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TLAM Strike
10-25-10, 07:47 PM
We interviewed hundreds of defectors, tasked dozens of satellites, and sent several subs on SIGNET missions off the Korean coast to find this out...














... the Dear Leader has a comb over...

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/3482/579996orig.jpg

:haha::haha:
the_tyrant
10-25-10, 07:48 PM
Suddenly losing hair is cool:yeah:
Ducimus
10-25-10, 09:43 PM
We interviewed hundreds of defectors, tasked dozens of satellites, and sent several subs on SIGNET missions off the Korean coast to find this out...

... the Dear Leader has a comb over...

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/3482/579996orig.jpg

:haha::haha:

:har:
nikimcbee
10-26-10, 12:14 AM
Stop raughing at me, or I nuke your ass!
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9m_sybN3q1qaOGkbEd3iDWIFp6_SiY Ruwx6agU8itKYEWH90&t=1&usg=__0Xknv4LaCe4f-2m2MgzryNvKTbM=
Castout
10-26-10, 12:25 AM
We're just jealous not all of us could own a country for ourselves. Asians seem to be luckier though cough cough.
bookworm_020
10-26-10, 01:59 AM
His topee was a secret mind reading machine! He had to get rid of it.....:D
Betonov
10-26-10, 02:12 AM
That's not funny, I'm starting to look like him :cry:
Castout
10-26-10, 02:17 AM
That's not funny, I'm starting to look like him :cry:


That must not be good everybody that looks like him is either dead or work for him :O:
Penguin
10-26-10, 05:44 AM
Well, Betonov could still work in Las Vegas either as the singing Kim Jong imitator or working in a chapel, getting couples married. :DL
Jimbuna
10-26-10, 05:46 AM
That's not funny, I'm starting to look like him :cry:

That's good, just think how popular you'll be.............................in NK :hmmm:
TarJak
10-26-10, 07:11 AM
That's good, just think how popular you'll be.............................in NK :hmmm:
Until the glorious, all knowing leader hears of your popularity, that is.
Ducimus
10-26-10, 03:46 PM
That's not funny, I'm starting to look like him :cry:

Might be time to break out the clippers soon then. At least here thats what some guys do when they lose the hair up top..... just shave it all off. If i was going bald, i think i would too. Looking like friar tuck is bad, but a comb over is far far worse.
Betonov
10-26-10, 05:45 PM
Well, I'm thining at the front for now, so I'm only going to have the sahara forehead.

Is it possible he's loosing hear because of the radiation :hmmm: all them nukular experiments
FIREWALL
10-26-10, 08:46 PM
Maybe this is the answer for Kim Jong and Betonov. http://getstarted.bosley.com/4x/?ph=978-5134&tmv=med01&CCID=20111574203566362&QTR=ZZf201002251220120Za20111574Zg172Zw6Zm803Zc203 566362Zs3086ZZ&CLK=276101026184305480&ac=003&ai=ED1FD4EDE62651F89973F5304719136FD000031A&ad=4658137030&sp=&fb=bosley%20hair%20restoration%20cost&theme=natural_look&gclid=COGl3cX18aQCFRBrgwodxzYc1A&&WT.srch=1 :har::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
Betonov
10-27-10, 01:58 AM
Maybe this is the answer for Kim Jong and Betonov. http://getstarted.bosley.com/4x/?ph=978-5134&tmv=med01&CCID=20111574203566362&QTR=ZZf201002251220120Za20111574Zg172Zw6Zm803Zc203 566362Zs3086ZZ&CLK=276101026184305480&ac=003&ai=ED1FD4EDE62651F89973F5304719136FD000031A&ad=4658137030&sp=&fb=bosley%20hair%20restoration%20cost&theme=natural_look&gclid=COGl3cX18aQCFRBrgwodxzYc1A&&WT.srch=1 :har::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
No chemicals please, I'm thinking about something like this

http://www.pwnage.ro/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/scalp-tattoo-win.jpg
bookworm_020
10-27-10, 03:27 AM
That's not funny, I'm starting to look like him :cry:

He's always looking for new stand in's for the enemies snipers!
Jimbuna
10-28-10, 10:35 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JmpkIMgnzIE/SgcyW56K53I/AAAAAAAAei0/R7m2Aa4RiyI/s400/Amazing+Hair+Cut+7.jpg