GoldenRivet
07-30-10, 01:41 PM
MONDAY: The grumpy, groggy, grouchy old SOB that spoils all the fun and that nobody likes. Monday is your jerk room mate. Its very hard to get along with Monday. Monday walks into your dorm room early in the morning and bangs trash can lids together in order to wake you up - rudely. Monday also does this because he gets a sadistic enjoyment out of seeing that startled look on your face at 6am. Did you run out of "your" sodas and lunch meat? its because Monday drank and ate all of it.
TUESDAY: Tuesday is kind of a nerdy coward. Tuesday hides around the corner while that meat head jock Monday steals your lunch money and punches you in the stomach... though Tuesday refuses to intervene and watches the beating, he will come to tell you when Monday is gone and that it is safer now. So he doesn't stick up for you? well, at least he's not that jerk Monday!
WEDNESDAY: Wednesday is a pretty cool acquaintance. You dont know him all that well, but he is the guy that walks around campus spreading the word about the big party at Friday and Saturday's house this weekend.
THURSDAY: Thursday is pretty cool, and usually takes all of his friends out to the clubs for drinks at night. Thursday is constantly talking about how he is best friends with Friday, though they sit next to each other every week... you never really notice them doing anything together socially. You sort of get the idea that Thursday wishes he were Friday.
FRIDAY: Friday is the party animal on campus. as soon as the sun starts to set, Friday is playing beer pong, doing body shots and generally recounting about 100,000 stories about how awesome he is. Everyone is friends with Friday though many of the other days of the week think he parties too hard and needs to take things more seriously... but Friday looks at you, puts his arm around you, hands you an ice cold beer and says "You know they're just jealous of what we got dude."
SATURDAY: She is laid back, almost as big a party animal as Friday is. Saturday spends her time at the Lake, the Beach, The Golf Course, local cafes and bars. Saturday is always broke, doesn't have a job, almost never studies but still manages to pass her classes and makes the best of every situation she comes across.
SUNDAY: Sunday is the laid back hippie on campus. Sunday sits on the couch almost all day, half baked, watching discovery channel or college sports. Sunday is known as the "good news bad news day"... Sunday keeps insisting that you hang out with him and blow off responsibility of all kinds, have a cold beer, watch the game smoke a cigar... but after lunch, Sunday starts to come down from his high and begins reminding everyone that the AM jerk-hole shenanigans of Monday are right around the corner. After about 3pm... Sunday gets to be a real drag to hang around.
TUESDAY: Tuesday is kind of a nerdy coward. Tuesday hides around the corner while that meat head jock Monday steals your lunch money and punches you in the stomach... though Tuesday refuses to intervene and watches the beating, he will come to tell you when Monday is gone and that it is safer now. So he doesn't stick up for you? well, at least he's not that jerk Monday!
WEDNESDAY: Wednesday is a pretty cool acquaintance. You dont know him all that well, but he is the guy that walks around campus spreading the word about the big party at Friday and Saturday's house this weekend.
THURSDAY: Thursday is pretty cool, and usually takes all of his friends out to the clubs for drinks at night. Thursday is constantly talking about how he is best friends with Friday, though they sit next to each other every week... you never really notice them doing anything together socially. You sort of get the idea that Thursday wishes he were Friday.
FRIDAY: Friday is the party animal on campus. as soon as the sun starts to set, Friday is playing beer pong, doing body shots and generally recounting about 100,000 stories about how awesome he is. Everyone is friends with Friday though many of the other days of the week think he parties too hard and needs to take things more seriously... but Friday looks at you, puts his arm around you, hands you an ice cold beer and says "You know they're just jealous of what we got dude."
SATURDAY: She is laid back, almost as big a party animal as Friday is. Saturday spends her time at the Lake, the Beach, The Golf Course, local cafes and bars. Saturday is always broke, doesn't have a job, almost never studies but still manages to pass her classes and makes the best of every situation she comes across.
SUNDAY: Sunday is the laid back hippie on campus. Sunday sits on the couch almost all day, half baked, watching discovery channel or college sports. Sunday is known as the "good news bad news day"... Sunday keeps insisting that you hang out with him and blow off responsibility of all kinds, have a cold beer, watch the game smoke a cigar... but after lunch, Sunday starts to come down from his high and begins reminding everyone that the AM jerk-hole shenanigans of Monday are right around the corner. After about 3pm... Sunday gets to be a real drag to hang around.