Bacon theft!

[papa_smurf]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-11233757

Lets have those bacon related jokes....

[Dowly]

Someone broke into our school when I was a kid and stole butter, like 5kg of it. :doh:

[antikristuseke]

they probably didn't find the vaseline

[DarkFish]

MUST....HAVE......BACON.....
http://equal4all.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/zombie-attack.jpg?w=500&h=330

[bookworm_020]

piggy in the middle?

Someone will squeal on the thief!

[nikimcbee]

they probably didn't find the vaseline

:har:

[Weiss Pinguin]

they probably didn't find the vaseline
Post of the day I think :haha:

[Wolfehunter]

It wasn't me I swear... :88) Honest.. :03:

[STEED]

If he went to all that effort of breaking in why didn't he have the great British fry up?

Bacon, Sausages, eggs, tomatoes, baked beans, mushrooms, ham and two slices of fried bread.

Call for 999 ambulance on stand by.

[TLAM Strike]

This is what he needed the bacon for... (http://www.sogoodblog.com/2009/04/15/bacon-gun/)

[antikristuseke]

This is more likely (http://lafinjack.net/images/random/bacon_bra.jpg)

[JU_88]

This is more likely (http://lafinjack.net/images/random/bacon_bra.jpg)

Oh that is just wrong :haha:

[antikristuseke]

Eddible underwear, I certainly approve.

[krashkart]

Eddible underwear, I certainly approve.

Edible undies... minus trichinosis, hopefully. :DL

[Weiss Pinguin]

Oh that is just wrong :haha:
But so right :o

[STEED]

This is more likely (http://lafinjack.net/images/random/bacon_bra.jpg)

I say, keep it on. :haha:

[papa_smurf]

Quote:
Originally Posted by antikristuseke http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/smartdark/viewpost.gif (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=1489611#post1489611)
This is more likely (http://lafinjack.net/images/random/bacon_bra.jpg)

I say, keep it on. :haha:

Hate to see the cooked version:doh:

[antikristuseke]

This thread delivers (http://sanfrancisco.grubstreet.com/bacon%20bra.jpg)

[STEED]

Hate to see the cooked version:doh:

Sizzling nipples! :o

[antikristuseke]

At least you could say "hot tits on that bird" without being factually incorrect.:D

[STEED]

^^^ :haha: :haha: :haha: ^^^

[TarJak]

The thief wanted to use the bacon in an armed hold up:
http://baconisbanging.com/BaconAk47.jpg

[Jimbuna]

The thief must have made a right pig of himself :hmmm:

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/6193/pigman.jpg

[krashkart]

I'd post something relevant... but I don't want to hog the thread.

[JU_88]

I'd post something relevant... but I don't want to hog the thread.

Aww dont be so boaring!

[Weiss Pinguin]

Sounds like he might've jumped out of the frying pan into the fire :shifty:

[Jimbuna]

Now don't go telling anyone porkies.

[TarJak]

I'll drink to that!
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/midnight_sun/blog/bakonvodka.png

[Lord_magerius]

If he went to all that effort of breaking in why didn't he have the great British fry up?

Bacon, Sausages, eggs, tomatoes, baked beans, mushrooms, ham and two slices of fried bread.

Call for 999 ambulance on stand by.

HAM! HAM good sir! I think not. Gammon yes, but no ham. We're not savages :o

[Jimbuna]

If he went to all that effort of breaking in why didn't he have the great British fry up?

Bacon, Sausages, eggs, tomatoes, baked beans, mushrooms, ham and two slices of fried bread.

Call for 999 ambulance on stand by.

He should be okay...as long as he keeps taking the oinkment.

[TarJak]

Maybe he just wanted a Baconian egg sandwich.

[CaptainMattJ.]

This is more likely (http://lafinjack.net/images/random/bacon_bra.jpg)
Oh ewwww. You Pig!

[Jimbuna]

People shouldn't be so rash(er) about it.

[STEED]

Lady Gaga loves meat so much she wears it! :o

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20100913/i/r2266564408.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/8000750/Lady-Gaga-collects-MTV-VMA-Award-wearing-dress-made-of-meat.html

[TarJak]

Lady Gaga loves meat so much she wears it! :o

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20100913/i/r2266564408.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/8000750/Lady-Gaga-collects-MTV-VMA-Award-wearing-dress-made-of-meat.html
I'm just wondering who thought it a good idea to pork her?:doh:

[frau kaleun]

I'm just wondering who thought it a good idea to pork her?:doh:

I'd just like to get my hands on the designer... because he totally butchered that outfit.

[Highbury]

I'd just like to get my hands on the designer... because he totally butchered that outfit.

We'll just have to grill her for answers to find out who it was :O:

[TarJak]

We'll just have to grill her for answers to find out who it was :O:
I don't have a beef with the dress but that hat really deserves a roasting.

[Jimbuna]

One mans meat is another mans poison.

[HunterICX]

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/6193/pigman.jpg

Bad hair day, Jim? :03:

HunterICX

[Herr-Berbunch]

Lady Gaga loves meat so much she wears it! :o

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20100913/i/r2266564408.jpg


Spit-roast perhaps :yeah:

[FIREWALL]

they probably didn't find the vaseline


:har::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::har:

[Jimbuna]

A nice outfit to do a streak in.