Single? You're not alone

[Gerald]

(CNN) -- There are 96 million people in the United States who have no spouse. That means 43 percent of all Americans over the age of 18 are single, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.

"Single" is defined as adults who have never been married, are divorced or are widowed in the bureau's America's Families and Living Arrangements survey of 2009.

Of the singletons, 61 percent of them have never said "I do." Twenty-four percent are divorced and 15 percent are widowed.


http://edition.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/08/19/single.in.america/index.html


Note:August 20, 2010 Updated 0121 GMT

[Platapus]

And we call those people "the happy people". :haha:

Do you know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it. :har:

[Gerald]

And we call those people "the happy people". :haha:

Do you know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it. :har: then it is certainly one who laughs all the way to the bank :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

My wife told me that she wants a divorce because I don't take life seriously enough.

So I got on my space hopper and got the hell out of there.

[August]

Isn't alimony where you pay a woman not to live with you?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Isn't alimony where you pay a woman not to live with you?

Or that could just be a hooker, probably cheaper in the long run - and less earache! :har:

[SteamWake]

Yea I think those statitistics are a little screwy.

For instance I would bet that at least 50% of pepole whom have been divorced or widowed currently have a 'partner' and are not technically 'single'.

[Bubblehead1980]

Perhaps it's because I am young as I have been told, but I intend to never marry, quite happy dating for a while and about the 6 month point, maybe before that, go our seperate ways.Working at a law firm I have seen how messy a divorce can be.I will be damned before I go to law school, get into my career and then have to give some woman a good chunk of my money if we split up.Relationships get rather boring to me anyway. Not for me:arrgh!:

[Sledgehammer427]

what's the leading cause of divorce?

marriage!

[Gerald]

what's the leading cause of divorce?

marriage! £$$$££$£$$$

[frau kaleun]

Single? You're not alone

Don't tell me that. Being alone is the whole point. :O:

[Dowly]

Don't tell me that. Being alone is the whole point. :O:

Haha, true that. Been single for... umm.. 1½ years now or so, I think and can't really say I miss anyone in my life at the moment. Tho, that'll of course change in a heartbeat if I happen to find the 'right one'. :hmmm:

[antikristuseke]

Just ended a year long relationship, content to whore around once again.

[Jimbuna]

Haha, true that. Been single for... umm.. 1½ years now or so, I think and can't really say I miss anyone in my life at the moment. Tho, that'll of course change in a heartbeat if I happen to find the 'right one'. :hmmm:

Hi Dowly honey.

http://www.spunangel.com/uploaded_images/ugly_person-720907.jpg

[Dowly]

BYE... whatever you are... :doh: *calls NASA off alien sighting*

[frau kaleun]

BYE... whatever you are... :doh: *calls NASA off alien sighting*

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/arsenio_sg.gif

[Dowly]

:haha::haha: (yup, just posting this to get your attention :oops:)

[frau kaleun]

http://www.getelastic.com/wp-content/uploads/ferrett-beret.jpg

And zis next one is for za lay-dee...

[Dowly]

You spying on me? :hmmm:

[frau kaleun]

Whatever gave you that idea?

http://9gag.com/photo/7752_540.jpg

[Dowly]

I have a pretty fair sense that you, ma'am, are pulling my leg... how can I change my color so fast? :hmmm:

[frau kaleun]

Why, magic, of course!

http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/062/8/d/Wizard_ferret_by_nienor.jpg

[Dowly]

You sorceress you! :stare:

[frau kaleun]

Me?

http://www.onceuponastitch.net/images/Ferret%20Angel.gif

Why, I'm a little angel. :O:

[antikristuseke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU

[Dowly]

Me?

http://www.onceuponastitch.net/images/Ferret%20Angel.gif

Why, I'm a little angel. :O:

Seriously, where you get all them pics?!

*hides under a blanket*

EDIT: Actually, you just kinda revealed you're a ferret too, you know I won't stop 'til I find you, the horny git ferret I am.

[Dowly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU

Haha, love that scene! :haha:

[Tchocky]

best edit ever

[yubba]

Too friends that chose to get married several times, what's half of half of half ?

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[frau kaleun]

Seriously, where you get all them pics?!

Well, I use this thing I call "a computer" and I get on this thing I call "the internet" and navigate to this site I call "Google" and then I do this thing I call "a search"... :O:

Actually, you just kinda revealed you're a ferret too, you know I won't stop 'til I find you, the horny git ferret I am.

:o

http://site.unbeatablesale.com/img059/doba26606.jpg

[Dowly]

http://site.unbeatablesale.com/img059/doba26606.jpg


*sad face* (cute puppy/kitten sad face)

[antikristuseke]

<Picture of a depressed Kitten removed>

[Dowly]

Lmao, if all goes to ****, one can always count this git to come up with something. :har:

EDIT: Why I can't say ****... he could *puppy face * (I hate dogs tbh)

EDIT2: ****, her ewe got

[frau kaleun]

Sad Ferret...

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/CylarK/FerretBeer.jpg

...drowns his sorrow.

[antikristuseke]

http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/lol-ferret-drop-cheep-beer.jpg?w=450
Ferret uses subterfuge to obtain beer

Lmao, if all goes to ****, one can always count this git to come up with something. :har:

EDIT: Why I can't say ****... he could *puppy face * (I hate dogs tbh)

EDIT2: S-H-I-T, her ewe got

I am bored at work, 4 hours till my shift ends, need to keep myself entertained.

[Dowly]

Sad Ferret...

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/CylarK/FerretBeer.jpg

...drowns his sorrow.

That is actually more true today that you mght think.


@Matts; Night shift? where you working at?

[antikristuseke]

Natural sciences building of the Tallinn University of Technology. Discovered I am siting on a 100mbit connection, have watched half a season of top gear already, takes about 2 minutes to download a 800mb file.

Edit: My name has only one T in it :p

[Dowly]

Natural sciences building of the Tallinn University of Technology. Discovered I am siting on a 100mbit connection, have watched half a season of top gear already, takes about 2 minutes to download a 800mb file.

Haha, fair enough! :haha:

Ow and thank's for that Valge Viin my mom brought for me today. :up:

Have a good one, think I head to a warm soft comfy bed... mmm.... ZzzzZzzzzzZZz :O:

EDIT: And more importantly, how they let you into an natural science thingy?!

[antikristuseke]

Security, my uniform is a black suit and white dress shirt, all id need is a red tie and d look like 47.

[frau kaleun]

That is actually more true today that you mght think.


You'd be surprised. Looks like your keyboard is already giving you trouble, can the cheese be far behind?

:rotfl2:

:hmmm:

I don't think I've ever been even close to drunk in here.

:hmmm:

*scuttles off to kitchen*

http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k330/mavoter/funny-dog-pictures-pug-loves-beer.jpg

[antikristuseke]

There is a joke about a sandwitch somewhere here:hmmm:

[Dowly]

Mate, as much as I respect you as a 'brother', I can't stop laughing at that security thing. :haha:

And on that note, I'll be heading to my comfy bed, and my comfy, soft blanket and pillow to watch some MacGyver until I get some sleep. (Fan blowing cool air naturally). :salute::O:

[antikristuseke]

Most of my time is spent making sure I don't steal stuff here :D

[Dowly]

You'd be surprised. Looks like your keyboard is already giving you trouble, can the cheese be far behind?

:rotfl2:

Heey, that's not nice. Really is in trouble. :-?

Now I really go, BYEEEE!

[frau kaleun]

Heey, that's not nice. Really is in trouble. :-?

Now I really go, BYEEEE!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I just started drinking.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/this-bed-will-do-now-get-me-a-sammich.jpg

[antikristuseke]

I have to be sober at work :(

[frau kaleun]

I have to be sober at work :(


Fair enough, but I don't see how that stops you from getting me a sammich. :O:

[antikristuseke]

I cant leave the room I am in.
http://www.frugalmania.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/sandwich.jpg

[frau kaleun]

I cant leave the room I am in.

Bummer.

But, I'm already in the middle of dinner anyway. C'est la vie! :D

[antikristuseke]

I'm just watching the sunrise on the external cameras.

[Gerald]

Bummer.

But, I'm already in the middle of dinner anyway. C'est la vie! :D and offer a little bit of a drink :yep:

[frau kaleun]

I am looking at a picture of it from a webcam of some place (?) called Järvevana junction according to Google.

Actually pictures of what look like streets with what appears to be light from what I assume is the sunrise coming through the buildings in the background. :O:

[Gerald]

I am looking at a picture of it from a webcam of some place (?) called Järvevana junction according to Google.

Actually pictures of what look like streets with what appears to be light from what I assume is the sunrise coming through the buildings in the background. :O: better and with more depth and clarity

[frau kaleun]

I don't think binoculars are going to help with the resolution of my monitor. :O:

Hey, wait... I can see Mats' house from here!

[frau kaleun]

better and with more depth and clarity

Hey shouldn't you be in bed?

[antikristuseke]

Heh, I don't live in Tallinn.

[Gerald]

Hey shouldn't you be in bed? I'm waiting for some papers to be sent.......ssssooooooooooon

[frau kaleun]

Then I can see your, whatcha call it, place that you work from here.

If I knew how to say Natural Sciences building in Estonian I could zoom right in on it.

Actually not cuz I closed that window and I don't think I can type Tallinn Whatchamacallit in the search bar again at this point. :O:

[antikristuseke]

Loodusteaduste maja would be the natural sciences building, address is akadeemia road 15

[Gerald]

Then I can see your, whatcha call it, place that you work from here.

If I knew how to say Natural Sciences building in Estonian I could zoom right in on it.

Actually not cuz I closed that window and I don't think I can type Tallinn Whatchamacallit in the search bar again at this point. :O: or are we at the gate of dreams

[Ducimus]

Speaking of being single.

I just found this on fark:

Language Not safe for work (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc)

I'm pretty sure anyone who's been around the block once or twice on heartbreak blvd can relate to this tune, and probably laugh your ass off as well.

[frau kaleun]

Google is pinpointing something called CeleCure AS, next to Kemotex Bio OU.

[frau kaleun]

Speaking of being single.

I just found this on fark:

Language Not safe for work (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc)

I'm pretty sure anyone who's been around the block once or twice on heartbreak blvd can relate to this tune, and probably laugh your ass off as well.


John Wing's little breakup song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoZHhho_TeY&feature=search

[Gerald]

Speaking of being single.

I just found this on fark:

Language Not safe for work (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc)

I'm pretty sure anyone who's been around the block once or twice on heartbreak blvd can relate to this tune, and probably laugh your ass off as well. :yep:

[Gerald]

Google is pinpointing something called CeleCure AS, next to Kemotex Bio OU. probably or they sell salmon

[frau kaleun]

probably or they sell salmon

No i'm pretty sure they're part of the university campus. What looks like a biomedicine building is right next door. Judging by my questionable translation of Estonian.

I can't blieve i speeled questionable right. :O:

Edit: heh i'm stalking atnisku... antikrisku... antikrusti... that guy on google maps. ANOTHER INTERNET FIRST!!!

Edit #2: I mean 'first' for me, I'm sure he's attracted many wonderufl and devoted stalkers in the past. :O:

[antikristuseke]

Google is pinpointing something called CeleCure AS, next to Kemotex Bio OU.

Yeah Celecure is a private company renting lab and office space from the university. The Skype building is also right next door as is the Cybernetics building, that is part of the university.

[frau kaleun]

I thought so.

*zoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoom*

OMG why aren't you waring any pants? :O:

[Gerald]

No i'm pretty sure they're part of the university campus. What looks like a biomedicine building is right next door. Judging by my questionable translation of Estonian.

I can't blieve i speeled questionable right. :O:

Edit: heh i'm stalking atnisku... antikrisku... antikrusti... that guy on google maps. ANOTHER INTERNET FIRST!!!

Edit #2: I mean 'first' for me, I'm sure he's attracted many wonderufl and devoted stalkers in the past. :O: erily close to a coincidence

[antikristuseke]

I have done 10 of my 12 hour shift, it is only natural to browse porn at this time :D
Well, not really, people have started arriving to work.

Edit: As for stalkers, what can I say, I'm young, fit and completely broke - irresistible.

[frau kaleun]

I have done 10 of my 12 hour shift, it is only natural to browse porn at this time :D

that's funny all i can see on your monitor from here is what looks like some kind of screensaver with two goats and a...

AAAAAAAHHHHH my eyes!

[antikristuseke]

anhour anda half to go till i can go home, get some sleep and work the morning shift on sunday. I can see light at the end of the tunnel.

[frau kaleun]

well i am gonna be outta here soon too as i have class first thing in the morning and need to PUT THE BEER DOWN.

not good to show up on little or no sleep with the remnants of an all-nighter. sensei always knows.

last time i did it i rolled home about 7 AM and took a shower and ran off to class and oh hai guess who got called on to TEACH the class that morning?

he never said he knew i'd been out all night, but i wouldn't bet against it.

[antikristuseke]

Probably right, but due to my previous position in the army and now as a security guard I am used to staying awake for long periods of time, have two 24 hour shifts left to do this month.

[Gerald]

well i am gonna be outta here soon too as i have class first thing in the morning and need to PUT THE BEER DOWN.

not good to show up on little or no sleep with the remnants of an all-nighter. sensei always knows.

last time i did it i rolled home about 7 AM and took a shower and ran off to class and oh hai guess who got called on to TEACH the class that morning?

he never said he knew i'd been out all night, but i wouldn't bet against it. Godnight! :yawn:

[frau kaleun]

Probably right, but due to my previous position in the army and now as a security guard I am used to staying awake for long periods of time, have two 24 hour shifts left to do this month.

I can get by on not a full night's sleep if I'm just in the class, but teaching it is another thing altogether. Control gets compromised. Becomes a problem when you have to demonstrate how to, say, snap someone's neck without actually snapping it.

But i am done with my last beer of hte evneing... heee. good thing too. and so to bed.

so have fun with your goat porn and whatever and i'll cya when i cya!

:O:

[antikristuseke]

Sleep well.

[Gerald]

I can get by on not a full night's sleep if I'm just in the class, but teaching it is another thing altogether. Control gets compromised. Becomes a problem when you have to demonstrate how to, say, snap someone's neck without actually snapping it.

But i am done with my last beer of hte evneing... heee. good thing too. and so to bed.

so have fun with your goat porn and whatever and i'll cya when i cya!

:O: Remember that..

[Jimbuna]

so have fun with your goat porn and whatever and i'll cya when i cya!

:O:

WTF!! http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3782/shockedvi81.gif


What's the url? :DL

[yubba]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKrUhuLXkIM

[Gerald]

WTF!! http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3782/shockedvi81.gif


What's the url? :DL :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

LMAO :rotfl2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otPL8KwKQmw&feature=related

[antikristuseke]

The smae thing was posted two posts above :smug: