Area Woman Reaches Pointless Milestone, Experts Say Obama To Blame

[frau kaleun]

http://greencs.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/5000-lolcat.jpg?w=432&h=535

It's my horn and I'll toot if I want to, toot if I want to, toot if I want to.

You would toot too if it happened to you! :woot: :woot: :woot:

I'd like to thank the Academy, my wonderful writers, my faithful boytoys Dowly and Vendor, and all those wonderful people out there in the dark. And Sailor Steve for inspiring me to proofread my posts before hitting the Submit button. And Task Force, for showing all of us that it's not what you say, it's how many times you say it. And... oh god, I'm so nervous, I knew I should've prepared a speech... and oh yeah our benevolent overlord, Neal Stevens, for making the entire production possible in the... hey, wait, why is the band playing? I'M NOT DONE YET!






I'm Frau Kaleun and I approved this spam.

:O:

[Gerald]

Party time, congratulations, :yep: btw,have you invited your friends from Goat Society :hmmm:

[frau kaleun]

Party time, congratulations, :yep: btw,have you invited your friends from Goat Society :hmmm:

http://www.signpictures.net/pictures/sorry_no_goats_allowed.jpg

[Gerald]

Excellent, well thought out, nice to have peace and quiet :DL

[LiveGoat]

This will not stand. :nope:

Blatant goatism!


http://www.signpictures.net/pictures/sorry_no_goats_allowed.jpg

[frau kaleun]

This will not stand. :nope:

Blatant goatism!

Okay, okay... we'll let the goats in. But if we do that we can't keep the ferrets out either, and you know how much trouble they are. :O:

[antikristuseke]

If the goats are not there, I'm not coming:stare:

[frau kaleun]

If the goats are not there, I'm not coming:stare:

So I've heard. :O:

[TarJak]

Congratumalations!

This thread is headed for the bucket from the looks of things so far.:O:

[antikristuseke]

So I've heard. :O:

Those rumours are wildly exagerated...:oops:

[frau kaleun]

Congratumalations!

This thread is headed for the bucket from the looks of things so far.:O:

Ain't that the truth... once the Aussies show up, you might as well let in everybody. :O:

[Castout]

:dead: . . . . subsim's definitely getting stranger by the day. :O:

[TarJak]

But at least you know who'll bring the beer.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:F5apDZqfo4-GiM:http://www.thenovakagency.com/dm/articles/675_img_locn.png&t=1

[Sailor Steve]

I see that your daily count is improving as well. :sunny:

[frau kaleun]

But at least you know who'll bring the beer.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:F5apDZqfo4-GiM:http://www.thenovakagency.com/dm/articles/675_img_locn.png&t=1

:rotfl2: Too right!

[frau kaleun]

I see that your daily count is improving as well. :sunny:

That's because of all the non-commenting I keep not doing in Vendor's No Comment thread.

[frau kaleun]

Those rumours are wildly exagerated...:oops:

Apparently you're right... the goats say it wasn't that great for them either. :O:

[frau kaleun]

:dead: . . . . subsim's definitely getting stranger by the day. :O:

I've always depended on the kindness of strangers.

[LiveGoat]

Let's see, goats, ferrets and beer swilling kangas living in perfect harmony under the protective watch of a submarining frau... good lord, we've become "SubChan!" :o

Quick, we have to disinfect the animal roleplaying before it spreads!

I propose another Obama thread. If necessary, a full out attack on someone's religion/politics/ or why Hall and Oates were a good group (err... as an example, I mean :oops:).


:dead: . . . . subsim's definitely getting stranger by the day. :O:

[frau kaleun]

I propose another Obama thread. If necessary, a full out attack on someone's religion/politics/ or why Hall and Oates were a good group

I was right there with you for a minute, but if you insist on starting a pro Hall & Oates thread I'm afraid I'll have to complain to the moderators. We've got to have some standards, after all.

[antikristuseke]

Let's see, goats, ferrets and beer swilling kangas living in perfect harmony under the protective watch of a submarining frau... good lord, we've become "SubChan!" :o

Quick, we have to disinfect the animal roleplaying before it spreads!

I propose another Obama thread. If necessary, a full out attack on someone's religion/politics/ or why Hall and Oates were a good group (err... as an example, I mean :oops:).

Hello there goaty boy, come here often?:cool::D

[Gerald]

Hello there goaty boy, come here often?:cool::D that kind of delicate interest which is raging here :D

[Jimbuna]

Too many people goating around here :DL

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/funny-pictures-emo-goat-in-tree.jpg

[SteamWake]

I think she was just kidding :haha:

Grats on all the spammage ! :yeah:

[Gerald]

:haha:

[Rilder]

Alright guys who invited the clown?

*Swings axe around several times and gives a serial killer grin* :arrgh!:

[Takeda Shingen]

Congratulations on your contributions to the field of spamming. :O:

Still, this is but another nail in the coffin of the accursed regime. How anyone who claims to be an honest and good American could sit idly and allow this level of spammage to happen is beyond me. The voters will speak in November!!11!!11!oneoneoneone.

[Rilder]

Congratulations on your contributions to the field of spamming. :O:

Still, this is but another nail in the coffin of the accursed regime. How anyone who claims to be an honest and good American could sit idly and allow this level of spammage to happen is beyond me. The voters will speak in November!!11!!11!oneoneoneone.

Voters? Sir this is a Feudal Monarchy. ;)

[Takeda Shingen]

Voters? Sir this is a Feudal Monarchy. ;)

Well, then.....

As a minor lord in this feudal system, I demand an increase in my tribute. I prefer gold, but will settle for grain! :D

[antikristuseke]

Mostly unused kleenex and a few pictures is all you are going to get.

[Takeda Shingen]

Mostly unused kleenex and a few pictures is all you are going to get.

How mostly are we talking? A few wipes of the nose or full blowing?

[antikristuseke]

I wish blowing was involved in what it was used to wipe, but not quite.:D

[Takeda Shingen]

I wish blowing was involved in what it was used to wipe, but not quite.:D

I was hoping against hope. :O:

[Jimbuna]

Mostly unused kleenex and a few pictures is all you are going to get.

How mostly are we talking? A few wipes of the nose or full blowing?

I wish blowing was involved in what it was used to wipe, but not quite.:D

Careful how you handle the used bits :DL:03:


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[krashkart]

Wasn't it just a few short weeks ago that we were celebrating your 4,000-some-odd post? My goodness. *tsk tsk* :stare:

Congratulations! Your e-peen is now larger than my apartment. http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=258&pictureid=2293


@jimbuna - Who's stalking you? :06:

[Gerald]

http://www.alexcarlock.com/images/Fun/att00004.gif[/QUOTE] :DL

[Jimbuna]

@jimbuna - Who's stalking you? :06:

If you have to ask then it musn't be so obvious to you :DL

[frau kaleun]

Voters? Sir this is a Feudal Monarchy. ;)

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' servers is no basis for a system of government.



@jimbuna - Who's stalking you? :06:

Better him than me!

Hello there goaty boy, come here often?:cool::D

I think we have a love connection! :D

[antikristuseke]

Yeah, neal shouldn't be admin just because some moistened tart handed him a stack.

[gimpy117]

congrats on the 5000 :()1:

[DarkFish]

I made you a Spamday cake, but your lolcat ate it:stare:
http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv319/Stona111/lolcat-birthday.jpg

Congratulations, Frau!:woot:

[Jimbuna]

Better him than me!



LOL :yep:

[frau kaleun]

LOL :yep:

:hmm2:

[Jimbuna]

:hmm2:

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[krashkart]

I saw that cat walk by before... Vendor's been duplicated by the agents. :o

[TLAM Strike]

Congrats on 5,000

here is a funny gif of a purdy cat...
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[frau kaleun]

I saw that cat walk by before... Vendor's been duplicated by the agents. :o

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/funny-pictures-gif-endless-cats.gif

The cloning machine is out of control!

[Gerald]

I saw that cat walk by before... Vendor's been duplicated by the agents. :o :cool:

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/DJ_Kitty_Cat/

[Legionary74]

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