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papa_smurf
09-01-10, 04:57 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11146476

Me thinks he was a bit overzealous with the shot:har:
frau kaleun
09-01-10, 08:03 AM
Local officials later confirmed reports that it was, in fact, a fore alarm fire.
Sailor Steve
09-01-10, 05:37 PM
Local officials later confirmed reports that it was, in fact, a fore alarm fire.
So did they putt it out alright?
breadcatcher101
09-01-10, 05:41 PM
They did at last, Steve.

The driver had a fairway to go.
TLAM Strike
09-01-10, 05:56 PM
Fire can be quite a hazard... ;)
Sailor Steve
09-01-10, 08:49 PM
Fire can be quite a hazard... ;)
And of course there are plenty of water and sand there to trap it.
Chad
09-01-10, 09:20 PM
He really set the course on fire.
breadcatcher101
09-01-10, 09:28 PM
I wonder if his club was a Taylor-Made Burner.
gimpy117
09-01-10, 10:33 PM
you yell "fore" when you hit a ball towards another player...but what do you yell when you start a wildfire?
frau kaleun
09-01-10, 11:07 PM
I'd tell you but I'm afraid Steve would have a... stroke... when he read it. :O:
Task Force
09-01-10, 11:37 PM
you yell "fore" when you hit a ball towards another player...but what do you yell when you start a wildfire?

holy sh** the grass in on fire!!!
Sailor Steve
09-02-10, 12:12 AM
I'd tell you but I'm afraid Steve would have a... stroke... when he read it. :O:
Trying to kill two birdies with one...?
FIREWALL
09-02-10, 12:15 AM
I was surprised none of the golfers had the "balls" to put it out before it got outta control.
frau kaleun
09-02-10, 08:07 AM
Trying to kill two birdies with one...?

Nope... I only meant to handicap 'em. But it was caddy of me to say so.
Konovalov
09-02-10, 08:10 AM
This thread is nicely under par for the day. :)
frau kaleun
09-02-10, 10:11 AM
:yep:

I'll bet all the other threads are just green with envy.
Sailor Steve
09-02-10, 10:33 AM
I'm sorry Frau, but you seem a little rough around the edges today. I don't mean to club you with that, but sometimes you just have to drive the point home.
frau kaleun
09-02-10, 11:08 AM
I'm sorry Frau, but you seem a little rough around the edges today. I don't mean to club you with that, but sometimes you just have to drive the point home.

What an awful lie! I think you've finally lost your grip. Nevertheless I'm sure we can iron out our differences if we take care not to drive the wedge in further. Let me know what you think and don't keep me waiting... I'm on pins and eagles!
Sailor Steve
09-02-10, 11:31 AM
What an awful lie! I think you've finally lost your grip. Nevertheless I'm sure we can iron out our differences if we take care not to drive the wedge in further. Let me know what you think and don't keep me waiting... I'm on pins and eagles!
I can see you're trying to hook me. It's been a slice, but if this hole gets any deeper they're going to flag my post.
gimpy117
09-02-10, 11:51 AM
It appears this thread has gone afoul into the rough. If we don't come to an a agreement penalties must be assessed, But by your own discretion of course!
Konovalov
09-02-10, 11:53 AM
Yeah this thread has turned into a bit of a flop shot.
bookworm_020
09-02-10, 07:37 PM
I think a couple of you have gone out of bounds....:doh:
TarJak
09-02-10, 09:20 PM
I'd call it a mulligan and tee off this thread from scratch.
frau kaleun
09-02-10, 10:03 PM
That seems like a fairway to handle it.
gimpy117
09-02-10, 11:01 PM
That seems like a fairway to handle it.

i dunno sounds like a rough way to put it.
TarJak
09-02-10, 11:42 PM
Sounds like you've got a chip on your shoulder. Time to cut the apron strings and play through your problems.
TheSatyr
09-03-10, 06:10 PM
Personally,I think you all have a handicap...:har:
TarJak
09-03-10, 06:14 PM
Anyway you slice it, this thread is sub-par.
STEED
09-03-10, 06:22 PM
Marty Feldman Long range golfer :rotfl2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD-LvABxMsY