Lets play "would you rather..."

[GoldenRivet]

Post your answer, then post your question:


I'll start us off.

Would you rather die of over-eating in a restaurant you HATE or die of starvation in a restaurant you LOVE?

[Gerald]

I say no, there are always other options for eating

[Sledgehammer427]

rofl. that's one way to start a thread.
I'd rather die of overeating. starvation just sounds like the worst way to go.

[JokerOfFate]

I'd die hungry, overeating is a much more painful and prolonged why of going.

[Takeda Shingen]

Die of starvation.

Would you rather read a bad book or watch a bad movie?

[Gerald]

None of your options, rather a long voyage to Portland

[GoldenRivet]

Die of starvation.

Would you rather read a bad book or watch a bad movie?

See a bad movie.

Would Rather eat 1 solid white dog turd with a glass of milk, or drink 5 pureed white dog turds mixed with milk?

[Takeda Shingen]

See a bad movie.

Would Rather eat 1 solid white dog turd with a glass of milk, or drink 5 pureed white dog turds mixed with milk?

Eat one.

Would you rather live in leisure for the rest of your life and remain unattached or toil the rest of your days but find the love of your life?

[GoldenRivet]

Eat one.

Would you rather live in leisure for the rest of your life and remain unattached or toil the rest of your days but find the love of your life?

are you INSANE????? :har:

leisure / unattached


easiest choice ever in history!!!

[Takeda Shingen]

are you INSANE????? :har:

leisure / unattached


easiest choice ever in history!!!

:haha:

EDIT: Mrs. Takeda has instructed me to retract my above laughter and state that this is not at all funny.

[TLAM Strike]

Eat one.

Would you rather live in leisure for the rest of your life and remain unattached or toil the rest of your days but find the love of your life?

Unattached please!

Ok would you rather be shot or bayoneted to death?

[GoldenRivet]

do we get to choose where we are shot or bayoneted?

[GoldenRivet]

:haha:

EDIT: Mrs. Takeda has instructed me to retract my above laughter and state that this is not at all funny.

case in point :up:

:woot:

[Takeda Shingen]

do we get to choose where we are shot or bayoneted?

That would be a critical decision. I would much rather be shot in the head than bayonted in, say, the groin.

[TarJak]

Shot

Your prefence of living a long life in poverty or a short life in luxury?

[Task Force]

hmm, short life in luxury.

Would you rather be questioned by the gestapo or the NKVD?

[TarJak]

hmm, short life in luxury.

Would you rather be questioned by the gestapo or the NKVD?
Enjoy your 5 mins luxury life then.:D

[Task Force]

Enjoy your 5 mins luxury life then.:D

Well, its better than 10 mins of living in the gutter.

[TarJak]

Well, its better than 10 mins of living in the gutter.
Nah I was going to give you 120 years.:O:

[Task Force]

Nah I was going to give you 120 years.:O:

hmm, 120 years of rats and back allys... hmm

plus id probably get alzheimers, or arthritis or something...

[GoldenRivet]

hmm, short life in luxury.

Would you rather be questioned by the gestapo or the NKVD?

Questioned by the Gestapo. Because the question would be "what do you want us to do with the prisoner sir?" ;-)

[Castout]

Would you rather love a person who absolutely don't love you back nor does she or he want to have anything to do with you

or

be loved by someone whom you absolutely don't love nor do you want to have anything to do with her or him

[Task Force]

Would you rather love a person who absolutely don't love you back nor does she or he want to have anything to do with you

or

be loved by someone whom you absolutely don't love nor do you want to have anything to do with her or him

hmm, are paper bags included?

[frau kaleun]

:haha:

EDIT: Mrs. Takeda has instructed me to retract my above laughter and state that this is not at all funny.

I'm guessing she gave you a couple of very interesting "would you rather" options... :O:

[Castout]

hmm, are paper bags included?

That's certainly a strange chain of thoughts

Loving a person who doesn't love you at all or being loved by a person whom you don't love then ....paper bags

It's disturbing . . . . . :hmmm:

[Task Force]

That's certainly a strange chain of thoughts

Loving a person who doesn't love you at all or being loved by a person whom you don't love then ....paper bags

It's disturbing . . . . . :hmmm:

well, atleast if you dont love them, you dont have to look at them, or vice versa... (or they could just be butt ugly)

[GoldenRivet]

I would rather be loved by a person i want nothing to do with.

logic? any time i wanted a BJ all i have to do is unzip. When the deed is done "GTFO of my house"

they would still love me enough tomorrow to rinse wash repeat :salute:

i fail to see the problem with that scenario.





You are in a survival situation

would you rather suckle the breast milk of a total stranger homeless pregnant woman or suckle the breast milk of an underweight sick cow?

[Task Force]

Can I just drink cocanut milk, or dig to find water, or something...

[Castout]

Well it's a case of one sided love not lust :D


Can I just drink cocanut milk, or dig to find water, or something...


Umm let me guess let me guess what comes after that? Naked Sheep? :-P

[Task Force]

Well it's a scenario of one sided love not lust :D

hmm, point, but it just makes the who situation easyer.:yep:

[Gerald]

Some here on subsim, prefers goats, maybe they want to milk them out :D

[Castout]

Post your answer, then post your question:


I'll start us off.

Would you rather die of over-eating in a restaurant you HATE or die of starvation in a restaurant you LOVE?

Speaking of that I have a particular fancy steak restaurant in my mind. One menu would set a person back by about 50 bucks which may not be a lot to you people out there but it's darn big money here. So if you dine for two that would set you back about a hundred bucks.

Now this would not be such a big deal if their steaks are no good or mediocre but DAMN IT they're excellent, the best I've ever known in fact. :damn: . The Fried Onion which comes in a big square shape is not to be missed as well.

I'm salivating already....I'll bite the pillow for now :dead: some barbeque sauce and you'd not know the difference at least for the first 5 seconds LOL.

Perhaps you're familiar with it, Tony Roma's ribs and steak
http://www.tonyromas.com/
The place you must visit if you're having suicidal thoughts :yeah:
I'll guarantee you'll still be having those thoughts just to dine there LOL

[CaptainMattJ.]

Would you rather Inhale toxic fumes that made your blood boil and eyes pop out, or listen to your wife tell you how her day was?

[Sledgehammer427]

since the situation sounds confusingly similar....

I'd go with the wife.
because at least one won't put me in the hospital

[CaptainMattJ.]

since the situation sounds confusingly similar....

I'd go with the wife.
because at least one won't put me in the hospital
She will if she knows what you did with christine at the office

[GoldenRivet]

She will if she knows what you did with christine at the office

a smart man marries the woman who likes it when you bring Christine home for the evening. :up:

:haha:

Id listen to the wife's nonsense about her day

Would you rather get mediocre sex once per month, or mind blowing sex once per year?

[antikristuseke]

A smart man does not marry. Ever.

Edit: Since irony seems to be beating me over the head with a mallet recently don't be too surprised if there is a thread anouncing me getting hitched in a shotgun wedding or some such.

[DarkFish]

Would you rather get mediocre sex once per month, or mind blowing sex once per year?Neither is an option really. I'd rather have mind blowing sex every week:O:

Would you rather have GT get filled up with Obama threads, or do you prefer Muslim threads?

[Gerald]

Only once a week, :O:

[DarkFish]

Only once a week, :O:*mindblowing* sex. I would survive with mediocre sex on the other 6 days:O:

[Gerald]

*mindblowing* sex. I would survive with mediocre sex on the other 6 days:O: :damn:

[Jimbuna]

Your locked in a room, the key is in the lock on the inside but out of reach.

Your pinned to a table in the centre of the room by your testacles via a six inch nail.

There is a bomb in the corner of the room (out of reach) set to blow up in two minutes.

There is an axe under the table (within reach).

Do you use the axe to dismember your jewels therefore allowing you to reach the door and safety or do you resign yourself to the alternative fate?

[frau kaleun]

Since irony seems to be beating me over the head with a mallet recently don't be too surprised if there is a thread anouncing me getting hitched in a shotgun wedding or some such.

http://www.philadelphiarams.com/archives/goat.jpeg

(In before Vendor! :O:)

[DarkFish]

Your locked in a room, the key is in the lock on the inside but out of reach.

Your pinned to a table in the centre of the room by your testacles via a six inch nail.

There is a bomb in the corner of the room (out of reach) set to blow up in two minutes.

There is an axe under the table (within reach).

Do you use the axe to dismember your jewels therefore allowing you to reach the door and safety or do you resign yourself to the alternative fate?This is easy. I use the axe to pry loose the nail. Alternatively I just hack the wall around the nail off.

Would you rather marry Frau Kaleun or that goat?

[Jimbuna]

http://www.philadelphiarams.com/archives/goat.jpeg

(In before Vendor! :O:)

LOL :DL

This is easy. I use the axe to pry loose the nail. Alternatively I just hack the wall around the nail off.

The nail is in the table which happens to be made of metal and the axe is blunt :DL

Would you rather marry Frau Kaleun or that goat?

I would have to say the goat....I know what that looks like and have always thanked my Lord for small mercys :har:

[DarkFish]

The nail is in the table which happens to be made of metal and the axe is blunt :DLDarn!:damn:
In that case I use the axe as a throwing axe to disconnect the timer from the bomb:D

[antikristuseke]

http://www.philadelphiarams.com/archives/goat.jpeg

(In before Vendor! :O:)

Oh go to hell :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Darn!:damn:
In that case I use the axe as a throwing axe to disconnect the timer from the bomb:D

You'd miss because your eyes had been filled with molten lead and the bomb has a trembler/motion mechanism :O:

[frau kaleun]

Oh go to hell :haha:

That's pretty much a foregone conclusion at this point. :O:

[antikristuseke]

I'll keep a seat for you.

[krashkart]

You'd miss because your eyes had been filled with molten lead and the bomb has a trembler/motion mechanism :O:


Well heck, Jim. My junk is nailed to a metal table, my eye sockets are filled with molten lead... what's left to live for if I can't let off a money shot let alone see where it's going? :haha:

*tick tick tick tick* *BOOM*

I'll take being vaporized by the blast. :yep:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Seems poor Frau missed out because the goat already has a dress (less expense!)

Best not say any more... I know Frau does some martial arts... Hey, at least I'd get the car waxed :har:

[DarkFish]

You'd miss because your eyes had been filled with molten lead [...]Then what's the point of your question, if I can't find the axe, door and key anyway?

[krashkart]

Seems poor Frau missed out because the goat already has a dress (less expense!)

Best not say any more... I know Frau does some martial arts... Hey, at least I'd get the car waxed :har:

The question here is: can she get her foot through the modem to kick you? :D