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the_tyrant
10-04-10, 05:56 PM
yeah, now we accuse Islam, Obama and the government for our problems
thing is, there are supporters of Islam, Obama and the government in subsim
therefore, accusing them causes huge flame wars.
Why don't we just accuse North Korea for everything?
After all, there are no North Koreans in Subsim.
North Koreans can't access the internet, and technically they are still at war with the rest of the world. so accusing them is politically correct, and will offend nobody!

Takeda Shingen
10-04-10, 06:02 PM
While I applaud your push for forum harmony, I would point out that stopping vitriol on GT is like trying to catch all of the falling rain; it is impossible.

My philosophy is that sometimes you get involved, sometimes you pull the hatch closed and ride it out.

TLAM Strike
10-04-10, 06:06 PM
Nobody has the guts to accuse North Korea when its clear they are responsible... :-?

AdeptCharge
10-04-10, 06:21 PM
yeah, now we accuse Islam, Obama and the government for our problems


Why don't we just accuse North Korea for everything?
WE ??? You are mistaken. I do not want this. Clap-trap.

antikristuseke
10-04-10, 06:24 PM
I have a better plan and it does more than just unify the forum, for this plan actually betters the world. We should all get shovels, a smei or ten full of beer and dig Poland into a nice lake. That would prevent any future german push towards the east for much coveted lebensraum in siberia, noone would ever have to drive through Poland again and everyone would be happier.:D

Takeda Shingen
10-04-10, 06:26 PM
I have a better plan and it does more than just unify the forum, for this plan actually betters the world. We should all get shovels, a smei or ten full of beer and dig Poland into a nice lake. That would prevent any future german push towards the east for much coveted lebensraum in siberia, noone would ever have to drive through Poland again and everyone would be happier.:D

So it's Poland's fault! Damn screen-doored submarines!

TLAM Strike
10-04-10, 06:28 PM
I have a better plan and it does more than just unify the forum, for this plan actually betters the world. We should all get shovels, a smei or ten full of beer and dig Poland into a nice lake. That would prevent any future german push towards the east for much coveted lebensraum in siberia, noone would ever have to drive through Poland again and everyone would be happier.:D

I think they are prepared for that...
http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/2934/xin42120527073512527084.jpg

Raptor1
10-04-10, 06:31 PM
*raises hand*

I vote for blaming Poland, it's tried and tested.

TLAM Strike
10-04-10, 06:34 PM
*raises hand*

I vote for blaming Poland, it's tried and tested.

No I say we blame Canada... :hmmm:

Takeda Shingen
10-04-10, 06:34 PM
No I say we blame Canada... :hmmm:

I say we blame Rochester. :O:

It's Rochester's fault that the blast furnaces closed down!

Legionary74
10-04-10, 06:36 PM
Blame the moon!

Those damned martians..

Raptor1
10-04-10, 06:36 PM
Clearly it's that accursed Polish-Canadian-Rochester conspiracy...

antikristuseke
10-04-10, 06:36 PM
I think they are prepared for that...
http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/2934/xin42120527073512527084.jpg

See, even the polish will be happier people as waterborn nomads on lake Poland.

TLAM Strike
10-04-10, 06:50 PM
See, even the polish will be happier people as waterborn nomads on lake Poland.

Those are German troops... :doh:

Note the H&K rifles... :03:

Castout
10-04-10, 07:24 PM
North Koreans can't access the internet, !

You have no idea . . . . . .:hmmm:

antikristuseke
10-04-10, 07:31 PM
Those are German troops... :doh:

Note the H&K rifles... :03:

Some branches of the polish armed forces have adopted the G-36, my bad.

the_tyrant
10-04-10, 07:32 PM
You have no idea . . . . . .:hmmm:
Hi Kim Jion Il:salute:

Castout
10-04-10, 07:36 PM
Hi Kim Jion Il:salute:

Nah :D. South Korea is a regular victim of wide scale cyber attack on yearly basis :hmmm:.

bookworm_020
10-04-10, 08:02 PM
Just blame my cat, he doesn't read this forum and to my knowledge hasn't yet hacked my computer.....

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7786/christmas2008059.jpg

Raptor1
10-04-10, 08:09 PM
Just blame my cat, he doesn't read this forum and to my knowledge hasn't yet hacked my computer.....


Don't be so sure, he might be informing the Catstapo right now...

Castout
10-05-10, 05:22 AM
Why not blame God I mean God wouldn't even protest even if He did nobody would know :D
and not to mention He's getting widely unpopular and even hated in many countries.

And it's actually sensible to blame God on just about anything..bad hair day, breaking up, toll fee, stupid coworker, etc. Really anything and everything!

and just what would God do even if He existed? File a libel suit? LOL

Raptor1
10-05-10, 08:45 AM
Blaming God is like blaming Belgium; you have to admit it exists before you can do it...

Castout
10-05-10, 09:40 AM
Blaming God is like blaming Belgium; you have to admit it exists before you can do it...

:DL but unlike Belgium even many of the non believers would hate what they think a nonexistent entity and you can't hate something that you think don't exist....like Belgium for ya or Santa Claus for me or the ever powerful spoon for example.

Penguin
10-05-10, 09:49 AM
I have a better plan and it does more than just unify the forum, for this plan actually betters the world. We should all get shovels, a smei or ten full of beer and dig Poland into a nice lake. That would prevent any future german push towards the east for much coveted lebensraum in siberia, noone would ever have to drive through Poland again and everyone would be happier.:D

Hey, we can also take the western route over France and the USA to get to Siberia...:O:

Oberon
10-05-10, 11:49 AM
Blaming God is like blaming Belgium; you have to admit it exists before you can do it...

:har::har::har:

I think that's your best one yet... :up:


Anyway, I'm British, so generally I don't blame Muslims, Obama, the DPRK, God (because He is an Englishman) or Belgium for any problems.

I blame the French. :yep::03:

antikristuseke
10-05-10, 12:45 PM
I'll stick with Poland.

Jimbuna
10-05-10, 01:03 PM
:har::har::har:

I think that's your best one yet... :up:


Anyway, I'm British, so generally I don't blame Muslims, Obama, the DPRK, God (because He is an Englishman) or Belgium for any problems.

I blame the French. :yep::03:

Or the Germans if it happens on a weekday ending with the letter 'y' :hmmm:

Sailor Steve
10-05-10, 01:15 PM
Blame the moon!

Those damned martians..
Wouldn't that be the Lunies rather than the Martians?

Of course if you call somebody "loonie"... :dead:

Oberon
10-05-10, 01:19 PM
Or the Germans if it happens on a weekday ending with the letter 'y' :hmmm:

Ah yes, forgot about ze Germans. But then again, that's how it happens isn't it? One moment you've forgotten about them, the next they're reoccupying the Rhineland. :yep:

TLAM Strike
10-05-10, 01:28 PM
Wouldn't that be the Lunies rather than the Martians?

Luna is a protectorate of the Martian Confederation, so you can call them Martians as they are politically part of Mars. It confuses some since the Venusian Empire and the Jovian Hegemony don't control territory so far from their orbit while Mars does.

...didn't they teach you that in school?

:03:

JU_88
10-05-10, 01:56 PM
Aww how you blame this poor ronrey guy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs

Pure comedy gold :D

Oberon
10-05-10, 04:08 PM
Luna is a protectorate of the Martian Confederation, so you can call them Martians as they are politically part of Mars. It confuses some since the Venusian Empire and the Jovian Hegemony don't control territory so far from their orbit while Mars does.

...didn't they teach you that in school?

:03:

Pfft, the Selenites are slaves of their Martian overlords, that's the real story.

The problem is, of course, the humans. They have developed primitive intelligence, yet their society is structured around perpetual conquest and conflict.

krashkart
10-05-10, 04:27 PM
Meh. I blame it on Minnesota... and occasionally British Columbia.




Who are we accusing of what again? :doh::hmmm:

TLAM Strike
10-05-10, 04:39 PM
The problem is, of course, the humans. They have developed primitive intelligence, yet their society is structured around perpetual conquest and conflict.

Problem?
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/5886/billpaxtonaliensc101038.jpg
No we're the solution...

Oberon
10-05-10, 04:54 PM
Problem?
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/5886/billpaxtonaliensc101038.jpg
No we're the solution...

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:6wjR_4sp6w5b0M:http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MEPOD/10012330%7EThe-War-of-the-Worlds-The-First-Victims-of-the-Martian-Heat-Ray-Posters.jpg&t=1

:hmmm:

JU_88
10-05-10, 05:07 PM
Problem?
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/5886/billpaxtonaliensc101038.jpg
No we're the solution...

Sure... :dead:

TLAM Strike
10-05-10, 05:17 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:6wjR_4sp6w5b0M:http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MEPOD/10012330%7EThe-War-of-the-Worlds-The-First-Victims-of-the-Martian-Heat-Ray-Posters.jpg&t=1

:hmmm:

Pfft... heat ray... we got those already...
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3166/activedenialsystemhumve.jpg

krashkart
10-05-10, 05:23 PM
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3166/activedenialsystemhumve.jpg

My my my. Couldn't be too hard to hit that big ol' reflector. :rotfl2:

CaptainMattJ.
10-05-10, 05:24 PM
blame me! :yeah:

TLAM Strike
10-05-10, 06:56 PM
My my my. Couldn't be too hard to hit that big ol' reflector. :rotfl2:
But its a reflector, it reflects whatever you shoot at it back to the source. :03:

frau kaleun
10-05-10, 09:18 PM
But its a reflector, it reflects whatever you shoot at it back to the source. :03:

So basically it's the high-tech version of "I'm rubber, you're glue, what bounces off me sticks to you"?

frau kaleun
10-05-10, 09:20 PM
Problem?
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/5886/billpaxtonaliensc101038.jpg
No we're the solution...

Hudson? "Game Over Game Over Man" Hudson? :har:

Scuse me but I believe the solution you're looking for is:

http://itthing.com/wp-content/uploads/Sigourney-Weaver-Alien-C10038736.jpg

Takeda Shingen
10-05-10, 09:26 PM
I tried to find something humorous to follow 'the solution', but after Googling 'What is the solution', the first thing that came up was this:

http://trollcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/suicide_is_the_solution_trollcat.jpg

I'm not sure what I did to make that cat hate me so.

frau kaleun
10-05-10, 09:40 PM
All I know is, if you're not part of the solution... you're part of the precipitate.

Castout
10-05-10, 09:40 PM
I blame him

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2007/06/cutest_little_kitten_and_frog.jpg

...for everything

because I can and I will :hmmm:

frau kaleun
10-05-10, 09:47 PM
He wuz framed! But by who?

:hmmm:

http://www.jeboavatars.com/images/avatars/261319145065Ferret%205.jpg

Now everything makes sense...

CaptainMattJ.
10-05-10, 10:18 PM
He wuz framed! But by who?

:hmmm:

http://www.jeboavatars.com/images/avatars/261319145065Ferret%205.jpg

Now everything makes sense...
:har:

Castout
10-05-10, 10:31 PM
He wuz framed! But by who?

:hmmm:

http://www.jeboavatars.com/images/avatars/261319145065Ferret%205.jpg

Now everything makes sense...

Ah that ferret :DL

But I'm still going to blame the kitten..because it's convenient you know like (edit) escalator :O:

http://www.profiletreasures.com/comments/Funny/Fitness-Escalator.gif

Sailor Steve
10-05-10, 10:38 PM
Aww how you blame this poor ronrey guy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs

Pure comedy gold :D
Shouldn't that be brame? Can't you even write Engrish? :O:

Sailor Steve
10-05-10, 10:41 PM
Luna is a protectorate of the Martian Confederation, so you can call them Martians as they are politically part of Mars. It confuses some since the Venusian Empire and the Jovian Hegemony don't control territory so far from their orbit while Mars does.

...didn't they teach you that in school?

:03:
I think I srept through that crass.

krashkart
10-06-10, 05:28 AM
But its a reflector, it reflects whatever you shoot at it back to the source. :03:

Not if we shoot it from behind. :O:

Oberon
10-06-10, 08:14 AM
Hudson? "Game Over Game Over Man" Hudson? :har:

Scuse me but I believe the solution you're looking for is:



Frankly, against the guys I've posted, all you need is this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Rhinovirus.PNG/185px-Rhinovirus.PNG