A fairy tale... for men

[GoldenRivet]

Once upon a time, in a momentary lack of clarity, a prince asked a beautiful princess; "will you marry me?" the princess rejected the request.

so, the prince took to riding motorcycles, flying airplanes, staying up late, fishing and hunting and playing golf and poker, drinking fine spirits and beers and smoking fine cigars.

He dated many women of various ages and shapes and sizes on and off and he scratched his balls & wore the same underwear for 2 or 3 days sometimes and farted loudly whenever he wanted without regret or fear of reprimand. He had tons of money and did whatever the hell he wanted with his toilet seat...

and so, the prince lived happily ever after.

The End

:haha:

[Castout]

It needs couple hundreds of pages more if you want to make a book out of it.

Will be substantially shorter if you intend to make it a movie.

Lots of action! and lack of script.

:O:

[kiwi_2005]

:haha:

[Diopos]

It needs couple hundreds of pages more if you want to make a book out of it.

Will be substantially shorter if you intend to make it a movie.

Lots of action! and lack of script.

:O:

No! It is an extended haiku! In the condensed form, the "fart" part would suffice.

:D

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[Weiss Pinguin]

Lots of action! and lack of script.

:O:
I know just the guy to direct it:
http://www.realslownewsday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bay_EXPLOSION-300x237.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bay)

[Herr-Berbunch]

That's all it is, a fairy tale. In real life the dame grabs on to the man and holds him hostage for the rest of his life slowly sucking :o all the money :nope: and fun :wah:

[TarJak]

I'd like to meet this bloke and find out his secret.:hmmm: