I have the solution ready sir!

[GoldenRivet]

So a lot of folks are complaining about Obama supporting the Muslim Center at "ground zero"

personally, i think if they zoning laws allow for it they pretty much have to let them build it... though i think it should come down to the muslims to do the decent thing and NOT build it.

however if they do build it i have the solution...

right next door put in a USMC Recruiting Station

on the other side a USAF recruiting station

across the street, a US Army and USN recruiting station


:salute: :shucks:

[Platapus]

The community center probably would not have a problem with that. It would probably help increase the number of Muslims serving in our military. :salute:

It would be, of course, up to the people who own the property on either side of the community center whether they wish to sell. These are pretty big buildings to use only as a recruiting station.

[TLAM Strike]

I would put a museum dedicated to every war ever fought presented in a non-biased approach so everyone could see just how screwed up we all are, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Atheists alike.

Or maybe a big tv screen with a camera and audio pickup connected to other such setups in the capital of every nation on earth. Have it switch connections every five minutes.

[Rilder]

I would put a museum dedicated to every war ever fought presented in a non-biased approach so everyone could see just how screwed up we all are, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Atheists alike.


YAY!! We Pagans aren't screwed up. :arrgh!:

[nikimcbee]

I would build a hormel plant across from it.

[GoldenRivet]

I would build a hormel plant across from it.


hahaha
:haha:

and accidentally have a massive spill

[Sailor Steve]

And have the cleanup workers ham it up with lots of 'pig in a poke' jokes?

[GoldenRivet]

And have the cleanup workers ham it up with lots of 'pig in a poke' jokes?

thats right and then maybe let women read or vote or something really edgy like that

[nikimcbee]

hahaha
:haha:

and accidentally have a massive spill


hhhmmm spam grease
http://static.rcgroups.com/forums/attachments/1/6/0/1/3/a2970114-48-drooling-homer-simpson.jpg?d=1262644239

[nikimcbee]

And we gotta build a hooters across the street...

hhhmmm bikini clad women in spam grease.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/133564-136959-princess-kashmir_large.jpg
http://static.rcgroups.com/forums/attachments/1/6/0/1/3/a2970114-48-drooling-homer-simpson.jpg?d=1262644239

[Weiss Pinguin]

And have the cleanup workers ham it up with lots of 'pig in a poke' jokes?
I'm sure it'd be a real roast...