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[Seth8530]

Guys, this is of utmost importance... I walked into my dorm the otherday and realized something was wrong... the toilet paper.. it was hanging on the roller the wrong way. Someone had hung it so that you had to do the underhand tug instead of the over-handed pull.... So my question.? am i just crazy or did someone drop the ball on this one?

[Takeda Shingen]

I always hang mine overhanded.

[frau kaleun]

I always hang mine overhanded.

That's because you're a scholar and a gentleman. Only a villainous scoundrel would do otherwise.

[TLAM Strike]

Pffft just leave a roll sitting on top the tank.

Like a real man. :yep:

[The Third Man]

Over the top! I live by the rule.

[HunterICX]

Like a real man. :yep:

No, a real Man would first take a dump and then comes to realize that there is no toilet paper in hand's reach.

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

Good God, a hoodlum has forcibly broken into your residence, then fiendishly switched the toilet paper into it's aformentioned position with his devilish methods of toilet paper-rolling! Clearly you have been targetted by a highly shady and suspicious organization bent on unspecified yet obviously diabolical goals.

You must act quickly, seal the room with everything possible, then proceed to interrogate the neighbours, locals and innocent by-standers. Perhaps you can catch the perpetrator and make him reveal who he's working for!

[TLAM Strike]

No, a real Man would first take a dump and then comes to realize that there is no toilet paper in hand's reach.

HunterICX

Thats why they put a shower next to the crapper... :03:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Overhanded, because I'm a man. ;)

[AVGWarhawk]

Definite over the top. The job is never complete until the paperwork is done. It is just easier to have the over the top. :yeah:

[frau kaleun]

Thats why they put a shower next to the crapper... :03:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/a9161808-fdc0-4bc5-8974-9d1b32db2cf5.jpg

[flatsixes]

Underhanded. Because I'm a lawyer.:D

[ETR3(SS)]

Because I am a man, it must be overhand with a manly Old Spice scent.

[frau kaleun]

Underhanded. Because I'm a lawyer.:D

:haha:

[papa_smurf]

No, a real Man would first take a dump and then comes to realize that there is no toilet paper in hand's reach.

Done that a few times:damn:

[The Third Man]

No, a real Man would first take a dump and then comes to realize that there is no toilet paper in hand's reach.

HunterICX

Then we see the funny walk to the paper. :D Have done it myself.

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/6isAh.jpg

Probably for special occasions.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Pffft just leave a roll sitting on top the tank.

Like a real man. :yep:
:yeah::salute:

[TLAM Strike]

^ See Marines know how it done. :up:

[SteamWake]

Whatever you do just be sure to put the lid down.. not both lids just the one ... :stare:

[frau kaleun]

^ See Marines know how it done. :up:

Either that or they lack the mechanical aptitude required to get both ends of the TP roller back into the little holes on the dispenser before the roll slips off again. :hmmm:

[TLAM Strike]

Either that or they lack the mechanical aptitude required to get both ends of the TP roller back into the little holes on the dispenser before the roll slips off again. :hmmm:

Naw Marines know to leave it on the tank because if they have to launch a counter attack with no warning they can grab a roll and go. :O:

[jumpy]

Pffft just leave a roll sitting on top the tank.

Like a real man. :yep:

Substitute 'tank' for 'radiator' and you have my arrangements.
I don't feel that this poll represents the average males regard (or lack thereof) for such items of a toiletry nature. :O:

[antikristuseke]

Done that a few times:damn:

Then you just rip off the sleeves of your shirt, or your shirt to pieces entirely, being a real man you can excuse yourself from wearing a shirt, no matter the occasion.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Naw Marines know to leave it on the tank because if they have to launch a counter attack with no warning they can grab a roll and go. :O:

For an Army guy, you have a pretty good grasp of Marine psychology. I sleep with my boots on for the same reason.


Either that or they lack the mechanical aptitude required to get both ends of the TP roller back into the little holes on the dispenser before the roll slips off again. :hmmm:

Keep it up and I'll explain how female Marines store tampons:O:

[Sailor Steve]

Then you just rip off the sleeves of your shirt, or your shirt to pieces entirely, being a real man you can excuse yourself from wearing a shirt, no matter the occasion.
What a waste of a perfectly good shirt. It's much simpler than that.

Just be sure to wash your hands very thoroughly afterwards. Twice. :D

[frau kaleun]

Keep it up and I'll explain how female Marines store tampons:O:

Tucked jauntily behind one ear?

[frau kaleun]

What a waste of a perfectly good shirt. It's much simpler than that.

Just be sure to wash your hands very thoroughly afterwards. Twice. :D

Note to self: if you ever meet Sailor Steve in person, do not - repeat, DO NOT - shake hands. :O:

[UnderseaLcpl]

Tucked jauntily behind one ear?

You got the "tucked" and behind" parts right.


Note to self: if you ever meet Sailor Steve in person, do not - repeat, DO NOT - shake hands. :O:


Too late:dead:

[Oberon]

Simple answer to the no toilet paper problem, just leave a copy of your favourite tabloid within easy reach. When there is toilet paper you can read and laugh at it, and when there isn't, it's a win-win scenario!

[Sailor Steve]

Too late:dead:
As I recall we didn't shake hands.
:rotfl2:

[UnderseaLcpl]

As I recall we didn't shake hands.
:rotfl2:

You're too old to recall anything:O:

[CaptainHaplo]

What is this "toilet paper" you speak of?

[antikristuseke]

I have no idea why, but this exchange reminded me of a rather bad joke which I am now going to inflict upon you.

Unlikely line to hear in a war film
Soldier 1:"I can't feel my legs!"
Soldier 2:"That's because your arms have been blown off"
:dead:

[frau kaleun]

You got the "tucked" and behind" parts right.

:o :doh: :dead:

[Platapus]

Toilet Paper? What sissies. 40 grit sandpaper. It gives you that real clean feeling. :yeah:

[frau kaleun]

Toilet Paper? What sissies. 40 grit sandpaper. It gives you that real clean feeling. :yeah:

And followed by a nice alchohol spritzer. Very refreshing!

[TLAM Strike]

For an Army guy, you have a pretty good grasp of Marine psychology. I sleep with my boots on for the same reason. ... ... when was I in the Army??? :hmmm:


Keep it up and I'll explain how female Marines store tampons:O: I assume like all marines: in their med kit. :03:

[UnderseaLcpl]

... ... when was I in the Army??? :hmmm:
I just assumed you were. I thought Steve mentioned something about it.


I assume like all marines: in their med kit. :03:
Those things the Corpsemen carry? I guess they are in the Navy, so it makes sense. :DL

[frau kaleun]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/57a7c2e1-158a-4ec8-88d4-d2aa0eceec62.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

I just assumed you were. I thought Steve mentioned something about it. :timeout: hmmmmm... ok... I guess Steve is losing his mind officially now... :DL



Those things the Corpsemen carry? I guess they are in the Navy, so it makes sense. :DL I thought when they started sewing tourniquets in to the BDUs they gave everyone a basic med kit. But I guess they made the Navy guys keep them instead- Marines being unable to figure out grab tampon, insert in to bullet hole. :O:

[Takeda Shingen]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/57a7c2e1-158a-4ec8-88d4-d2aa0eceec62.jpg


:haha:

[razark]

What is this "toilet paper" you speak of?
See memo:

SS184/LS/SS36-1 June 11, 1942

From: Commanding Officer
To: Supply Officer, Navy Yard, Mare Island, California

Subject: Toilet Paper

Ref: (a) (4608) USS Holland (5148) USS SKIPJACK req 70-42 of 30 July 1941
(b) SO NYMI cancelled invoice No. 272836

Encl: (1) Sample of cancelled invoice
(2) Sample of material required.

1. This vessel submitted a requisition for 150 rolls of toilet paper on July 30, 1941, to USS HOLLAND. The material was ordered by HOLLAND from the Supply Officer, Navy Yard, Mare Island, for delivery to USS SKIPJACK.

2. The Supply Officer, Navy Yard, Mare Island, on November 26, 1941, canceled Mare Island Invoice No. 272836 with the stamped notation "Cancelled — cannot identify." This cancelled invoice was received by SKIPJACK on June 10, 1942.

3. During the 11-3/4 months elapsing from the time of ordering the toilet paper and the present date, USS SKIPJACK personnel, despite their best efforts to await delivery of the subject material, have been unable to wait on numerous occasions, and the situation is now quite acute, particularly during depth-charge attacks by the "back stabbers."

4. Enclosure (2) is a sample of the desired materials provided for the information of the Supply Officer, Navy Yard, Mare Island. The Commanding Officer, USS SKIPJACK, cannot help but wonder what is being used at Mare Island in place of this unidentifiable material, once well known to this command.

5. SKIPJACK personnel during this period have become accustomed to the use of "crests," i.e., the vast amount of incoming non-essential paper work, and in so doing feel that the wish of the Bureau of Ships for reduction of paper work is being complied with, thus killing two birds with one stone.

6. It is believed by this command that the stamped notation "cannot identify" was possible error, and that this is simply a case of shortage of strategic war material, the SKIPJACK probably being low on the priority list.

7. In order to cooperate in the war effort at a small local sacrifice, the SKIPJACK desires no further action be taken until the end of the current war, which has created a situation aptly described as "War is hell."

J. W. Coe

[UnderseaLcpl]

@ frau

How long have you been waiting to use that one?:rotfl2:

[Reece]

Over the top for sure, the other way the paper lies against the wall/door, a nice place for spiders to hide!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

*looks over ones shoulder before posting*

Well being married I don't need to make the decision....have someone else wipe it for you :smug:

[Jimbuna]

Toilet Paper? What sissies. 40 grit sandpaper. It gives you that real clean feeling. :yeah:

http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Badgers-Arse-619.jpg

[papa_smurf]

Simple answer to the no toilet paper problem, just leave a copy of your favourite tabloid within easy reach. When there is toilet paper you can read and laugh at it, and when there isn't, it's a win-win scenario!

Sound advice there:D

@ frau

How long have you been waiting to use that one?:rotfl2:

Long enough.....

[frau kaleun]

@ frau

How long have you been waiting to use that one?:rotfl2:

Just saw it yesterday, actually. Figured the opportunity would present itself sooner rather than later. :O:

[Sailor Steve]

I just assumed you were. I thought Steve mentioned something about it.
Then you were wrong on both counts:

1. No, I didn't mention it.

2. No, you didn't think.
:rotfl2:

I don't think I mentioned anything like that, but as we all know my memory isn't what it once was. In fact, my memory never was what it "once was".

And I know you think very clearly and with gusto. I just couldn't resist the joke.

:timeout: hmmmmm... ok... I guess Steve is losing his mind officially now... :DL
Actually I lost my mind a long time ago. But that's not relevant to whether I said what Lance thinks I said, nor to what I think he thinks I may have been thinking when I may or may not have what he thinks I said during a conversation we may or may not have even had during some unspecified time in the past, or the future.

I think.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.alexcarlock.com/images/Fun/att00004.gif

[STEED]

I don't give a hoot as long as there is roll hanging up.

[FIREWALL]

It seems quite alot of you have too much free time on your hands. :hmmm: