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nikimcbee
10-18-10, 01:38 PM
I took my first step to being an hononary Tooner. I watched my first Newcastle United match on the tele on Saturday. Now I just need a jersey.

Newcastle tied Wigan?sp at the last second of play.:woot:

http://www.footballpictures.net/data/media/50/Newcastle_United_logo.png

vs

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:lmsk5HnsW8qRqM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7a/Chief_Wiggum.png/457px-Chief_Wiggum.png (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7a/Chief_Wiggum.png/457px-Chief_Wiggum.png&imgrefurl=http://injennifershead.com/%3Fp%3D378&usg=__88PF9dO5VUbciwWZbuUJ5rmArQs=&h=599&w=457&sz=141&hl=en&start=1&zoom=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=lmsk5HnsW8qRqM:&tbnh=135&tbnw=103&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwiggin%2Bchief%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26s a%3DN%26tbs%3Disch:1)

Now, do Geordies go on a drunken rampage for tying? What am I missing? pants~trousers~kilt?
Oberon
10-18-10, 01:51 PM
What you're missing is a crate or two of:

http://todaysadvisor.com/images/newcastle_brown_ale.jpg

Now you're sorted. :yeah:
nikimcbee
10-18-10, 01:53 PM
wait, it's Jim we're talking about here, so probab;y need this:
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Draught_Keg.jpg
ajrimmer42
10-18-10, 01:55 PM
:yeah:
Jimbuna
10-18-10, 02:03 PM
wait, it's Jim we're talking about here, so probab;y need this:
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Draught_Keg.jpg

Now your talking my language


http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/2884/drunkcob.gif

I'm off now to watch Blackburn tank the mackems http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9425/praydl5rp5.gif
STEED
10-18-10, 02:57 PM
And the half time snack...

http://medias.lepost.fr/ill/2008/07/23/h-20-1229382-1216830947.jpg
Oberon
10-18-10, 03:09 PM
Corr...I could just go one of them right now. Hold the greenery.

Funny really, you don't see so many evening/night burger vans about anymore, or at least not in the areas of London I've been to.
Back in the late 80s/early 90s, you'd see them about from time to time, doing teas and coffees.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP_owPXQjJQ

Like the van in this ad. And they used to be crewed by blokes like that too, and the tea was about the same quality. :haha: Or at least that's how the popular perception was, but they were cheap and I guess back then there weren't as many late night takeaways as there are now.

Sorry, I'm being far too serious...I'll just imagine the Donner I don't have. :haha:
Jimbuna
10-18-10, 03:14 PM
And the half time snack...

http://medias.lepost.fr/ill/2008/07/23/h-20-1229382-1216830947.jpg

Yes please http://www.britmodeller.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/Tasty.gif

0-0 at half time but Blackburn are down to 10 men :-?
STEED
10-18-10, 03:23 PM
Time for a egg & bacon butty with lots of brown source.

http://www.nineoaks-fisheries.co.uk/jpgs/egg_bacon.jpg
STEED
10-18-10, 03:33 PM
Don't forget a stock pile of pizza's as well. :DL

http://www.ceresandbacchus.com/images/20070405/first-pizza.jpg
STEED
10-18-10, 03:34 PM
To round the evening off...BLACK PUDDING. :D

http://john.pettigrew.org.uk/blog/images/black_pudding.jpg
gimpy117
10-18-10, 03:52 PM
wait, it's Jim we're talking about here, so probab;y need this:
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Draught_Keg.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/39985522_1c3ce11334.jpg?v=0

how about one of these? That should do him for tonight
Jimbuna
10-18-10, 04:19 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/39985522_1c3ce11334.jpg?v=0

how about one of these? That should do him for tonight

You sir.....are a gentleman and a scholar :yeah:
TarJak
10-18-10, 06:15 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/39985522_1c3ce11334.jpg?v=0

how about one of these? That should do him for tonightWhaddya mean do him for tonight. That truckload would be a light gargle before the real drinking begins:
http://img.thisismoney.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12/BrownAle_203x150.jpg%3C/a%3E

http://img.thisismoney.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12/BrownAle_203x150.jpg (http://img.thisismoney.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12/BrownAle_203x150.jpg)

Keep crankin' 'em oot boys, Jim's got a thirst oop!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46543000/jpg/_46543721_aletattoo.jpg
gimpy117
10-18-10, 06:18 PM
Whaddya mean do him for tonight. That truckload would be a light gargle before the real drinking begins:
http://img.thisismoney.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12/BrownAle_203x150.jpg%3C/a%3E

http://img.thisismoney.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12/BrownAle_203x150.jpg (http://img.thisismoney.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12/BrownAle_203x150.jpg)

Keep crankin' 'em oot boys, Jim's got a thirst oop!

maybe we should build a new factory by his house...just have the conveyor belt empty next to his armchair. :hmmm:
krashkart
10-18-10, 11:51 PM
maybe we should build a new factory by his house...just have the conveyor belt empty next to his armchair. :hmmm:

Wish they'd do the same here. As it is I have to walk a whole five blocks to buy any. :shifty::nope::wah:
gimpy117
10-19-10, 01:44 AM
lucky you. I need to go though a lot of leg work. on account of my birth date
krashkart
10-19-10, 03:13 AM
"A whole five blocks" is poking fun at the lazy half of my brain. :03:
Jimbuna
10-19-10, 05:49 AM
Now that is one job I'd love to retire into....checking the labels are the right way up as those botles leave the production line :DL

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/10/13/1255466159770/Newcastle-Brown-at-Federa-001.jpg


The bottled beer with its blue star label, first went on sale in 1927 and was brewed next to St James' Park football ground in Newcastle until 2005.
The day after "Broon's" launch, it was said the local police appealed to the brewery to make it weaker because the cells were full of drunks. The ale was also dubbed "dog" by drinkers, as they would make the excuse of going to "walk the dog" when going to the pub.
papa_smurf
10-19-10, 07:08 AM
Now your a proper 'tooner', you'll have to hate Sunderland fans with a passion. Im not looking forward to the North East derby: My brother-in law in a toon fan and my sisters friend is a Sunderland fan. Could be worse, i'm a Man Utd fan.......

Im sure most here remember Keegans rant:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRLfY_HrJwvkZQgserk9Ls26WuOFaKmP 434mFdQE2lztDTUq1g&t=1&usg=__kVwdgfnwUIP350MMyxZc_OZcNMg=
Jimbuna
10-19-10, 07:49 AM
Now your a proper 'tooner', you'll have to hate Sunderland fans with a passion. Im not looking forward to the North East derby: My brother-in law in a toon fan and my sisters friend is a Sunderland fan. Could be worse, i'm a Man Utd fan.......

Im sure most here remember Keegans rant:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRLfY_HrJwvkZQgserk9Ls26WuOFaKmP 434mFdQE2lztDTUq1g&t=1&usg=__kVwdgfnwUIP350MMyxZc_OZcNMg=

Oh that's easy, most of my 'outlaws' are SMB's (I'm sure you'll know what thet means but if not, simply ask your sisters friend) :DL