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Weiss Pinguin
10-07-10, 01:11 PM
Historians admit to inventing ancient Greeks (http://www.theonion.com/articles/historians-admit-to-inventing-ancient-greeks,18209/)

Egregious :nope:

frau kaleun
10-07-10, 01:38 PM
Seeing as how the end result included Gerard Butler in a loincloth, I'm prepared to forgive and forget.

AVGWarhawk
10-07-10, 01:41 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NSdOK7zgvak/TE2e76YhPSI/AAAAAAAAA0Q/BWrQwD483uU/s1600/sparta.jpg

Raptor1
10-07-10, 01:43 PM
I knew it, the whole thing was wildly improbable and unrealistic... :nope:

Takeda Shingen
10-07-10, 02:04 PM
Saw that this morning. Excellent! :haha:

Méo
10-07-10, 02:10 PM
Moreover, we have some rather disappointing things to tell you about the pyramids, the works of Leonardo da Vinci, penicillin, the Internet, the scientific method, movies, and dogs.:doh:

TLAM Strike
10-07-10, 02:51 PM
Ancient Greece was made up by the Americans... :hmmm:

...This is already taught as fact in Saudi Arabia... ;)

Garion
10-07-10, 05:07 PM
I use ancient greece to cook my chips... they taste better :woot:


I'll get my coat

Cheers

Garion

CaptainMattJ.
10-07-10, 05:37 PM
wtf? this doesnt even make any sense. at all. is this some kind of joke? i dont get it.....

frau kaleun
10-07-10, 05:39 PM
wtf? this doesnt even make any sense. at all. is this some kind of joke? we KNOW there was an ancient greece.

It's an article from The Onion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion).

CaptainMattJ.
10-07-10, 05:40 PM
It's an article from The Onion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion).
ohhhOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH.

i never knew that. :doh::doh:

frau kaleun
10-07-10, 05:43 PM
Please allow me to apologize in advance for the following outburst:

:har: OMG N00BZ! :har:

There's always a first time. At least yours was among friends. :D

Ducimus
10-07-10, 05:54 PM
I probably shouldn't admit this, but i started reading the article, thinking:

"WTF, this is too fanstistic! Homer, the Illiad, et all, made up? This is too incredible to believe. What news source is this anyway?!

*looked at the URL*

"oh......."

Sailor Steve
10-08-10, 01:27 AM
It's an article from The Onion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion).
FRAU! I'm ashamed of you! Using Wiki as a source. Don't you know they never get anything right?

You should have used The Onion itself - much more reliable. :O:




Oh, and they just released this photo of the professor who actually wrote the Illiad and the Odyssee for them.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Homer.jpg

Castout
10-08-10, 01:42 AM
Anything that comes from the onion is proven, factual and true



That's why you wouldn't believe them :DL

Betonov
10-09-10, 05:24 AM
Some of the articles in Onion are more believable than tha actual news you hear, especially the ones about the top goverment oficials and new laws getting passed