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TDK1044
08-31-10, 01:27 PM
I thought I'd answer a few frequently asked questions in the hope that we don't see them again....

Q: Should I buy Silent Hunter 5?
A: Yes. But only buy the official Sailor Steve 'Battle For The Correct Use Of The English Language' version. Other versions have proved to be susceptible to grammatical corruption.

Q: Here are my specs. Will the game play on my computer?
A: You knew the answer before you posted the question. You're very boring. Go away.

Q: What mods should I use?
A: Boxers or Briefs? You can always change them if you don't like them.

Q: I want to sue Ubisoft. Who's with me?
A: Everyone who failed to graduate from High School and now lives in his parents' basement.

Q: John Channing says I'm an idiot. What should I do?
A: Listen to him. He's usually right.

I think that covers it. moving on! :)

Sailor Steve
08-31-10, 02:48 PM
:rotfl2::haha::har::D

Oh, and :wah::timeout:

Simply brilliant. "Say anything you want, as long as it's funny."

And it is. :rock:

Lord Justice
08-31-10, 02:58 PM
I thought I'd answer a few frequently asked questions in the hope that we don't see them again....

A: Yes. But only buy the official Sailor Steve 'Battle For The Correct Use Of The English Language' version. Ha, I have cause to be convinced, still a most worthy read TDK, as you were, carry on. :up:

Takeda Shingen
08-31-10, 03:12 PM
:rotfl2:

Contemplating a sticky here, which is quite a compliment because I hate stickies.

robbo180265
08-31-10, 04:43 PM
I thought I'd answer a few frequently asked questions in the hope that we don't see them again....

Q: Should I buy Silent Hunter 5?
A: Yes. But only buy the official Sailor Steve 'Battle For The Correct Use Of The English Language' version. Other versions have proved to be susceptible to grammatical corruption.

Q: Here are my specs. Will the game play on my computer?
A: You knew the answer before you posted the question. You're very boring. Go away.

Q: What mods should I use?
A: Boxers or Briefs? You can always change them if you don't like them.

Q: I want to sue Ubisoft. Who's with me?
A: Everyone who failed to graduate from High School and now lives in his parents' basement.

Q: John Channing says I'm an idiot. What should I do?
A: Listen to him. He's usually right.

I think that covers it. moving on! :)

Simply awesome:rock::har:

CaptainMattJ.
08-31-10, 05:50 PM
:rotfl2:

Contemplating a sticky here, which is quite a compliment because I hate stickies.
Oh theres no doubt you do :DL

and bravo TDK.:yeah:

but we all know another: Why is olaf's cooking so terrible? :hmmm:

Takeda Shingen
08-31-10, 05:57 PM
Oh theres no doubt you do :DL

:haha:

Hey, you should be excited; I took the Fix My SH5 off sticky today. :O:

CaptainMattJ.
08-31-10, 07:11 PM
:haha:

Hey, you should be excited; I took the Fix My SH5 off sticky today. :O:
thank god!

and you......

John Channing
08-31-10, 08:10 PM
I thought I'd answer a few frequently asked questions in the hope that we don't see them again....

Q: Should I buy Silent Hunter 5?
A: Yes. But only buy the official Sailor Steve 'Battle For The Correct Use Of The English Language' version. Other versions have proved to be susceptible to grammatical corruption.

Q: Here are my specs. Will the game play on my computer?
A: You knew the answer before you posted the question. You're very boring. Go away.

Q: What mods should I use?
A: Boxers or Briefs? You can always change them if you don't like them.

Q: I want to sue Ubisoft. Who's with me?
A: Everyone who failed to graduate from High School and now lives in his parents' basement.

Q: John Channing says I'm an idiot. What should I do?
A: Listen to him. He's usually right.

I think that covers it. moving on! :)

You're an idiot.










You can pick up your team jacket at the table by the door on your way out.

JCC

Zedi
09-01-10, 03:15 AM
:haha:

Hey, you should be excited; I took the Fix My SH5 off sticky today. :O:
.. because is pointless, hopeless.. or why?

Highbury
09-01-10, 03:37 AM
:har: That was awesome

:salute:

CaptainMattJ.
09-01-10, 07:30 PM
You're an idiot.










You can pick up your team jacket at the table by the door on your way out.

JCC
:har:

DavyJonesFootlocker
09-01-10, 09:28 PM
Something you missed out:

Q. What is DRM?
A. Don't Remind Me.

Q. Why is grammer so important?
A. Because Engrish is the official language and besides she took care you and your dirty diapers when you were a messy little bugger.

Q. Who the hell is DavyJonesFootlocker?
A. Obviously an idiot with no sense of humour.

:D

Takeda Shingen
09-01-10, 10:23 PM
.. because is pointless, hopeless.. or why?

Oh, no. Don't read into it; I don't have any insider information about a patch or a lack thereof. I was just something I was going to do at the end of the month.

Reece
09-01-10, 11:15 PM
Er... I was going to ask most of those questions TDK1044!:oops::hmmm:

Sailor Steve
09-01-10, 11:27 PM
A. Because Engrish is the official language
Cant evin spel "offishull"?

You is an idjit. :O:

DavyJonesFootlocker
09-02-10, 06:30 AM
Sailor you kill me!:rotfl2::har::haha: