The Cake is a Lie

[frau kaleun]

Cuz it are stuffed - with pie!

http://cache-03.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2010/08/500x_cherpumple_cake.jpg

http://www.charlesphoenix.com/2009/12/cherpumple-monster-pie-cake-new-test-kitchen-video/

The Cherpumple is the desert version of the Turducken. It’s a three-layer cake with a pie stuffed in each layer. YUM! Cherpumple is short for CHERry, PUMpkin and apPLE pie. The apple pie is baked in spice cake, the pumpkin in yellow and the cherry in white...

The inspiration for the Cherpumple came from the typical desert table selection you would find at one of my family’s holiday celebrations. Seems there’s always cherry, pumpkin, and apple pie and a cake that’s a family tradition. It has a layer of spice and a layer of yellow. Since I always want to have a piece of each of the pies and the cake I figured why not make that waaaaaaaay more convenient. So I baked them all together as one and the Cherpumple was born.

[Sailor Steve]

Looks pretty gagworthy to me, being made up of three different fruit pies, all of which I loathe.

On the other hand, I do love Baskin-Robbins Cake 'n' Ice Cream cake. :D

[frau kaleun]

three different fruit pies, all of which I loathe.

:o

You are dead to me. DEAD I SAY!

:O:

Actually I love cherry & apple pie and pumpkin is fine too. Which is why I also think this is kinda gross, because I would want to enjoy each pie on its own.

The cake part I could totally live without. A proper pie crust is one of the seven wonders of the culinary world, I don't want it all gummed up with cake.

[Sailor Steve]

Banana Cream

Lemon Meringue

Chocolate

(The only pies I like, in that exact order)

(Well, I like Pot Pies, but I don't conseder them to be real pies, so what do I know?)

[frau kaleun]

I'm right with you on the lemon meringue and chocolate. But I really don't care for banana-flavored stuff in general.

However I think the important question here is: where do you stand on cheesecake?

[Sailor Steve]

However I think the important question here is: where do you stand on cheesecake?
"Quick, call a doctor!" comes close.

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/enjoi_stars/its-beautiful.jpg

[Herr-Berbunch]

It was fine until I got to the pumpkin part, why? Why? And once more, why? :o

Steve's list look just fine though :D

[frau kaleun]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4138/4860009819_29b6d79fa5.jpg

[frau kaleun]

"Quick, call a doctor!" comes close.

You are dead to me. DEAD I SAY!

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4138/4860009819_29b6d79fa5.jpg
"Yo dawg, we heard you like pies so we put a pie in your cake so you could eat while you ate!"

[August]

You are dead to me. DEAD I SAY!

What, you mean if he eats your cheesecake? :hmmm:

[Weiss Pinguin]

What, you mean if he eats your cheesecake? :hmmm:
Isn't that why we need the doctor? :06:

[MGR1]

Maybe a pie like this explains why American's are universally believed to have a problem with their waistlines....:D(ducks for cover!)

Mike.:03:

[AVGWarhawk]

For a minute there I thought you were play Portal where the cake is a lie!

http://thehealzsquad.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/portal_and_there_will_be_cake.jpg

[frau kaleun]

Isn't that why we need the doctor? :06:

Yeah, I thought he meant cheesecake makes him sick.

Or maybe he would eat so much of it that it would make him sick.

Personally I'd want the doctor to start me up on a cheesecake IV. :O:

[frau kaleun]

What, you mean if he eats your cheesecake? :hmmm:

In that case he would definitely be dead... to everyone. :D

[FIREWALL]

I like all the above. I've never found a cake or pie that I didn't get along with.

Unfortunately for them, it was a short relationship. :D

[krashkart]

I'd like to see a chocolate cream/french chocolate/coconut cream pie-cake stack. With a dollop of Cool Whip on top. Mmmm-mmmm. :yeah:

[nikimcbee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/enjoi_stars/its-beautiful.jpg

This^
Now go fetch me the biggest bottle of insulin you can find!

[ajrimmer42]

OMNOMNOM!!!!

[The Third Man]

I love pie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6noVMy4Delk

[Sailor Steve]

You are dead to me. DEAD I SAY!
Does this mean it's over?









Um, am I free to go now?

[August]

Run Steve Run!

[Platapus]

However I think the important question here is: where do you stand on cheesecake?

That would depend on how cute the woman is.

[SteamWake]

You know to be a true knock off of the Turducken it would have to be like this..

A cherrie pie surrounded by a peach pie surrounded by sumsuch pie surrounded by a cake...

Still it all looks good to me, needs vanilla ice cream though :salute:

[frau kaleun]

Still it all looks good to me, needs vanilla ice cream though :salute:

We'll sit you next to McBee, that way you can go halfsies on the insulin. :O:

[frau kaleun]

Does this mean it's over?









Um, am I free to go now?


Not zo fast, Herr Steef. Ve haf vays to make you eat ze Cherpumple.

[krashkart]

Say anything you like to about the Cherpumple. It all looks the same at the treatment plant. :O:

[breadcatcher101]

Pie--YES!!

Apple, cherry, peach, key lime, blackberry, and pumpkin as well.

But together??

I don't know.

[frau kaleun]

Pie--YES!!

Apple, cherry, peach, key lime, blackberry, and pumpkin as well.

But together??

I don't know.

Yeah, see, one of things I like most about pie is the crust, and it seems like you'd totally lose the beauty of a good pastry crust by baking it inside a big pile of cake batter.

[Weiss Pinguin]

apple, cherry, peach, key lime, blackberry, and
pumpkin as well.
But together??
See the rainbow...

TASTE THE RAINBOW

[UnderseaLcpl]

Let them eat cake-pie. Or pie-cake. Or whatever. I prefer cake that conceals a scantily-clad female performer inside.

If you want a real surprise, go try a British cake or pie. The British have a long tradition of making foods sound much more appetizing, nay, fit for human consumption than they actually are, and desserts are no exception. The British, famous for twisting the English language, originally developed the practice as a way to continue fighting the Germans when British positions were overrun:
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o264/charlie143james/britishfood.jpg

Enjoying that "Pudding", meine freund?

[TarJak]

There is only one true Pie and this pie is no lie!

http://www.in-gender.com/cs/forums/storage/77/890585/aussie%20meat%20pie.jpg

[krashkart]

There is only one true Pie and this pie is no lie!

The crust looks tasty, but what is that filling? :hmmm:

[Tribesman]

The crust looks tasty, but what is that filling?
With Australian "meat" pies you don't want to ask

[frau kaleun]

With Australian "meat" pies you don't want to ask

http://wherethelongtailends.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/soylent-green.gif

[krashkart]

The ketchup is there to help mask the taste of the mystery meat. It can't be good. :O:

[Task Force]

The ketchup is there to help mask the taste of the mystery meat. It can't be good. :O:

Hmm, sounds abit like school food.

[Biggles]

Wops, I guess the diet starts tomorrow!:D

[Platapus]

http://wherethelongtailends.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/soylent-green.gif

Tuna flavoured?

[frau kaleun]

http://wherethelongtailends.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/soylent-green.gif

Tuna flavoured?

And with 50% more brain matter! :yep:

[August]

Enjoying that "Pudding", meine freund?

:haha::rotfl2::har:

[Platapus]

And with 50% more brain matter! :yep:


DOH! I will give you that one :yeah:

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://wherethelongtailends.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/soylent-green.gif
And it washes the bowl afterwards... :O:

[frau kaleun]

And it washes the bowl afterwards... :O:

Nah, it just hires in a cute young guy named Sven to do the cleaning. :yeah:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Nah, it just hires in a cute young guy named Sven to do the cleaning. :yeah:

The only Sven I know...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2009/7/22/1248294399901/-Sven-Goran-Eriksson-001.jpg

And he sure cleaned up here!

[frau kaleun]

The only Sven I know...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2009/7/22/1248294399901/-Sven-Goran-Eriksson-001.jpg

And he sure cleaned up here!

:hmmm:

He can be my imaginary grandpa, as long as he doesn't insist on making me watch soccer all the time. Or, you know, at all. :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

:hmmm:

He can be my imaginary grandpa, as long as he doesn't insist on making me watch soccer all the time. Or, you know, at all. :O:

Football, as in foot + ball, not pickitupandrunandthrowball...

Although the modern game is sometimes more like a diving competition -

http://www.electriceasel.co.uk/Miscimages/Football_Dive.jpg

[frau kaleun]

Football, as in foot + ball, not pickitupandrunandthrowball...

Although the modern game is sometimes more like a diving competition -

http://www.electriceasel.co.uk/Miscimages/Football_Dive.jpg

I don't care what we call it, as long as I don't have to watch it.

Anyway if I want to see really subpar thespian endeavors I can just watch the NBA. Or any Steven Seagal movie.

[Herr-Berbunch]

I don't care what we call it, as long as I don't have to watch it.

Anyway if I want to see really subpar thespian endeavors I can just watch the NBA. Or any Steven Seagal movie.

NBA? Ahh, Netball for Blokes Association.

Steven Seagull? Ahh, Under Siege - nice cake contents there! (see, back on topic)

:D

[Sailor Steve]

Football, as in foot + ball, not pickitupandrunandthrowball...
I liked the picture that used photoshop to provide words and pointers to show the difference.

Foot + Ball, not Hand + Egg.

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/hand_egg.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Not the one I originally saw, and too blurry, but it'll have to do, I guess.

[Weiss Pinguin]

Anyway if I want to see really subpar thespian endeavors I can just watch the NBA. Or any Steven Seagal movie.
Or wrestling :DL

[Sailor Steve]

Or wrestling :DL
That's "wrasslin'"!

[frau kaleun]

To illustrate:

WRESTLING
http://xfctc.com/images/ff/wrestling.jpg

not to be confused with

WRASSLIN'
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mg7D3kYysfw/RoXyNCxSNsI/AAAAAAAABw4/89yygWA0KcA/s400/world_wrestling_large.jpg

[The Third Man]

I still love pie!!!

And bacon,

and a well singed burger, with a pink middle, with cheese, lettuce and tomato.

[antikristuseke]

I liked the picture that used photoshop to provide words and pointers to show the difference.

Foot + Ball, not Hand + Egg.

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/2/2/633692057194761860-HANDEGG.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Yeah! That's the one!

Thanks, Anti-Man! :rock:

[August]

I think America can rightfully claim the name the title of Football for our game for three primary reasons:

1. Neither sport uses their hands or feet only. In American Football players use their feet on several occasions, all of which are vital to the game (kick offs, field goals, extra points, punts, drop kicks). Soccer players on the other hand can and do use all kinds of other body parts besides their feet to move the ball. Soccer Goalies even get to use their *gasp*, hands to block shots on goal.

2. It's our language and in it we can call your sport anything we want. We darn sure aren't gonna call it "Fútbol" or ?وتبال* باز*ى* کردن* or Voetbal or Fußball or any other foreign name.

3. Soccer is a weenie sport played by Nancy Boy Drama Queens for the amusement of drunken fools who often go overboard and erupt into rioting and violence after important games because Soccer, and the Olympics, are the only remaining ways they can get away with relieving their pent up nationalistic tendencies without being called Fascists. :yep: