcpl]

Let's add a new dimension to the story and have mysterious plane attack the base.

[Sailor Steve]

I dunno...is the base on a plain? Is the base on a plane? Is the plane in a lane?

[FIREWALL]

This thread seeks, to draw in all the Geeks.

[frau kaleun]

And more than a few freaks.

[Sailor Steve]

It just needs a couple of tweaks.

[Oberon]

It's the filming of the new Michael Bay Pearl Harbour remake!

Erm...which is due in a couple of weeks? :hmmm:

[frau kaleun]

And which no doubt reeks.

[Penguin]

Out of my garden and leave alone my leeks!

[CaptainMattJ.]

i came to claim my fame without shame for shame is lame and cant be tamed with rain :doh:

[FIREWALL]

i came to claim my fame without shame for shame is lame and cant be tamed with rain :doh:

That was plaino, lameo. :haha:

[krashkart]

Were it so easy to rhyme I'd eat a whole lime.


Spodee Odee :|\\

[frau kaleun]

Easy, peasy, limey squeezy
Surely it won't make you queasy
And when you have made your rhyme
And in your triumph eaten lime
You'll find you have a handy hat
To decorate your favorite cat!
But if by claws your hand is siezed
Then know this:
http://images.whatport80.com/images/2/23/Limecat_not_pleased.jpg

[krashkart]

:rotfl2::rock:

[Sailor Steve]

Methinks this plot is fully squeezed.

[krashkart]

Not just yet; nobody has sneezed.

[Sailor Steve]

Lime Cat must be appeased.

[frau kaleun]

You can't appease the cat of lime
There'll be no peace, not in our time
And no whirled peas, not on your life--
OMG HE'S GOT A KNIFE!

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm120/saxophil2004/limecat.jpg

[Penguin]

OMG HE'S GOT A KNIFE!


I hate to sing this song,
but what you wrote is wrong,
you have to believe me
a cat ain't never a he
so please don't yell
but I have to tell
every cat on earth is a female!



(yeah i know the last rhyme is kinda lame)

[August]

I haven't had the time,
to add a new rhyme.
but let me be clear
the verse I write here
though not good diction
Is my own composition
and written with good cheer.

[the_tyrant]

we should have a subsim rap battle some day

[frau kaleun]

fo shizzle, yo

[Sledgehammer427]

now there's an idea that may catch on.

M.C. August versus Penguin from the Hood!
:smug:
:hmmm:
:doh:
I can't title rap people to save my life.

[Oberon]

Penguin from the Hood!


http://www.hmshood.com/crew/memorial/s/stevena/image028.jpg? :hmmm:

[krashkart]

http://www.hmshood.com/crew/memorial/s/stevena/image028.jpg? :hmmm:

You man your ships with penguins? There's your problem! :O::D

[August]

now there's an idea that may catch on.

M.C. August versus Penguin from the Hood!
:smug:
:hmmm:
:doh:
I can't title rap people to save my life.

I don't even know what that means. Can you say that again in old guy talk? :DL

[Sledgehammer427]

I don't even know what that means. Can you say that again in old guy talk? :DL
my brain was -insert splattering motion here-
I meant to say I can't Give people rapper-like names to save me.


http://www.hmshood.com/crew/memorial/s/stevena/image028.jpg?

come to think of it...I think that counts as a bad omen. :dead:

[August]

my brain was -insert splattering motion here-
I meant to say I can't Give people rapper-like names to save me.


come to think of it...I think that counts as a bad omen. :dead:

But "Title Rap" sounds like it could mean something cool!

Remember "In the garden of Eden" is nowhere near as memorable as "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida". :salute:

[TLAM Strike]

Remember "In the garden of Eden" is nowhere near as memorable as "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida". :salute:

Especially when someone remembers it as "I am the god of Velveeta". :O:

[Sledgehammer427]

But "Title Rap" sounds like it could mean something cool!

Remember "In the garden of Eden" is nowhere near as memorable as "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida". :salute:

I was thinking of title rap as like

I play STALKER Shadow of Chernobyl,
my home base in Total War is Constantinople
Section 8, ain't that great
Because in FSX I'm flying Straight.
I don't have time to play Silent Hunter,
because I'm too busy playing IL2 with your brother
Painkiller is still a classic
But Saboteur is more bombastic.

etc :dead:

[Oberon]

You man your ships with penguins? There's your problem! :O::D

It works for Norway (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils_Olav)

[frau kaleun]

It works for Norway (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils_Olav)

:rotfl2:

On August 18, 2005, he was promoted to Colonel-in-Chief and on 15 August 2008 he was awarded a knighthood. He is the first penguin to receive such an honour in the Norwegian army.

I love that they felt it necessary to point that out. :haha:

[krashkart]

It works for Norway (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils_Olav)

Well I'll be go to sh!t. Someone must really like that penguin. :har:

[Gerald]

Poor Nils Olav, he must have it tough, :O:

[Jimbuna]

It works for Norway (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils_Olav)

I thought this was going to be a link to a Penguin 'missile' :doh: