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STEED
08-17-10, 01:55 PM
Is there going to be a State funeral and 21 gun salute? If so, Jim and I will be there for a bloody good laugh. :rotfl2:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100816/tod-anglers-reeling-over-monster-carp-s-870a197.html

Oberon
08-17-10, 01:57 PM
Burial at Lake I'd say, at least :yep:


Too big to go down the toilet ;)

STEED
08-17-10, 01:58 PM
Why not eat it?

Jimbuna
08-17-10, 03:01 PM
Put the chip pan on...frying tonight :DL

SteamWake
08-17-10, 03:01 PM
Boy... what a load of Carp :har:

Jimbuna
08-17-10, 03:21 PM
Sounds a bit fishy to me :hmmm:

nikimcbee
08-17-10, 03:45 PM
Put the chip pan on...frying tonight :DL

You're eating a carp!:o
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/082009/1250675188_family_guy_barfing.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/983305)

I say take it to an asian fishmarket! You'll be rich!

Betonov
08-17-10, 04:05 PM
Eating a fish THAT old, you're making me sick.
The carp is a hero of the animal world, stuff it up your... homo sapiens sapiens, you call yourselves the pinnacle of evolution and you couldnt catch me :O:

frau kaleun
08-17-10, 04:06 PM
http://coldmoon.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/asian-carp.jpg?w=300&h=181

In Soviet Russia, carp catch you.

Betonov
08-17-10, 04:11 PM
http://coldmoon.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/asian-carp.jpg?w=300&h=181

In Soviet Russia, carp catch you.

Now that's an interesting solution to my always-single problem

TLAM Strike
08-17-10, 04:14 PM
http://coldmoon.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/asian-carp.jpg?w=300&h=181

In Soviet Russia, carp catch you.

I ordered some Soviet Carp once... but I got this instead (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_submarine_K-239_Carp)... Must have been some kind of mix up at the warehouse... :O:

Raptor1
08-17-10, 04:17 PM
I ordered some Soviet Carp once... but I got this instead (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_submarine_K-239_Carp)... Must have been some kind of mix up at the warehouse... :O:

There must've been a Carp shortage and they had to substitute the closest thing they had in large quantities...

frau kaleun
08-17-10, 04:24 PM
Now that's an interesting solution to my always-single problem

Perhaps, but I understand they're very hard to catch. Of course for a practiced master baiter it should be easy enough...

TarJak
08-17-10, 10:00 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SeCS_oHDOhI/SMS6pJBfDSI/AAAAAAAAA00/z5PoSrSF150/s400/star-wars-its-a-carp.jpg

We can't repel fresh water fish of this magnitude!

breadcatcher101
08-17-10, 10:13 PM
http://coldmoon.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/asian-carp.jpg?w=300&h=181

In Soviet Russia, carp catch you.

Now I know how "The Creature from the Black Lagoon" came to be.

FIREWALL
08-17-10, 10:18 PM
I think the whole story is fishy. :haha:

TarJak
08-18-10, 03:20 AM
I've not seen a fish on that scale before.

Betonov
08-18-10, 03:25 AM
CARPE DIEM man, seize the... carp !!!

Jimbuna
08-18-10, 04:54 AM
What's everyone CARPing on about? :hmmm:

papa_smurf
08-18-10, 05:12 AM
What, no 21 carp salute?

frau kaleun
08-18-10, 07:20 AM
What, no 21 carp salute?

http://voiceofniagara.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/asian-carp-one3.jpg

I don't think it's exactly 21 but then fish are notoriously bad at math.

Lord_magerius
08-18-10, 07:38 AM
But this one has a calculator...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/teachers/ks2bitesize/images/ks2maths_fish.jpg

Sailor Steve
08-18-10, 01:38 PM
I can't take much more of this carporal punishment. :dead:

TarJak
08-19-10, 02:01 AM
I think we all need to be CARPetted for this thread.

krashkart
08-19-10, 07:04 AM
I would read more about this fish tale, but it might make me late for the carp-ool.

frau kaleun
08-19-10, 07:18 AM
I was gonna type something really funny here, but after reading through this thread again my wrists are starting to hurt.

I think I've got carpal punnel syndrome.

TarJak
08-19-10, 07:37 AM
That pun scaled new heights but I've reached my carpacity.

frau kaleun
08-19-10, 07:39 AM
Well, I guess that's the end of it then.

Or as the French say...

*FIN*

krashkart
08-19-10, 07:39 AM
Do you drive automatic or fishstick?

frau kaleun
08-19-10, 07:47 AM
Neither, I ride a pike.

TarJak
08-19-10, 07:58 AM
This pool of puns is drying up and I'll be angling for a scaling down of the carping on about fish.

krashkart
08-19-10, 08:01 AM
I suddenly feel as though I am floundering.

frau kaleun
08-19-10, 08:34 AM
:hmmm:

Have to say, I'm feeling a little crappie myself.

Platapus
08-19-10, 09:42 AM
http://voiceofniagara.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/asian-carp-one3.jpg

I don't think it's exactly 21 but then fish are notoriously bad at math.


All that time they spend in schools and they are still bad a math?

What ever happened to NCLB? - No Carp Left Behind?

Sailor Steve
08-19-10, 09:46 AM
I don't want to be bullheaded about this, but the fish jokes are starting to stink.

I'm getting offline now - my bass awaits.

frau kaleun
08-19-10, 09:53 AM
What ever happened to NCLB? - No Carp Left Behind?

That raises a very important question: is our fishes learning?

I'm getting offline now - my bass awaits.

Just like a musician, always angling for attention.

Jimbuna
08-19-10, 09:59 AM
Looks like a few folk here have taken the bait and got themselves hooked on this thread.

Weiss Pinguin
08-19-10, 10:10 AM
That's what happens when you stir up the waters. :nope:

frau kaleun
08-19-10, 10:15 AM
That's what happens when you stir up the waters. :nope:

Yeah, yeah, so the water gets a little muddy. Well, you can just keep your Muddy Waters. I prefer Salmon Dave.

FIREWALL
08-19-10, 10:20 AM
If we pool our resources we, will spawn some more fishtales.

Jimbuna
08-19-10, 10:40 AM
http://www.angelfire.com/home/lake/images/lonelymanfish.gif

XabbaRus
08-19-10, 03:13 PM
This thread will soon swim with the fishes if there are any more bad puns...

Weiss Pinguin
08-19-10, 04:56 PM
I see this conversation leading to serious fishticuffs...

TLAM Strike
08-19-10, 06:01 PM
... in that case I'm trout of here... :shifty:

frau kaleun
08-19-10, 06:44 PM
I'll stick around... just for the halibut.

TarJak
08-19-10, 07:03 PM
I've haddock about enough of this. I know everyone has been in tuna with each other on this thread and I'm not out to make anenome's, but I'm not sure that subsim is the right plaice for piscatorial punnery. I await the next post with baited breath.

Bass players are always angling for attention:
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060807213260/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/6/6c/Bass_player.JPG/250px-Bass_player.JPG

frau kaleun
08-19-10, 07:19 PM
I've haddock about enough of this. I know everyone has been in tuna with each other on this thread and I'm not out to make anenome's, but I'm not sure that subsim is the right plaice for piscatorial punnery.

Pollocks!

Sailor Steve
08-19-10, 09:24 PM
Bass players are always angling for attention:
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060807213260/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/6/6c/Bass_player.JPG/250px-Bass_player.JPG
You may have just spawned a new trend here.

Salmon please make it stop!

frau kaleun
08-19-10, 09:49 PM
You may have just spawned a new trend here.

Salmon please make it stop!

Quit yer whaling before we all go hard of herring. Others mako quiet at your behest, but I shall continue on without remoras.

And I won't be koi about it, either.

TarJak
08-19-10, 09:55 PM
You may have just spawned a new trend here.

Salmon please make it stop!
You batter believe it! I've been trawling the net looking for fishy puns and I found a tunny of them, my problem will be whiting them all down here for you to carp on about.

breadcatcher101
08-19-10, 10:04 PM
It is nice seeing everyone not so eel-mannered for a change. :)

Sailor Steve
08-19-10, 11:33 PM
Not that we're doing it on porpoise...

TarJak
08-20-10, 07:04 AM
Dolphin I haven't forgotten your last pun.

Platapus
08-20-10, 08:05 AM
Quit yer whaling before we all go hard of herring. Others mako quiet at your behest, but I shall continue on without remoras.

And I won't be koi about it, either.


<blowing whistle>

Personal foul!

Introducing a pun about a mammal into a thread about fish puns.

Reset the post count back by one.

<blows whistle>

frau kaleun
08-20-10, 08:13 AM
<blowing whistle>

Personal foul!

Introducing a pun about a mammal into a thread about fish puns.



:oops:

I otter know better.

Weiss Pinguin
08-20-10, 09:22 AM
:oops:

I otter know better.
Don't you know better than to bring a mammal to a fishstick fight? (or is that fishshtick?)

frau kaleun
08-20-10, 09:37 AM
Don't you know better than to bring a mammal to a fishstick fight? (or is that fishshtick?)

Yeah, definitely off my 'A game' but what can I say, it's been a long week and I'm really tired.

Maybe I should go filet down for a while.

Weiss Pinguin
08-20-10, 09:39 AM
Yeah, definitely off my 'A game' but what can I say, it's been a long week and I'm really tired.

Maybe I should go filet down for a while.
You do look a little piked...

Sailor Steve
08-20-10, 10:35 AM
I think the accepted term is "green around the gills".

frau kaleun
08-20-10, 10:53 AM
I am feeling a little nauseated, now that you mention it... let's just hope I don't hake up my breakfast.

Jimbuna
08-20-10, 07:11 PM
You cod do a lot worse.

yubba
08-20-10, 07:37 PM
yes it could be crappy, my baitfish didn't know it was tarpon.

TarJak
08-20-10, 08:56 PM
I think we should all clam up and mako another thread.

Jimbuna
08-21-10, 07:13 AM
Looks like you've been done like a kipper.

yubba
08-21-10, 07:29 AM
and it's raining catfish and dogfish

DarkFish
08-21-10, 08:31 AM
I think we should just seas joking. This isn't fin anymore.

Tchocky
08-21-10, 09:44 AM
I think we should just seas joking. This isn't fin anymore.
I'm having a whale of a time!

Jimbuna
08-21-10, 02:05 PM
Some folk here are obviously as slippery as an eel.

STEED
08-21-10, 02:17 PM
The Babel Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5mWQFGF7w8

yubba
08-21-10, 02:28 PM
but you:rock: can't tuna fish

Jimbuna
08-21-10, 03:31 PM
You need a sprat to catch a mackerel.