Does that look like a bear to you?

[krashkart]

An email exchange between a local official and a man attempting to get a fine waived. Apparently the city requires trash bins to be secured to avoid attracting bears. Offenders are fined $75. How does he wriggle his way out of it? Read on. :DL


Also, as per your instructions to report bear sightings immediately, I have attached a photograph taken outside my premises a few minutes ago. I apologise for the quality but was fearful of getting too close due to the fact bears constrict and consume their prey whole, taking several days to fully digest. As I have a short attention span and would prefer a quick death such as removing my helmet in space, I request you send assistance immediately.

Full article: http://www.27bslash6.com/trash.html





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[Betonov]

thats definately a bear. It looks nothing like a dog in a bear like coat

[frau kaleun]

I have heard that the best way to protect yourself during a bear attack is to roll into a tight ball and cover your face but I am pretty sure a flame-thrower or a special suit that metal spikes spring out of when you press a button would be more effective.

:har:

[Task Force]

Hmm, I perfer useing a tank... much easyer, and you can hide lunch in it!

[frau kaleun]

Hmm, I perfer useing a tank... much easyer, and you can hide lunch in it!

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4129/5081859909_f915e6361c.jpg

[yubba]

Looks like a bear coat wearing a dog.& I' m tired and I want to go home, all I want to do is too go to bed, had a little drink about an hour ago , and it went right too my head. :woot:

[Reece]

Yeh!! The guy's a nut job!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

http://craigswinejourney.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/facepalm23.jpg

[danzig70]

Hilarious! Sarcasm is the best way to deal with the government.

[Weiss Pinguin]

Due to the abundant supply of cats in the area, I'm surprised bears bother with the trash at all. As I have run over at least four cats this week and one of those did not put up much of a chase, it may be suggested that elderly residents and their cats pose more of an attraction for bears than unsecured trash. For the safety of all residents, section 9 of the MPOA Agreement should probably be amended to state that all cats, and their elderly owners, be kept in bear-proof containers.
:rotfl2:

[krashkart]

Kudos to the bear for being so patient with it's "prey". :O::rotfl2:

[Arclight]

Hilarious! Sarcasm is the best way to deal with the government.
That or blackmail. :lol:

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.