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nikimcbee
08-10-10, 06:44 PM
Hunting. Bare-chested fishing. Now, fire fighting!:o

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100810/D9HGQB8O0.html

Wow, what a leader. I would have thought he'd be out golfing or on vacation to the Black Sea, or golfing, or on vacation to the Crimea, or golfing, or shootin' hoops, or on vacation, or golfing.

Anyway...

Putin has been a very visible leader in the battle against the fires, which have caused billions of dollars in damage and left thousands homeless in the past two weeks. He has demanded that soldiers help overstretched firefighting brigades and has walked through smoldering villages, consoling residents and promising them new homes by fall.

So he leads by example?




After hitting the button, Putin glanced toward the pilot and asked, "Was that OK?" The response: "A direct hit!"

Like the pilot is going to say: "nah, you missed.":haha:



Wait a minute, didn't see this!...wait for it...:har:

Medvedev himself was slow to interrupt his Black Sea vacation even as fires around Moscow grew worse, and, unlike Putin - who went out in jeans to meet with sobbing villagers and exhausted firefighters - mostly conferred with officials after his return.

Why does that sound familiar...:hmmm:




The stunt was classic Putin. In past years, he has copiloted a fighter jet, ridden a horse bare-chested in Siberia and descended to the bottom of Lake Baikal in a mini-sub. Just last month he drove a Harley Davidson motorcycle to a biker rally. All of his exploits have been widely publicized on the national television networks, which are under government control. Russia holds its next presidential election in 2012, and Putin would be eligible to run.

wait a minute....

HRC missed her chance to shine. She should have been out in a rubber raft in the Gulf with a bucket and a sponge. Maybe next disaster.

Platapus
08-10-10, 06:51 PM
Instead of Chuck Norris jokes, we need to start learning Vlad Putin jokes.

Skybird
08-10-10, 06:55 PM
Instead of Chuck Norris jokes, we need to start learning Vlad Putin jokes.

They are the same person anyway. Chuck just has learned how to use a razor.

Platapus
08-10-10, 07:02 PM
Have we ever seen Chuck Norris and Vlad Putin in the same place> :hmmm::hmmm::hmmm::hmmm:

nikimcbee
08-10-10, 07:06 PM
Instead of Chuck Norris jokes, we need to start learning Vlad Putin jokes.
You are a brave soul. Haven't you heard what happens to Putin critics:hmmm:

nikimcbee
08-10-10, 07:07 PM
As zampolit of subsim, I'll let this one slide... this time.

Weiss Pinguin
08-10-10, 09:07 PM
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/043/749/original/vlad10-31-2009_10-38-19_AM.png?1268961726

TLAM Strike
08-10-10, 09:17 PM
http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/5231/politicalpicturesvladim.jpg

Ducimus
08-10-10, 09:36 PM
Putin on the Ritz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnVwjw2Un4k)

(yeah, i know its old)

Bubblehead1980
08-10-10, 09:42 PM
Anyone remember the show Lil Bush from comedy central? lol loved that show.My favorite bust on Putin was from that show.

Favorite was when Lil Putin became the school bully with his bear named ****ing bear :har: Episode was called "pooty-poot" cant find it online, well where the link works anyway.

Castout
08-10-10, 09:46 PM
It's a bird it's plane NO it's Super Putin :D

TLAM Strike
08-10-10, 09:53 PM
(yeah, i know its old)

As is this one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10YNt9IZb_4)

Wolfehunter
08-10-10, 10:12 PM
Putin on the Ritz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnVwjw2Un4k)

(yeah, i know its old)Great vid laught my ass off. :har:

nikimcbee
08-10-10, 10:57 PM
As is this one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10YNt9IZb_4)

You mean this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHjDBUmIUDU&feature=related

Oberon
08-11-10, 05:20 AM
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/aa23293a-e2c9-4805-8925-6dc3dd424211.jpg

Gotta hand it to him, he knows how to play the media...he'll be a shoe-in next election. :yep: If I were in Russia...I'd probably vote for him...not that I imagine there will be that much of a choice... :hmmm:

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-attempt-caption.jpg

Weiss Pinguin
08-11-10, 09:56 AM
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-whose-funeral.jpg

Bilge_Rat
08-11-10, 01:12 PM
http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/5231/politicalpicturesvladim.jpg

love that one! :up:

Bort
08-11-10, 01:20 PM
http://a.imageshack.us/img833/852/vladputin.jpg

The Third Man
08-11-10, 01:21 PM
The 'cult of personality' seems to be alive and well in Russia.

Betonov
08-11-10, 02:31 PM
post cold war Russia has a history of lively presidents

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ5S-_RLddQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMThTEA4M0o&feature=related

Flaxpants
08-11-10, 11:19 PM
Well, some may see him as the all-round, multi-skilled 'action man', but I can tell you that his home made cup-cakes taste like ****.

papa_smurf
08-12-10, 04:50 AM
At least Russia got putin, all we got is these two numbties:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/18/article-1279289-09A397B9000005DC-857_634x459.jpg
:damn:

XabbaRus
08-12-10, 04:24 PM
I wonder if we can get Putin action toys?

Wait you can and many others.

http://www.herobuilders.com/political/

frau kaleun
08-12-10, 05:18 PM
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/cb051168-e935-4a8c-9a69-0d59c5a716c9.jpg

nikimcbee
08-13-10, 01:07 AM
I wonder if we can get Putin action toys?

Wait you can and many others.

http://www.herobuilders.com/political/
http://www.herobuilders.com/images/HB0023_sm.jpg (http://www.vicalecorporation.com/SearchResult.aspx?CategoryID=6)

nikimcbee
08-13-10, 01:11 AM
The dynamic trio:

http://www.herobuilders.com/images/HB0067.jpg (http://www.vicalecorporation.com/SearchResult.aspx?CategoryID=16)

michael moore

http://www.herobuilders.com/images/HB0041_42_sm.jpg (http://www.vicalecorporation.com/SearchResult.aspx?CategoryID=5)
action Jesus

run away bride
http://www.herobuilders.com/images/HB0095.jpg (http://www.vicalecorporation.com/SearchResult.aspx?CategoryID=16)

bookworm_020
08-13-10, 05:10 AM
Well, some may see him as the all-round, multi-skilled 'action man', but I can tell you that his home made cup-cakes taste like ****.

He must have forgot to add cyanide to them before he baked them!

At least Russia got putin, all we got is these two numbties:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/18/article-1279289-09A397B9000005DC-857_634x459.jpg


Dumb and Dumber?:hmmm:

ryanglavin
08-13-10, 06:55 AM
http://a.imageshack.us/img833/852/vladputin.jpg

Ha I was waiting for one like this to pop up! Nice!

Jimbuna
08-13-10, 07:04 AM
At least Russia got putin, all we got is these two numbties:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/18/article-1279289-09A397B9000005DC-857_634x459.jpg
:damn:

Cameron "You said you would wear the blue tie"

Clegg "I said we would both look good in red"

krashkart
08-13-10, 01:19 PM
Putin hasn't braved getting a ride across town from my stepbrother. :eek:

The Third Man
08-13-10, 01:48 PM
Putin doesn't do Sarah Palin.

frau kaleun
08-13-10, 02:15 PM
Putin doesn't do Sarah Palin.

No, but he can see her from his front porch.

Jimbuna
08-13-10, 03:03 PM
http://zfunnypics.com/funny-pictures/1972/putin.jpg

The Third Man
08-13-10, 03:04 PM
http://zfunnypics.com/funny-pictures/1972/putin.jpg

Is that Madeline Albright?

krashkart
08-13-10, 03:09 PM
Is that Madeline Albright?

Whoever she is, she appears to have injured her neck during her mating charge. Putin must be one heckuva guy. :up:

Jimbuna
08-13-10, 03:16 PM
Is that Madeline Albright?

I thought it was Sarah Palin wearing a wig :DL

Platapus
08-13-10, 10:10 PM
I thought it was Sarah Palin wearing a wig :DL

What, the one on the left?

Jimbuna
08-14-10, 10:58 AM
What, the one on the left?

LOL :DL

Gerald
08-14-10, 11:07 AM
http://zfunnypics.com/funny-pictures/1972/putin.jpg :hmm2:

nikimcbee
08-14-10, 12:13 PM
Whoever she is, she appears to have injured her neck during her mating charge. Putin must be one heckuva guy. :up:
:har:

The first thing I thought of was a certain dog behavio(u)r that dogs do when they are playing.

Jimbuna
08-14-10, 03:15 PM
:har:

The first thing I thought of was a certain dog behavio(u)r that dogs do when they are playing.


http://thugtooth.net/images/clinton_dog.jpg

Gerald
08-14-10, 05:26 PM
http://thugtooth.net/images/clinton_dog.jpg

:haha:

nikimcbee
08-14-10, 05:31 PM
http://thugtooth.net/images/clinton_dog.jpg

I had a video link originally posted but I deleted it. The dogs were engaging in the behavio(u)r, thought it might be too tasteless:-?.

gimpy117
08-14-10, 08:28 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/J/L/2/putin-palin.jpg

nikimcbee
08-15-10, 01:20 AM
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Putin_President.jpg


OMG, it's so true.

Jimbuna
08-15-10, 07:48 AM
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/political-pictures-putin-noob.jpg

krashkart
08-15-10, 12:02 PM
No, but he can see her from his front porch.

He has the most awesome of telescopes on his front porch. :yep:

frau kaleun
08-16-10, 10:52 AM
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/aa23293a-e2c9-4805-8925-6dc3dd424211.jpg



http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/802150ef-e8ad-4f24-94a3-9af336c3f7a5.jpg

Gerald
08-16-10, 11:21 AM
http://imgur.com/n4n7S.jpg

Jimbuna
08-17-10, 06:53 AM
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/c/R/2/putin-sarah-come-back.jpg

STEED
08-17-10, 10:34 AM
Is there anything Putin doesn't do?

Pornstar...:O:

nikimcbee
08-17-10, 11:58 AM
Pornstar...:O:
I dunno, you tell me.:haha:

Oberon
08-17-10, 01:45 PM
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/802150ef-e8ad-4f24-94a3-9af336c3f7a5.jpg


:har::har::har::har::yeah:

STEED
08-17-10, 01:56 PM
I dunno, you tell me.:haha:

I don't bloody know! :rotfl2:

Moeceefus
08-17-10, 01:56 PM
Putin is awesome! Too bad he hates us. :cry:

frau kaleun
08-17-10, 02:02 PM
Is there anything Putin doesn't do?

Pornstar...

I dunno, you tell me.

I don't bloody know!

Well I'm not gonna google it, that's for darn sure.

I may even unsubscribe to this thread, just in case. :o

Jimbuna
08-17-10, 02:06 PM
http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/773/putinf.jpg (http://img690.imageshack.us/i/putinf.jpg/)

nikimcbee
08-17-10, 03:03 PM
Well I'm not gonna google it, that's for darn sure.

I may even unsubscribe to this thread, just in case. :o

What! you're not interested in Pooty booty?:har:

couldn't resist.

nikimcbee
08-25-10, 02:21 PM
I rest my case, Putin does do everything!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100825/ap_on_re_eu/eu_russia_putin_whales

Takeda Shingen
08-25-10, 02:24 PM
http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/773/putinf.jpg (http://img690.imageshack.us/i/putinf.jpg/)

:haha:

nikimcbee
08-25-10, 02:33 PM
What's next, Putin wins Subsim FFL in rookie season?:hmmm::har:

Takeda Shingen
08-25-10, 02:34 PM
What's next, Putin wins Subsim FFL in rookie season?:hmmm::har:

That's what we were all counting on. :up:

Konovalov
08-26-10, 08:27 AM
Check out this story: Macho man Putin wields crossbow to shoot darts at whale.
(http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/macho-man-putin-wields-crossbow-to-shoot-darts-at-whale/story-e6frg6so-1225910546615)
So now we all know that Vlad can take on Mobby Dick all by himself. The great Russian Navy has now been rendered obsolete. You are the man Vladimir. :salute:

I imagine his favourite song must be Macho Man by the Village People. :D

What will the man do next? Be the first man to land on Mars perhaps?

Weiss Pinguin
08-26-10, 09:45 AM
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/043/746/original/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-illegal-why.jpg?1268961668

bookworm_020
08-26-10, 11:06 PM
In response to the question "Is there anything Putin doesn't do?", would that be allowing free and critical speech of himself and the freedom of other parties to run against him without having their leaders "vanish" for a week or too?:hmmm::hmmm:

At least it would give the wildlife a chance, as he would be too busy answering questions instead of photo shoots!

Jimbuna
08-27-10, 06:50 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ff5YYXQVZ3A/SLYwPvRlPvI/AAAAAAAAAII/GAp9-aiqO3E/s400/Putin-Swimsuit-34570.jpg