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TLAM Strike
10-20-10, 08:01 AM
"Its a terrorist attack! Show me your tits!!" (http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/09/23/emergency-remove-bra/)

:yeah:
Dowly
10-20-10, 08:04 AM
:hmmm:

I approve! :yeah:
papa_smurf
10-20-10, 08:25 AM
:har::har:
Weiss Pinguin
10-20-10, 09:14 AM
I believe a hands-on demonstration is needed if I'm going to pass accurate judgement on this device :smug:
Dowly
10-20-10, 09:19 AM
This one really has potential. Imagine you meet a reaaaaal ugly gal who happens to have biiiiig titties. The big bras can act as a paper bag. :hmmm:

Amazing what science can do these days. :yep:
danlisa
10-20-10, 09:26 AM
All A cups are doomed.:D
Dowly
10-20-10, 09:28 AM
Survival of the biggest. :yep:
SteamWake
10-20-10, 09:36 AM
The guy that came up with this idea won some sort of award. :woot:

I posted on it a while ago but cant find the post now.
CCIP
10-20-10, 09:37 AM
The guy that came up with this idea won some sort of award. :woot:.

a) the Ignoble Prize

b) it's actually a girl who invented this :88)
the_tyrant
10-20-10, 09:42 AM
I don't know what Similie I should use Dowly
http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/jd/j_0004.gif
or
http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/jd/j_0012.gif
both represent my emotion perfectly
Dowly
10-20-10, 09:45 AM
Why so serious? :cry:
the_tyrant
10-20-10, 10:06 AM
http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/bobo/B_0004.gifYou say I'm Serious?http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/bobo/B_0024.gifhttp://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f29.gif
Dowly
10-20-10, 10:22 AM
Now you're scary. :o
the_tyrant
10-20-10, 10:25 AM
It was just a joke, no homo man
Arclight
10-20-10, 10:31 AM
Right.



Practical bra! Yay!

Come next disaster, I'm gonna be out on the street. :D
CCIP
10-20-10, 10:34 AM
Right.



Practical bra! Yay!

Come next disaster, I'm gonna be out on the street. :D

I'm picturing this:
The world is ending! Toxic radiation is everywhere!
On the plus side, there's tits everywhere.

I think it's an ingenious way to keep control of a doomed (male) populace :88)
AVGWarhawk
10-20-10, 10:50 AM
All A cups are doomed.:D

:har:
CaptainMattJ.
10-20-10, 01:07 PM
at least all men will die happy. :yeah::yeah::yeah::yeah::D:D:D 1500000% approve of this idea!


i wonder what frau has to say about this :D
antikristuseke
10-20-10, 01:27 PM
"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?" is still a superior pickup line.
Weiss Pinguin
10-20-10, 01:48 PM
"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?" is still a superior pickup line.
Only if you're ready to catch them, though ;)
frau kaleun
10-20-10, 01:49 PM
i wonder what frau has to say about this :D

I'm just laughing because apparently there are a lot of men out there who assume that "taking off a bra" automatically equals "we get to see boobies." The latter would require a woman to walk around shirtless, and any woman worth her salt can get a bra off and out from underneath her shirt without showing you a thing.

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?" is still a superior pickup line.

This is indeed antikristuseke's superior pickup line, in that he's never been able to come up with anything else that will get him past first base. :O:
Dowly
10-20-10, 01:49 PM
"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?" is still a superior pickup line.

LMAO! :har:
Arclight
10-20-10, 02:04 PM
I'm just laughing because apparently there are a lot of men out there who assume that "taking off a bra" automatically equals "we get to see boobies."
Not really, it's just that we'll settle for barely-covered-boobies in the face of a disaster... well, any time of day, really. :hmmm:


Hoping the end of days comes on a cold day. :yep:
antikristuseke
10-20-10, 05:02 PM
This is indeed antikristuseke's superior pickup line, in that he's never been able to come up with anything else that will get him past first base. :O:

Hitting them over the head with half a brick just seems a bit too forward.
Spike88
10-20-10, 06:01 PM
Hitting them over the head with half a brick just seems a bit too forward.

:haha:


I honestly think this could be a bit awkward. Imagine being stuck in an emergency situation with your mum/sister/grandma/etc. Or with someone who sweats profusely. :-?
Dowly
10-20-10, 06:45 PM
:haha:


I honestly think this could be a bit awkward. Imagine being stuck in an emergency situation with your mum/sister/grandma/etc. Or with someone who sweats profusely. :-?

Easy. Take the extra cup she don't need, put it over your eyes. Of course, the down side is that you'll probably die due to not having anything to cover your airways, but that's a small price. :hmmm:
Castout
10-21-10, 04:48 AM
This has got me thinking a business idea!

A surgical mask that doubles as expendable bra!